Crow the Egg 🏳️⚧️
@corvidgurl.bsky.social
Simply a silly bird.
21 years on this rock.
Not looking to sell nothin, just doing my good ol’ nudes community services.
DMs open for any and all moots
[Scrivener]
Minors?!?! EWWWWW!!!! (No kids allowed!)
21 years on this rock.
Not looking to sell nothin, just doing my good ol’ nudes community services.
DMs open for any and all moots
[Scrivener]
Minors?!?! EWWWWW!!!! (No kids allowed!)
Iron Lung movie branded fleshlight
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Iron Lung movie branded fleshlight
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When you're so fucking horny and lonely that you can only get off two one of two kinds of videos --
1. Depraved, feral, kinky, violent, taboo sex involving very fucked or hardcore dynamics
or
2. Girls kissing passionately
🫠 Couldn't be me ...
1. Depraved, feral, kinky, violent, taboo sex involving very fucked or hardcore dynamics
or
2. Girls kissing passionately
🫠 Couldn't be me ...
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
When you're so fucking horny and lonely that you can only get off two one of two kinds of videos --
1. Depraved, feral, kinky, violent, taboo sex involving very fucked or hardcore dynamics
or
2. Girls kissing passionately
🫠 Couldn't be me ...
1. Depraved, feral, kinky, violent, taboo sex involving very fucked or hardcore dynamics
or
2. Girls kissing passionately
🫠 Couldn't be me ...
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here are some cozy lewds we took yesterday, our first good relaxing day in a while ^~^
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
here are some cozy lewds we took yesterday, our first good relaxing day in a while ^~^
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Ok I'll say this since I was blocked, don't post shit and then get mad when no one is tipping you. ESPECIALLY if you don't interact with your audience and engage with others.
If you know your followers can't pay but they still do everything they can to promote you don't say hateful shit to them
If you know your followers can't pay but they still do everything they can to promote you don't say hateful shit to them
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ok I'll say this since I was blocked, don't post shit and then get mad when no one is tipping you. ESPECIALLY if you don't interact with your audience and engage with others.
If you know your followers can't pay but they still do everything they can to promote you don't say hateful shit to them
If you know your followers can't pay but they still do everything they can to promote you don't say hateful shit to them
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chubby girls would fix me i think
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
chubby girls would fix me i think
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how it feels being a fat trans furry fag
a cat is laying on a blue pillow with its mouth open
ALT: a cat is laying on a blue pillow with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
how it feels being a fat trans furry fag
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Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - Secret Element.mp3
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - Secret Element.mp3
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Two moms on the couch with their daughter sitting between them on her birthday, showing her the porno they made years ago in which she was conceived. About half an hour later, mom is making out with her daughter, while mama guides her milf cock into her pussy.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Two moms on the couch with their daughter sitting between them on her birthday, showing her the porno they made years ago in which she was conceived. About half an hour later, mom is making out with her daughter, while mama guides her milf cock into her pussy.
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Smart toilets? No. I require my toilets to be himbos.
Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means
Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted
Gives new meaning to the 'internet of shit.'
www.404media.co
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Smart toilets? No. I require my toilets to be himbos.
Just had a customer with more than 20 items in self check and when I told him he got all aggressive so I just let him carry on. Then when he was done he tried to get aggressive again while he was leaving but I just ignored him. Dunno what the fuck his problem was but I hope he doesn’t last the week.
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just had a customer with more than 20 items in self check and when I told him he got all aggressive so I just let him carry on. Then when he was done he tried to get aggressive again while he was leaving but I just ignored him. Dunno what the fuck his problem was but I hope he doesn’t last the week.
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I'll fuck all my mutuals RIGHT. NOW. 😤
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I'll fuck all my mutuals RIGHT. NOW. 😤
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hypno sis 😳
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hypno sis 😳
Watched this at work and now I’m smiling like an idiot. I need this in my life so baaad!
A customer just called me out for smiling more than usual. How do I tell them that I’m a trans woman who needs a sister/gf to make out with???
A customer just called me out for smiling more than usual. How do I tell them that I’m a trans woman who needs a sister/gf to make out with???
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Watched this at work and now I’m smiling like an idiot. I need this in my life so baaad!
A customer just called me out for smiling more than usual. How do I tell them that I’m a trans woman who needs a sister/gf to make out with???
A customer just called me out for smiling more than usual. How do I tell them that I’m a trans woman who needs a sister/gf to make out with???
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🩸 i love art made by trannies
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🩸 i love art made by trannies
Cracking open a cold one with the girls
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Cracking open a cold one with the girls
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I’m August :3
I make nsfw content (and custom content too. On ManyVids) :3
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I make nsfw content (and custom content too. On ManyVids) :3
My OnlyFans (65% off) and ManyVids (videos 25% to 75% off) (store items between 10% and 75% off) are on sale until the 28th :3
www.manyvids.com/Profile/1008...
onlyfans.com/augustthelew...
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m August :3
I make nsfw content (and custom content too. On ManyVids) :3
My OnlyFans (65% off) and ManyVids (videos 25% to 75% off) (store items between 10% and 75% off) are on sale until the 28th :3
www.manyvids.com/Profile/1008...
onlyfans.com/augustthelew...
I make nsfw content (and custom content too. On ManyVids) :3
My OnlyFans (65% off) and ManyVids (videos 25% to 75% off) (store items between 10% and 75% off) are on sale until the 28th :3
www.manyvids.com/Profile/1008...
onlyfans.com/augustthelew...
6 more hourly yeen posts before im free from work
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
6 more hourly yeen posts before im free from work
Okay there’s this one hot guy who comes into the store I work in and always come to self check. We’ve started with friendly banter now and it’s nice but tell me why this guy looks exactly like Alan Wake from Alan Wake.
Oh my gwah!
Oh my gwah!
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Okay there’s this one hot guy who comes into the store I work in and always come to self check. We’ve started with friendly banter now and it’s nice but tell me why this guy looks exactly like Alan Wake from Alan Wake.
Oh my gwah!
Oh my gwah!
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I read this as someone seeing their favorite food on a restaurant menu.
I personally love a good well-cooked debauchery
I personally love a good well-cooked debauchery
YAY THERE’S DEBAUCHERY HERE
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I read this as someone seeing their favorite food on a restaurant menu.
I personally love a good well-cooked debauchery
I personally love a good well-cooked debauchery
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An infinite number of flustered girls doing an infinite number of keysmashes will eventually type out the entirety of House of Leaves
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
An infinite number of flustered girls doing an infinite number of keysmashes will eventually type out the entirety of House of Leaves
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not all heroes wear capes
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
not all heroes wear capes
YEESSSSSS
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
YEESSSSSS
I am the well-documented train lover flavor of trans girl
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am the well-documented train lover flavor of trans girl
I masturbate the women I like and rage bait the women I love
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I masturbate the women I like and rage bait the women I love