Corvus magicus
@corvibae.bsky.social
hi my name is Auberon (OH-burr-on)
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Masshole, cat dad, genderfluid icon (he/she/they)
I collect autoimmune diseases as a hobby (Celiac & Sjogren's)
🏳️🌈 || 🏳️⚧️✨|| 18+
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Creative stuff:
@alluvial.ink
@arcadianisles.ink
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Masshole, cat dad, genderfluid icon (he/she/they)
I collect autoimmune diseases as a hobby (Celiac & Sjogren's)
🏳️🌈 || 🏳️⚧️✨|| 18+
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Creative stuff:
@alluvial.ink
@arcadianisles.ink
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Corvus magicus
@corvibae.bsky.social
· Feb 11
A single brain cell pinging around in his skull like an early 2000s DVD player screensaver. When it hits the corner, he has a thought.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
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— cmm: Maia Destrahn
for @thebasswarrior.bsky.social
for @thebasswarrior.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
— cmm: Maia Destrahn
for @thebasswarrior.bsky.social
for @thebasswarrior.bsky.social
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42 Years Ago Today: February 3, 1984 Front Page
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
42 Years Ago Today: February 3, 1984 Front Page
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sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
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Food Recall Warning #Canada: Mushmoshi brand Enoki Mushroom recalled due to Listeria monocytogenes via Canadian Food Inspection Agency recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-rec...
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Food Recall Warning #Canada: Mushmoshi brand Enoki Mushroom recalled due to Listeria monocytogenes via Canadian Food Inspection Agency recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-rec...
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“We put him in a lose-lose situation,” the Minnesota woman says. “He could’ve kept talking and we would make fun of his voice, or he shuts up and we looked like we shut him down."
It is your patriotic duty to mock these people. Mercilessly.
It is your patriotic duty to mock these people. Mercilessly.
The power of mocking Trump’s pathetic monsters
It's impossible to ignore the administration's blend of violent repression and overwhelming cringe.
www.motherjones.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“We put him in a lose-lose situation,” the Minnesota woman says. “He could’ve kept talking and we would make fun of his voice, or he shuts up and we looked like we shut him down."
It is your patriotic duty to mock these people. Mercilessly.
It is your patriotic duty to mock these people. Mercilessly.
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🎶TWO MINUTES LAAAATER🎶
Rat coin purse!
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
🎶TWO MINUTES LAAAATER🎶
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This is why I 🙄 at "I get more likes on Twitter!!1!" defenses. Cool, but this is who (or rather WHAT) is talking to you. Just look at that botslop.
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 AM
This is why I 🙄 at "I get more likes on Twitter!!1!" defenses. Cool, but this is who (or rather WHAT) is talking to you. Just look at that botslop.
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Screeching and clapping my hands in delight like a trained seal
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Screeching and clapping my hands in delight like a trained seal
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i would like to speak with manager...am very unhappy with 2026, is very disappointing and i want a refund...
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
i would like to speak with manager...am very unhappy with 2026, is very disappointing and i want a refund...
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February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Today's episode tells the story of three unusual food-related deaths, from a teenager killed by a single corn chip, to a outbreak of botulism linked to nacho cheese...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuO...
- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Today's episode tells the story of three unusual food-related deaths, from a teenager killed by a single corn chip, to a outbreak of botulism linked to nacho cheese...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuO...
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Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
And then ended like that.
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
And then ended like that.
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Seems to be accurate now.
Don't forget that you have many alternatives!
Don't forget that you have many alternatives!
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Seems to be accurate now.
Don't forget that you have many alternatives!
Don't forget that you have many alternatives!
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Happy BHM! Thank you for making this thread C:
I am a black artists who loves oc's and dark themes🌹✨
I am a black artists who loves oc's and dark themes🌹✨
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Happy BHM! Thank you for making this thread C:
I am a black artists who loves oc's and dark themes🌹✨
I am a black artists who loves oc's and dark themes🌹✨
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February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Picks him up with a tissue
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Picks him up with a tissue
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Trivia has no real friends in Undermine and so she never gets any letters that aren't bills or advertisements... still, she dreams of getting a letter for Love Is In The Air someday 😳
maybe this year? 💌
#art #warcraft #warcraftart #goblin #worldofwarcraft
maybe this year? 💌
#art #warcraft #warcraftart #goblin #worldofwarcraft
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Trivia has no real friends in Undermine and so she never gets any letters that aren't bills or advertisements... still, she dreams of getting a letter for Love Is In The Air someday 😳
maybe this year? 💌
#art #warcraft #warcraftart #goblin #worldofwarcraft
maybe this year? 💌
#art #warcraft #warcraftart #goblin #worldofwarcraft
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Imagine being a rich and powerful person trying to go on an image rehabilitation tour from absolutely horrific sexual assault allegations the literal day after everyone starts paying really fucking close attention to rich and powerful sexual predators again.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Imagine being a rich and powerful person trying to go on an image rehabilitation tour from absolutely horrific sexual assault allegations the literal day after everyone starts paying really fucking close attention to rich and powerful sexual predators again.
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If you’re ever wondering what a day at the campaign office is like…
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If you’re ever wondering what a day at the campaign office is like…
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This machien doznot git tha best of me! I am mastre of my domaines!
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This machien doznot git tha best of me! I am mastre of my domaines!