cortney warner
cortneywarner13.bsky.social
cortney warner
@cortneywarner13.bsky.social
Comedian.
Pointy Boys on Bedfire Label
Comedy Night at The Blue Room Host
Curious to hear how Chappell roan’s feeling today after not endorsing Kamala and mispronouncing her name, in the name of queer people.
January 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dating in Nashville
Been here for about a decade and it’s hard out here.

#dating #nashville #comedy #thebeatles #standupcomedy #womenincomedy #indie
January 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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We could’ve had a president who reads and supports small business. Sigh…

#booksky #kamalaharris #election2024
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Anyone surprised by Chappell roan’s attitude should be aware her real name is Kayleigh and she’s from Missouri so like it tracks
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
“Hot frosty” is the “poor things” of Christmas movies
December 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Shoutout to all the babies conceived during toyotathon this year
November 18, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I binged #schoolspirits in a day and now I don’t know what to do with my life.
November 17, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Jake Paul should teach Matt Gaetz how to hit on old people
November 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I’m so excited that the #wickedmovie comes out next week! I have 0 plans to watch it but thank god the press tour will be over.
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Is anyone watching #stdenismedical? It’s fantastic!
November 14, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I know I’m gonna make it big on here I can feel it
November 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
#explainafilmplotbadly dude will do anything to get out of breaking up with his girlfriend
November 14, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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Mother and baby great grey owl. I loved witnessing the amazingly loving relationship between mother and babies. I’d occasionally hear her softly cooing to her eggs before they hatched. #birds #wildlife #nature #photography
November 13, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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I see that the new Attorney General is already trending on Twitter.
November 14, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Anyone who is shocked by El*n’s body type has clearly never been to rural tennesse before.
November 14, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Matt Gaetz didn’t have a high school sweetheart until he was in his late 30s.
November 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS
November 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Addison Rae, Madison Beer, and Tate McRay aren’t the same person???
November 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Watching another improv team warm up is like watching someone try to parallel park their car.
November 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Can we apply “in the clerb, we all fam” to shopping at target from now-Christmas?
November 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I’m a big history buff. And by that I mean I’ve read every American girl doll book.
November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
This app has been a godsend. Instead of “BLAH LOUD ANGRY BIG MAD” it’s like, “here’s a photo of a nice mushroom.”
November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️

The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion.
When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!
November 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM
The relatable feeling of “let’s watch something fun” and then it being a Sean Baker movie.
November 12, 2024 at 6:25 PM