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Cosmic Mouse
@cosmicmousetarot.bsky.social
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They/Them
23
Pan/demi/agender/polyamorous
Infernal Divination Witch

TT: Cosmicmousetarot

May or may not be used for serious purposes.

https://linktr.ee/CosmicMouseTarot
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WHEN YOU HAVE THE URGE TO BITE ALL OF YOUR LOVED ONES.

No one is safe.

#adhdstim #bitingisaffection
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
THIS IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO DECONSTRUCT CHRISTIANITY

You get cool ass guides out of it 😎 /hj

#pagan #stmichael #exmormon
January 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Bearded vulture 🏔️🦅

Did you know that the bearded vulture regularly rubs mud on its chin, chest and feathers, giving these parts a rust color?

#lammergier #beardedvulture
January 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The lighting was good today to get a shot of this Black Vulture. It comes around several times a week, but usually perches on a tall metal utility pole farther behind the fence.
#birds
January 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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astrology is perfect for people with autism because of the pattern recognition aspect
January 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Alpha, beta, etc is just astrology for incels
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
SCREAMING AND CRYING CAUSE MY BLUESKY FEED ISN’T QUEER AND WITCHY YET

I need y’all traumatized neurodivergent ass motherfuckers TO FIND ME

Please recommend users to follow 🙏💜

#pagan #witch #demiromantic #pansexual #agender #ADHD #CPTSD #PMDD
January 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
69 followers!

Hehehe nice!
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January 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When you’re sick and your beautiful and amazing partner’s normal verbal stims LATCH ONTO TO THE SICK BRAIN AND OVERSTIMULATES YOUR BRAIN.

I HATE IT HERE.

Being AFAB + ADHD and sick is PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF

I just want to spend time with my adorable hubby and not want to shush them with pillow.
January 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I love being the community/family astrologer BECAUSE I GET ALL THE TEA 🥰

#astrology
December 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
MY LITTLE NEURODIVERGENT BRAIN CANNOT HAVE TBHQ

It’s a food preservative THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE SNACKS.

😖

#adhd #neurodivergent
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December 11, 2024 at 1:19 AM
When you clock the problem before they do
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December 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Mouse has the confidence of a cis het white man when they’re sick and it makes me ABSOLUTELY GIDDY.

We need more confident give no fucks Mouse

-Bacchus 🍇

… BUT ANXIETY -Mouse 🩷🦁
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 AM
8th house moons NEED TO KNOW THEIR PARTNER HAS A STABLE JOB + COMMUNITY to stay emotionally present + sane in the relationship.

Hi, I am an 8th house moon 🥲

#moonsigns #astrology
December 9, 2024 at 12:14 AM
10th house moons are WORKING DOGS.

They NEED a job to FEEL EMOTIONALLY SECURE.

So think German Shepherds!

#astrology #moonsign
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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The accuracy. 😭
December 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
HOT TAKE FROM BACCHUS

Malibu coconut rum is OVERRATED

🤢🤮

#hottakeswithbacchus #romangod #romanpagan #bacchus #winey #alcoholic
December 8, 2024 at 7:45 PM
PRETTY TRAUMATIZED AND GOOFY BRUNETTES

*bonus if they’re fictional and have curly hair
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December 8, 2024 at 4:48 PM
WHEN THE SAME BITCH FROM HIGH SCHOOL THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON FRESHMAN YEAR POPS UP IN MY DREAMS:

I keep healing/calling them out.

LEAVE ME ALONE
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December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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Catte
December 7, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Loki: forces me to make Blue Sky account /hj /lh

EVERY OTHER POST BEING AUF DEUTSCH

LOKI: PREVIOUSLY HAS SENT ME MULTIPLE DREAMS AUF DEUTSCH AND SPOKE TO ME IN FUCKING GERMAN

His fucking kid/my friend: Hey Mouse….

I swear if I need to relearn German 🥲😭

#loki #german #pagan
December 7, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: Your new character is Durv Lundfeld. He is an older dwarven fighter who is immune to thieves.

Me: How is he immune to thieves?

8yo DM: He doesn’t own anything.

#dnd
December 7, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Me when a fictional man’s life fall apart/is injured: 👀🥵

Broken men with good hearts >>>>>

#marvelloki #spn #supernaturalshow #samwinchester #deanwinchester #jaycetalis #arcane #arcaneseason2
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Mouse is a DRUID whose only source of natural divination are 2 teenage cats

Jesus, Zeus, Dagda, Osiris, and Apollo PLEASE HELP THEM GET TO BETTER ENVIRONMENT SO THEY CAN PROPERLY TAP INTO THEIR DRUIDIC + CELTIC ROOTS

-Sincerely, A VERY LOVING LOKI WHO WABTS TO THROW MORE SHIT AT MOUSE 🐍💚

#pagan
December 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Comment an astrology placement and I’ll give you an emoji

-Loki

#astrology
December 6, 2024 at 10:12 PM