Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸
@cosmiclaurel.bsky.social
Mask-wearer. Gamer. Yarn enthusiast. I help kill cancer. she/her
Fuck genocide
Fuck genocide
It’s March. It sounds like there’s an ice cream truck. The music is Christmas carols. Are we giving up on linear time?
March 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s March. It sounds like there’s an ice cream truck. The music is Christmas carols. Are we giving up on linear time?
Yes, what they’re doing is both illegal and unconstitutional. Stop saying that matters. Clearly it doesn’t.
February 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yes, what they’re doing is both illegal and unconstitutional. Stop saying that matters. Clearly it doesn’t.
sploosh kaboom
January 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
sploosh kaboom
I haven’t seen Twin Peaks since it first aired. Paid the bad guys to stream.
Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to.
#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks
Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.
Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to.
#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks
Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.
January 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I haven’t seen Twin Peaks since it first aired. Paid the bad guys to stream.
Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to.
#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks
Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.
Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to.
#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks
Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.
The obviously rational choice of voting to continue genocide, apparently
I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
January 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The obviously rational choice of voting to continue genocide, apparently
Might I recommend NOT getting wasabi in a paper cut?
January 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Might I recommend NOT getting wasabi in a paper cut?
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"Cancel Culture" doesn't actually exist, but the FEAR of it did ruin some *comedians* because they stopped being funny and started being thin-skinned losers who just complain about people being "too sensitive now" instead of actually writing and telling funny jokes.
January 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Cancel Culture" doesn't actually exist, but the FEAR of it did ruin some *comedians* because they stopped being funny and started being thin-skinned losers who just complain about people being "too sensitive now" instead of actually writing and telling funny jokes.
Shout out to the jerk who didn’t close the shaker bottle so it spilled when I was shaking it
(It was me. I’m the jerk.)
(It was me. I’m the jerk.)
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Shout out to the jerk who didn’t close the shaker bottle so it spilled when I was shaking it
(It was me. I’m the jerk.)
(It was me. I’m the jerk.)
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One day, America will be used as an example of why a 2 party system is doomed to fail, especially when both parties eat out of the same corporate funded trough
The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.
The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.
Man like idk I don't understand Yank politics but I think if I was an opposition party facing the onset of an authoritarian regime I would just vote a hard no to absolutely everything the authoritarians suggest. It strikes me that that would be simply prudent
Dems appear to be totally surrendering. They did not get amendments exempting Dreamers/minors or fixing other awful provisions. Dems could have drawn a line on those and demanded changes.
I ask again: Is this the outcome those demanding a move to the right wanted?
newrepublic.com/article/1902...
I ask again: Is this the outcome those demanding a move to the right wanted?
newrepublic.com/article/1902...
January 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
One day, America will be used as an example of why a 2 party system is doomed to fail, especially when both parties eat out of the same corporate funded trough
The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.
The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.
RIP Google Reader
THE INTERNET WAS BETTER WITH RSS!!! i know it's still around but it's just not the same. now the expectation is you get all your notifs through an app or a million email lists. it's harder to see posts by people you follow AND systemically disincentivizes making/sharing longer posts off-platform
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
RIP Google Reader
TIL
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
TIL
Does quote posting violate your copyright too?
January 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Does quote posting violate your copyright too?
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If you ever want to make a certain type of Christian very, very angry, point out that Jesus is, canonically, ace/aro and watch them spin trying to tell you why you're wrong. Things like, "Jesus absolutely wanted to fuck, he just didn't!" will start coming out of their mouths.
April 6, 2024 at 5:54 PM
If you ever want to make a certain type of Christian very, very angry, point out that Jesus is, canonically, ace/aro and watch them spin trying to tell you why you're wrong. Things like, "Jesus absolutely wanted to fuck, he just didn't!" will start coming out of their mouths.
Malificent in the streets, Merriweather in the sheets
Spongebob under sheets, Sandy in the streets
January 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Malificent in the streets, Merriweather in the sheets
Paisley
What color would you say your personality is ?
January 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Paisley
As a certified crazy person, I don’t like it when people use “crazy” pejoratively. What else can people use?
Here’s what I have:
Wild
Twisted
Bananas
More please
Here’s what I have:
Wild
Twisted
Bananas
More please
January 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As a certified crazy person, I don’t like it when people use “crazy” pejoratively. What else can people use?
Here’s what I have:
Wild
Twisted
Bananas
More please
Here’s what I have:
Wild
Twisted
Bananas
More please
I want to complain about A Thing, but if I do, people will do The Thing. In fact, people will think that if I complain about The Thing, I secretly want The Thing.
I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.
I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.
December 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I want to complain about A Thing, but if I do, people will do The Thing. In fact, people will think that if I complain about The Thing, I secretly want The Thing.
I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.
I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.
Dear Gatekeepers Complaining about Innocuous Posts Here:
Stop it.
No Love,
Me
Stop it.
No Love,
Me
December 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Dear Gatekeepers Complaining about Innocuous Posts Here:
Stop it.
No Love,
Me
Stop it.
No Love,
Me
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good at the moment.
I wonder what will be a good new form of government to invent after the democratic era
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good at the moment.
Read the alt text please
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Read the alt text please
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
Apollo 13
What’s the first major news story your remember as a child?
Mine is OJ Simpson
Mine is OJ Simpson
December 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Apollo 13
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You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.