Scapegoat (it/its)
@helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Just a stupid dog in heat, 24, west coast us based, (emphasis on based)
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
Pinned
archiveofourown.org/works/709892... Read from the start here! A mechsplo/hdg fusion fic, hope yall enjoy!
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reminder that virginity is also kind of just a kink thing and the real deciding factor between if a sexual experience counts as a loss of virginity or not is if it's hot for you to still be a virgin
January 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
reminder that virginity is also kind of just a kink thing and the real deciding factor between if a sexual experience counts as a loss of virginity or not is if it's hot for you to still be a virgin
if you could be any item what would you be?
i think,, i would like to be a nice sweater.... it would be nice to get to keep someone warm and feel safe... be there to cry into, to snuggle into when a draft comes by, to be a makeshift pillow when needed, to be lent to my owners loved ones, just,,, yea
i think,, i would like to be a nice sweater.... it would be nice to get to keep someone warm and feel safe... be there to cry into, to snuggle into when a draft comes by, to be a makeshift pillow when needed, to be lent to my owners loved ones, just,,, yea
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 AM
if you could be any item what would you be?
i think,, i would like to be a nice sweater.... it would be nice to get to keep someone warm and feel safe... be there to cry into, to snuggle into when a draft comes by, to be a makeshift pillow when needed, to be lent to my owners loved ones, just,,, yea
i think,, i would like to be a nice sweater.... it would be nice to get to keep someone warm and feel safe... be there to cry into, to snuggle into when a draft comes by, to be a makeshift pillow when needed, to be lent to my owners loved ones, just,,, yea
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Everytime I hear people talk about voice training, I'm so glad I really don't care about making mine deeper/higher, I hate listening to my own voice no matter what pitch it is so I'd never be able to do it lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Everytime I hear people talk about voice training, I'm so glad I really don't care about making mine deeper/higher, I hate listening to my own voice no matter what pitch it is so I'd never be able to do it lol
i just,, what the fuck do i do... what do i do when so many people who were better than me, stronger than me, more selfless, less cowardly, die, and i am left alive, scrambling and skittering like fucking vermin, a rat trying not to drown... all i
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 AM
i just,, what the fuck do i do... what do i do when so many people who were better than me, stronger than me, more selfless, less cowardly, die, and i am left alive, scrambling and skittering like fucking vermin, a rat trying not to drown... all i
"I'm not mad at you"
"are you okay?"
i hope they are somewhere better
and that justice really does exist
"are you okay?"
i hope they are somewhere better
and that justice really does exist
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 AM
"I'm not mad at you"
"are you okay?"
i hope they are somewhere better
and that justice really does exist
"are you okay?"
i hope they are somewhere better
and that justice really does exist
sometimes it kills us thinking of how much better people than us have been killed for so much less than we have done and our heart screams
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 AM
sometimes it kills us thinking of how much better people than us have been killed for so much less than we have done and our heart screams
thinkin about the time my bestie who i fuck a bunch fed us using the affini commands that we belatedly realized we had learned from Dog of War >///////<
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 AM
thinkin about the time my bestie who i fuck a bunch fed us using the affini commands that we belatedly realized we had learned from Dog of War >///////<
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easy and gropeable princess after just one beer
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
easy and gropeable princess after just one beer
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have you read Human Domestication Guide because i did yesterday and WOW i have not stopped thinking about it
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
have you read Human Domestication Guide because i did yesterday and WOW i have not stopped thinking about it
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cw for siscon. hdg has fully gripped my brain im not sorry
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
cw for siscon. hdg has fully gripped my brain im not sorry
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Help me lady armpit.
Save me lady armpit.
Save me lady armpit.
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Help me lady armpit.
Save me lady armpit.
Save me lady armpit.
a friend is getting canceled for being into necro, and heres the thing. you can be attracted to anything you want. as long as you deal with it in a way that doesnt harm others who can't consent, there is zero problem imo
and yes, this take means incest and necrophilia objectively
and yes, this take means incest and necrophilia objectively
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 AM
a friend is getting canceled for being into necro, and heres the thing. you can be attracted to anything you want. as long as you deal with it in a way that doesnt harm others who can't consent, there is zero problem imo
and yes, this take means incest and necrophilia objectively
and yes, this take means incest and necrophilia objectively
listen i still hold that punisher isnt exactly a role model but yeah this is very in character and based for him
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
listen i still hold that punisher isnt exactly a role model but yeah this is very in character and based for him
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I despise AI and such but the moment we make one That's basically a person with thoughts, feelings, and wants, I will do my damndest to advocate for that fucker :4
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I despise AI and such but the moment we make one That's basically a person with thoughts, feelings, and wants, I will do my damndest to advocate for that fucker :4
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I have this fucked up problem where I mean the things I say when I say them and expect that everyone else is the same, but that's simply not how people work. Not even on a malicious or harmful level, they just aren't like that.
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I have this fucked up problem where I mean the things I say when I say them and expect that everyone else is the same, but that's simply not how people work. Not even on a malicious or harmful level, they just aren't like that.
wallpaper made <3 cant show bc it has personal stuff but we r very ahpy
ffffffffffffffuckufckufkuck we just asked handler for a picture of her so we can put it in our valentines day wallpaper alongside the other people we rlly care about and fuck im so embarrased and rlly scared shes gonna think we r weird its not like we r even dating why are we so fucking lame fhucukk
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
wallpaper made <3 cant show bc it has personal stuff but we r very ahpy
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okay after a LOT of introspection i think i probably am
i might be kind of a pervert i’m realizing
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
okay after a LOT of introspection i think i probably am
CHAT SHESSSENDIINGI US A PICSTURE WE R WINNING YES EYEYS YESYES
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
CHAT SHESSSENDIINGI US A PICSTURE WE R WINNING YES EYEYS YESYES
ffffffffffffffuckufckufkuck we just asked handler for a picture of her so we can put it in our valentines day wallpaper alongside the other people we rlly care about and fuck im so embarrased and rlly scared shes gonna think we r weird its not like we r even dating why are we so fucking lame fhucukk
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
ffffffffffffffuckufckufkuck we just asked handler for a picture of her so we can put it in our valentines day wallpaper alongside the other people we rlly care about and fuck im so embarrased and rlly scared shes gonna think we r weird its not like we r even dating why are we so fucking lame fhucukk
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sometimes you need to get hit in the stomach until you cry and vomit and pass out! and that's ok! ^-^ you're allowed self care, and it's important to treat yourself sometimes <3
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
sometimes you need to get hit in the stomach until you cry and vomit and pass out! and that's ok! ^-^ you're allowed self care, and it's important to treat yourself sometimes <3
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don't cry! sweaty princess armpits, ok?
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
don't cry! sweaty princess armpits, ok?
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she let me hit because i say things like "okie dokie" and "teehee"
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
she let me hit because i say things like "okie dokie" and "teehee"
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size_difference is a really good kink but the problem is that everyone think it's just about height or like cock size but like come on man where's the porn of the extremely gangly girl and the really fat girl fucking nasty
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 AM
size_difference is a really good kink but the problem is that everyone think it's just about height or like cock size but like come on man where's the porn of the extremely gangly girl and the really fat girl fucking nasty
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[cw : siscon]
kissing practice
kissing practice
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
[cw : siscon]
kissing practice
kissing practice
tbf, byleth should always be portrayed this way bc frfr why did they make two of the hottest mfs ever, make them look like brother and sister, give them severe emotional detachment, and then make them teachers to a bunch of traumatized teens thatthey can date
no shot they werent makin em 1handed
no shot they werent makin em 1handed
daily reminder that male cyl byleth from fire emblem heroes is snuffbait
i need to make that cute emotionless face cry frfr
i need to make that cute emotionless face cry frfr
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
tbf, byleth should always be portrayed this way bc frfr why did they make two of the hottest mfs ever, make them look like brother and sister, give them severe emotional detachment, and then make them teachers to a bunch of traumatized teens thatthey can date
no shot they werent makin em 1handed
no shot they werent makin em 1handed