Borny Bingy
@cornycringy.bsky.social
I make words. Sometimes in order. If you're lucky, you'll catch me when they're not.
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Borny Bingy
@cornycringy.bsky.social
· Nov 16
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I swear I see Red Bull absolutely everywhere except on an aluminum can at the store.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I swear I see Red Bull absolutely everywhere except on an aluminum can at the store.
This: We might be inside a text box.
We:
We:
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This: We might be inside a text box.
We:
We:
Love when I walk outside and aggro the sun
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Love when I walk outside and aggro the sun
If you want to learn a new language allow me to suggest English.
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you want to learn a new language allow me to suggest English.
They need to make nursery rhymes for adults.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He was together,
But under the weather.
To get up would take him his all."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He was together,
But under the weather.
To get up would take him his all."
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
They need to make nursery rhymes for adults.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He was together,
But under the weather.
To get up would take him his all."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He was together,
But under the weather.
To get up would take him his all."
Correlation not Causation: Tossed a coin in the wishing well and I nearly drowned climbing back out of it
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Correlation not Causation: Tossed a coin in the wishing well and I nearly drowned climbing back out of it
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if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)
The Minecraft Movie 2 will introduce the boss for the next Minecraft update, Bowser from The Mario Movie
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Minecraft Movie 2 will introduce the boss for the next Minecraft update, Bowser from The Mario Movie
A wise man might say "A bowl is most useful when it is empty." But I may say "A soul is most beautiful with a full belly." Have a snickers.
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A wise man might say "A bowl is most useful when it is empty." But I may say "A soul is most beautiful with a full belly." Have a snickers.
“Just toss it into Jupiter”, said the Alien to the other Alien, referring to Earth
October 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Just toss it into Jupiter”, said the Alien to the other Alien, referring to Earth
Unfortunately, my Thursday was internet poisoned…
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Unfortunately, my Thursday was internet poisoned…
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ive had a lot of insects say mean
things to me but this one stings
things to me but this one stings
September 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ive had a lot of insects say mean
things to me but this one stings
things to me but this one stings
*Narrator Voice* Kirby Air Riders was the only thing he was cooking up.
Sakuraiiii. C'mon my mannnnnn. My brotherrrrrr. My homieeeeeee. I know you Kirby Air Riddler isn't he only thing you been cookinggggg
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
*Narrator Voice* Kirby Air Riders was the only thing he was cooking up.
Sakuraiiii. C'mon my mannnnnn. My brotherrrrrr. My homieeeeeee. I know you Kirby Air Riddler isn't he only thing you been cookinggggg
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sakuraiiii. C'mon my mannnnnn. My brotherrrrrr. My homieeeeeee. I know you Kirby Air Riddler isn't he only thing you been cookinggggg
When you see a Gen Alpha learning Italian in 2025.
a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window
Alt: James Doakes from the TV Series Dexter looking with suspicion in multiple camera shots. This is complimentary to the text part of this post, which is a reference to Gen Alpha getting affected by Italian brain rot, a popular trend on TikTok right now.
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When you see a Gen Alpha learning Italian in 2025.
Coming back here to post that I forgot to for the past month and then just doing it again.
August 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Coming back here to post that I forgot to for the past month and then just doing it again.
Why is my plane landing on this remote island?? WHY AM I LAND- oh this is Hawaii
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why is my plane landing on this remote island?? WHY AM I LAND- oh this is Hawaii
Guys think about the positives, when the world gets overrun by 500 ton cyborg-dinosaurs maybe some of us will be alive to ride one
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Guys think about the positives, when the world gets overrun by 500 ton cyborg-dinosaurs maybe some of us will be alive to ride one
There's something oddly exact about "Hardcore" mode in video games being significantly closer to real life.
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There's something oddly exact about "Hardcore" mode in video games being significantly closer to real life.
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You open an avocado to find it's perfectly ripe. Then a mermaid flies in on the back of a dragon.
August 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You open an avocado to find it's perfectly ripe. Then a mermaid flies in on the back of a dragon.
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Waiter: Would you like some cheese with your salad sir?
Me, staring at a ginormous pile of cheese: Holy shit, how many waiters ARE there?
Me, staring at a ginormous pile of cheese: Holy shit, how many waiters ARE there?
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Waiter: Would you like some cheese with your salad sir?
Me, staring at a ginormous pile of cheese: Holy shit, how many waiters ARE there?
Me, staring at a ginormous pile of cheese: Holy shit, how many waiters ARE there?
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Friend: "Hey, check this out."
*Throws a rock at the water and it skips 8 times*
Me: "Whoa, that's pretty cool!"
*Throws a stone at the water and it skips once then kills two birds.*
*Throws a rock at the water and it skips 8 times*
Me: "Whoa, that's pretty cool!"
*Throws a stone at the water and it skips once then kills two birds.*
December 19, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Friend: "Hey, check this out."
*Throws a rock at the water and it skips 8 times*
Me: "Whoa, that's pretty cool!"
*Throws a stone at the water and it skips once then kills two birds.*
*Throws a rock at the water and it skips 8 times*
Me: "Whoa, that's pretty cool!"
*Throws a stone at the water and it skips once then kills two birds.*
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SO: ”I love you XOX”
TicTacToe Champ: ”I love you OOO”
TicTacToe Champ: ”I love you OOO”
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM
SO: ”I love you XOX”
TicTacToe Champ: ”I love you OOO”
TicTacToe Champ: ”I love you OOO”