Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
@helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Just a stupid dog in heat, 24, west coast us based, (emphasis on based)
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
Pinned
Can dogs dream? - Chapter 1 - SnuffBaitPuppy - Mechsploitation - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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My current fic, an HDG/Mechsploitation mix! Heres chapter one!
archiveofourown.org/works/709892...
archiveofourown.org/works/709892...
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I don't have abandonment issues and aggression problems I'm just yandere
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I don't have abandonment issues and aggression problems I'm just yandere
heyyy sorry for the drunk posting, we r good now lol
yall are great
i am gonna be afk for a couple days
yall are great
i am gonna be afk for a couple days
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
heyyy sorry for the drunk posting, we r good now lol
yall are great
i am gonna be afk for a couple days
yall are great
i am gonna be afk for a couple days
ok piss itme then gaem time
wwwwe love yall butwae gotta pee th n pack then piss and then game
wwe lvoe yall yurs sooo coool
we arre bery happy from yall beng so sweet
wwwwe love yall butwae gotta pee th n pack then piss and then game
wwe lvoe yall yurs sooo coool
we arre bery happy from yall beng so sweet
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
ok piss itme then gaem time
wwwwe love yall butwae gotta pee th n pack then piss and then game
wwe lvoe yall yurs sooo coool
we arre bery happy from yall beng so sweet
wwwwe love yall butwae gotta pee th n pack then piss and then game
wwe lvoe yall yurs sooo coool
we arre bery happy from yall beng so sweet
mmy tits sare so sentsitfve
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
mmy tits sare so sentsitfve
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IRONY POISONING IS OUT, SINCERITY POISONING IS IN
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
IRONY POISONING IS OUT, SINCERITY POISONING IS IN
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fellas: if she ain't scarier than your sleep paralysis demons, is she even your girl?
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
fellas: if she ain't scarier than your sleep paralysis demons, is she even your girl?
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i don't mean to get political or anything but rich people shouldn't get to have all that stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i don't mean to get political or anything but rich people shouldn't get to have all that stuff
sobr me i promise i tried, i di d 2 load laundry
ur woldcome
sorr for not doin more
we love u uuuuu mwha ahhehahehahehae
gonna fuck myself ehheheheh
fuck we would brutalisze ourselves
we are such a good lil hoole
ur woldcome
sorr for not doin more
we love u uuuuu mwha ahhehahehahehae
gonna fuck myself ehheheheh
fuck we would brutalisze ourselves
we are such a good lil hoole
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
sobr me i promise i tried, i di d 2 load laundry
ur woldcome
sorr for not doin more
we love u uuuuu mwha ahhehahehahehae
gonna fuck myself ehheheheh
fuck we would brutalisze ourselves
we are such a good lil hoole
ur woldcome
sorr for not doin more
we love u uuuuu mwha ahhehahehahehae
gonna fuck myself ehheheheh
fuck we would brutalisze ourselves
we are such a good lil hoole
OK OK
we have to do a couple more things b4 we can play videgam and go to eep
gotta pack cute outfits,
uhhhh
i think that it
uh.m... idk we r so horny fuck
we have to do a couple more things b4 we can play videgam and go to eep
gotta pack cute outfits,
uhhhh
i think that it
uh.m... idk we r so horny fuck
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
OK OK
we have to do a couple more things b4 we can play videgam and go to eep
gotta pack cute outfits,
uhhhh
i think that it
uh.m... idk we r so horny fuck
we have to do a couple more things b4 we can play videgam and go to eep
gotta pack cute outfits,
uhhhh
i think that it
uh.m... idk we r so horny fuck
ararfarfarfarfarfarfafrfEFRSFRARFARFAFFRARFAAFRAF
ANGY DOG
JK WE R HAPPY BUT BARKY
SOMEONE COME WESTLE WIT H US
I AM A BITEY DOHGY
GONNA CHOMP
ANGY DOG
JK WE R HAPPY BUT BARKY
SOMEONE COME WESTLE WIT H US
I AM A BITEY DOHGY
GONNA CHOMP
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
ararfarfarfarfarfarfafrfEFRSFRARFARFAFFRARFAAFRAF
ANGY DOG
JK WE R HAPPY BUT BARKY
SOMEONE COME WESTLE WIT H US
I AM A BITEY DOHGY
GONNA CHOMP
ANGY DOG
JK WE R HAPPY BUT BARKY
SOMEONE COME WESTLE WIT H US
I AM A BITEY DOHGY
GONNA CHOMP
u heard it here first folks we rnt embarsin
oooh we should play ciberpunk b4 bed
oooh we should play ciberpunk b4 bed
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
u heard it here first folks we rnt embarsin
oooh we should play ciberpunk b4 bed
oooh we should play ciberpunk b4 bed
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Its not embarrassing tho! Everyone is silly when they're drunk! Ur fine!
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Its not embarrassing tho! Everyone is silly when they're drunk! Ur fine!
same ithing iwth unova nad americac
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
same ithing iwth unova nad americac
me playing pokemon violet like "woaw spain is so cool i wihs i t was real"
lmao
ok but no fr fuck spain irl but pokemon makes it look so cool
lmao
ok but no fr fuck spain irl but pokemon makes it look so cool
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
me playing pokemon violet like "woaw spain is so cool i wihs i t was real"
lmao
ok but no fr fuck spain irl but pokemon makes it look so cool
lmao
ok but no fr fuck spain irl but pokemon makes it look so cool
forcefemming dan hentschel
bc why tf are his eyes so pretty lmao
bc why tf are his eyes so pretty lmao
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
forcefemming dan hentschel
bc why tf are his eyes so pretty lmao
bc why tf are his eyes so pretty lmao
dude sober me id gonna be horrufued lmao
we are so embarrasinh
we are so embarrasinh
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
dude sober me id gonna be horrufued lmao
we are so embarrasinh
we are so embarrasinh
dude dan hentschel is soooo funny
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
dude dan hentschel is soooo funny
barks so loud i break glass
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
barks so loud i break glass
bro u edvr see someobe u admire like ur post or repluy and u get allhappy
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
bro u edvr see someobe u admire like ur post or repluy and u get allhappy
yall woud hear about us being founff manfled in an alleu pon the news
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
yall woud hear about us being founff manfled in an alleu pon the news
this is wghy we dont drink in public lmso
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
this is wghy we dont drink in public lmso
water time
lmao i only had like 5 shots
lmao i only had like 5 shots
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
water time
lmao i only had like 5 shots
lmao i only had like 5 shots
a[pologies to anyone upset by our patheatic grossnes lmao
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
a[pologies to anyone upset by our patheatic grossnes lmao
ooh boy this is prob dangerous lool
fuck
we are so patjhetic
listen i just
want a new trauma to jerk it to
fuck
we are so patjhetic
listen i just
want a new trauma to jerk it to
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
ooh boy this is prob dangerous lool
fuck
we are so patjhetic
listen i just
want a new trauma to jerk it to
fuck
we are so patjhetic
listen i just
want a new trauma to jerk it to