cori
@cori.bsky.social
Resist.
Staff SRE @Glitch (now a part of Fastly)
Opinions my own, and usually wrong.
Staff SRE @Glitch (now a part of Fastly)
Opinions my own, and usually wrong.
Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it
September 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
About a half-hour ago I deployed the change that stopped traffic to Glitch projects.
A major chapter of my life (and a small-but-cool part of the geography of the internet) closes.
A major chapter of my life (and a small-but-cool part of the geography of the internet) closes.
July 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
About a half-hour ago I deployed the change that stopped traffic to Glitch projects.
A major chapter of my life (and a small-but-cool part of the geography of the internet) closes.
A major chapter of my life (and a small-but-cool part of the geography of the internet) closes.
The administration of "I bet I'm smart enough to do that job with zero background or training."
April 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The administration of "I bet I'm smart enough to do that job with zero background or training."
If you’re a Wisconsin voter, you have the chance to strike a blow against Musk’s Department of Greed and Evil by voting to keep the WI Supreme Court in control of justices concerned with the rule of law and justice for the underrepresented.
A vote for Crawford is a vote for fairness and equality.
A vote for Crawford is a vote for fairness and equality.
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you’re a Wisconsin voter, you have the chance to strike a blow against Musk’s Department of Greed and Evil by voting to keep the WI Supreme Court in control of justices concerned with the rule of law and justice for the underrepresented.
A vote for Crawford is a vote for fairness and equality.
A vote for Crawford is a vote for fairness and equality.
I usually give Gruber the benefit of the doubt when he spouts technical nonsense like this but my man doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about here.
March 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I usually give Gruber the benefit of the doubt when he spouts technical nonsense like this but my man doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about here.
Finished Netflix’s No Good Deed last night. Enjoyable but not as good as maybe it could have been (pretty typical of Lisa Kudrow’s post-Friends stuff, I think).
Best line from the series is in the last episode:
Him: “I love you.”
Her: “Thanks.”
Best line from the series is in the last episode:
Him: “I love you.”
Her: “Thanks.”
March 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Finished Netflix’s No Good Deed last night. Enjoyable but not as good as maybe it could have been (pretty typical of Lisa Kudrow’s post-Friends stuff, I think).
Best line from the series is in the last episode:
Him: “I love you.”
Her: “Thanks.”
Best line from the series is in the last episode:
Him: “I love you.”
Her: “Thanks.”
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
I've reached the point in my life where I pick the tool for a specific household task not based on appropriateness to desired outcome, or even necessarily convenience, but instead based on how much relative pain it will cause me.
February 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I've reached the point in my life where I pick the tool for a specific household task not based on appropriateness to desired outcome, or even necessarily convenience, but instead based on how much relative pain it will cause me.
I wonder what the DevRel Marketing value of a brand's presence in a popular project's "Trusted By" section is?
January 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I wonder what the DevRel Marketing value of a brand's presence in a popular project's "Trusted By" section is?
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I am definitely carrying too much constant anger in me
January 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I am definitely carrying too much constant anger in me
Fellow Wisconsinites have you received your January ice delivery yet?
January 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fellow Wisconsinites have you received your January ice delivery yet?
Didn’t “celebrate” on the day this year, and almost forgot to recognize it at all in 2024.
Maybe it’s time to stop counting?
Maybe it’s time to stop counting?
December 31, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Didn’t “celebrate” on the day this year, and almost forgot to recognize it at all in 2024.
Maybe it’s time to stop counting?
Maybe it’s time to stop counting?
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Almost never isn't an exaggeration, the proportion of folk in positions of significant power who didn't get there through privilege is tiny, an anomaly
December 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Almost never isn't an exaggeration, the proportion of folk in positions of significant power who didn't get there through privilege is tiny, an anomaly
The riskiest part of using refurb network gear.
December 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
The riskiest part of using refurb network gear.
I mean seriously those little fuckers are going to kill me.
Whoever decided I should pick up a hobby where keeping track of little pieces of plastic the size of my pinkie nail is a core reality?
**That** guy should be taken to the woodshed and … severely chastised.
**That** guy should be taken to the woodshed and … severely chastised.
December 23, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I mean seriously those little fuckers are going to kill me.
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I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning
The fact that I can send an email to support@yourfuckedupcompany.com does **not** mean that you offer 24/7 support.
Someone needs to actually be on the other end 24/7 for that to be true.
Someone needs to actually be on the other end 24/7 for that to be true.
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The fact that I can send an email to support@yourfuckedupcompany.com does **not** mean that you offer 24/7 support.
Someone needs to actually be on the other end 24/7 for that to be true.
Someone needs to actually be on the other end 24/7 for that to be true.
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God, I love libraries. Do you know that NYPL has an entire database of menus of major hotels/restaurants in the city organized by decade? menus.nypl.org
Historical fiction writers, this is just...amazing.
Historical fiction writers, this is just...amazing.
menus.nypl.org
November 9, 2023 at 1:33 AM
God, I love libraries. Do you know that NYPL has an entire database of menus of major hotels/restaurants in the city organized by decade? menus.nypl.org
Historical fiction writers, this is just...amazing.
Historical fiction writers, this is just...amazing.
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I love it, we're deep into the new @glitch.com being built right in front of everybody's eyes, and the community has tons of good ideas. Jump in now, the latest conversation is about what you'd want to see on your dashboard. support.glitch.com/t/brainstorm...
🧠 Brainstorm: Project Dashboard
We’ve got a little bit of the dashboard implemented here, where we’ve just been lifting what we’ve already got on the dashboard. But I want to hear from all of you: What do you want to be able ...
support.glitch.com
October 10, 2023 at 7:10 PM
I love it, we're deep into the new @glitch.com being built right in front of everybody's eyes, and the community has tons of good ideas. Jump in now, the latest conversation is about what you'd want to see on your dashboard. support.glitch.com/t/brainstorm...
Seriously? Visa spent $10 advertising on Xitter? That's ... not even a rounding error. That's, like, the mailroom clerk's intern's intern's per diem.
Math Problem For Linda Yaccarino: If 90% Of The Top Advertisers Have Come Back, But Are Only Spendin...
Last week, we highlighted how it appears that exTwitter’s ad revenue remains in freefall. We noted that exTwitter CEO-in-name-only Linda Yaccarino had just gone on stage at the Code Conference to t�...
www.techdirt.com
October 12, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Seriously? Visa spent $10 advertising on Xitter? That's ... not even a rounding error. That's, like, the mailroom clerk's intern's intern's per diem.
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Next Thursday, Oct. 5, join a book talk and learning club with about “You Deserve a Tech Union”!
RSVP at bit.ly/twcyoudeserve
Also! Get the book at 20% off by using discount code “TWC20” at https://abookapart.com/products/you-deserve-a-tech-union
RSVP at bit.ly/twcyoudeserve
Also! Get the book at 20% off by using discount code “TWC20” at https://abookapart.com/products/you-deserve-a-tech-union
September 28, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Next Thursday, Oct. 5, join a book talk and learning club with about “You Deserve a Tech Union”!
RSVP at bit.ly/twcyoudeserve
Also! Get the book at 20% off by using discount code “TWC20” at https://abookapart.com/products/you-deserve-a-tech-union
RSVP at bit.ly/twcyoudeserve
Also! Get the book at 20% off by using discount code “TWC20” at https://abookapart.com/products/you-deserve-a-tech-union