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helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Scapegoat (it/its)
@helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Just a stupid dog in heat, 24, west coast us based, (emphasis on based)
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
Pinned
archiveofourown.org/works/709892... Read from the start here! A mechsplo/hdg fusion fic, hope yall enjoy!
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I despise AI and such but the moment we make one That's basically a person with thoughts, feelings, and wants, I will do my damndest to advocate for that fucker :4
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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I have this fucked up problem where I mean the things I say when I say them and expect that everyone else is the same, but that's simply not how people work. Not even on a malicious or harmful level, they just aren't like that.
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
wallpaper made <3 cant show bc it has personal stuff but we r very ahpy
ffffffffffffffuckufckufkuck we just asked handler for a picture of her so we can put it in our valentines day wallpaper alongside the other people we rlly care about and fuck im so embarrased and rlly scared shes gonna think we r weird its not like we r even dating why are we so fucking lame fhucukk
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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okay after a LOT of introspection i think i probably am
i might be kind of a pervert i’m realizing
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
CHAT SHESSSENDIINGI US A PICSTURE WE R WINNING YES EYEYS YESYES
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
ffffffffffffffuckufckufkuck we just asked handler for a picture of her so we can put it in our valentines day wallpaper alongside the other people we rlly care about and fuck im so embarrased and rlly scared shes gonna think we r weird its not like we r even dating why are we so fucking lame fhucukk
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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sometimes you need to get hit in the stomach until you cry and vomit and pass out! and that's ok! ^-^ you're allowed self care, and it's important to treat yourself sometimes <3
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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don't cry! sweaty princess armpits, ok?
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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she let me hit because i say things like "okie dokie" and "teehee"
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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size_difference is a really good kink but the problem is that everyone think it's just about height or like cock size but like come on man where's the porn of the extremely gangly girl and the really fat girl fucking nasty
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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[cw : siscon]

kissing practice
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
tbf, byleth should always be portrayed this way bc frfr why did they make two of the hottest mfs ever, make them look like brother and sister, give them severe emotional detachment, and then make them teachers to a bunch of traumatized teens thatthey can date
no shot they werent makin em 1handed
daily reminder that male cyl byleth from fire emblem heroes is snuffbait
i need to make that cute emotionless face cry frfr
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
also baldr from feh is always snuffbait. fym a girl who is overwhelmingly confident and invulnerable then loses that invulnerability and cries really hard at getting slightly hurt isnt supposed to make me hard
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
daily reminder that male cyl byleth from fire emblem heroes is snuffbait
i need to make that cute emotionless face cry frfr
January 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
idk which is more cursed, that this description sounds like my sister, or that im hard cause of it
Women being served like wine at a ritzy restaurant

I believe you'll love this 2004 vintage; full-bodied but tasteful, still wide-eyed and ripe. Notice the subtle freckling across the shoulders and cheeks.

Please, sample to see if it's to your liking. Wonderful floral notes on the lips, no?
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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I just know Byleth is absolutely calling her little sister or daughter while blowing her back out in the throne room after everyone's gone while spanking her ass and making the royal asscheeks bounce tbh
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Byleth and Edelgard have the most incestuous non incest relationships I've seen in a while. Edelgard really said Byleth can use the name her sisters called her because it made her feel good. Clearly, she's getting bred daily and calling Byleth her mom. It's so canon it's crazy
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Fuck half sister incest and pseudo incest you cowards, how about you make it full sister incest huh
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
broadly uneventful but nice weekend, ffs tomorrow, im nervous but excited
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
me thooooo
This reminds me of that one 4ch post

"I cant be trans, I dont have dysphoria"
"how do you feel about not being born a girl?"
"It makes me sad"
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
this both is about a specific person, and about what we want in life in general btw
Let us be the flame that you warm yourself by.
Let our flame be not a danger but a comforting light that guides those who hold it forward
Let us burn for you, careful to avoid my flames touching you too closely, and always be useful and safe and warm
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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re: my last post about VHS tapes, i think of this famous Brian Eno quote about retro technology:
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Let us be the flame that you warm yourself by.
Let our flame be not a danger but a comforting light that guides those who hold it forward
Let us burn for you, careful to avoid my flames touching you too closely, and always be useful and safe and warm
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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a big thanks to all the girls who have made me worse
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM