coreywoodruff.bsky.social
@coreywoodruff.bsky.social
I bend light, make noise and build stuff.
“Subject: Reduction in Force”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Been thundering non-stop for at least an hour over here. Hush up out there. I got shit to do tomorrow #618wx
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s never fun when you turn on the TV weather after hearing tornado sirens and the meteorologist is zoomed in PRECISELY ON YOUR INTERSECTION. We’re fine. Yeesh tho. #stlwx #618wx
April 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I can no longer go see the band I’ve waited 30 years to see live, so if anyone needs a ticket to the 4/10 Soul Coughing show in STL get at me.
March 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Arch effect? I dunno but storms split and go around us all the time over here. Bizarre. (We’re the blue arrow, STL the red one). I wish everyone else to be so lucky. 🍀 #stlwx
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Being forced to upgrade your Mac OS just to do your taxes is infuriating.
February 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bill Cassidy is a coward and is in violation of his hippocratic oath.
February 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Saw some birbs today.
January 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Welp.
January 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM