@coreywoodruff.bsky.social
I bend light, make noise and build stuff.
“SUBJECT: Reduction in Force”
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“SUBJECT: Reduction in Force”
Cannot wait to cry like a heartbroken tween when I see it. Hell, even the mention of his name has made me sad for 30 years now.
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cannot wait to cry like a heartbroken tween when I see it. Hell, even the mention of his name has made me sad for 30 years now.
Party ska is redundant.
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Party ska is redundant.
Downright bucolic.
June 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Downright bucolic.
One slice at a time…with as little time between slices as possible.
June 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
One slice at a time…with as little time between slices as possible.
What’s utterly wild about this is that I had a dream last night that I met Becky’s sister at a party. I have no idea if she has a sister. And I had not seen this sign. Wacky cosmic coincidences.
June 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
What’s utterly wild about this is that I had a dream last night that I met Becky’s sister at a party. I have no idea if she has a sister. And I had not seen this sign. Wacky cosmic coincidences.
I’m debating whether to wake my snoring wife and kid in the basement or just go upstairs solo and spread eagle the bed for once.
March 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m debating whether to wake my snoring wife and kid in the basement or just go upstairs solo and spread eagle the bed for once.
Good christ this is the best thing I have seen all week.
March 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Good christ this is the best thing I have seen all week.
“Yep, they totally got it on. We’re just gonna blur that and skip to morning coffee cuz, you get it. Also, he totally has to go back across that zipline so let’s get right to that.”
February 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Yep, they totally got it on. We’re just gonna blur that and skip to morning coffee cuz, you get it. Also, he totally has to go back across that zipline so let’s get right to that.”
Watched it yesterday on a whim. Was pleasantly surprised, a few eye-rolling moments aside.
February 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Watched it yesterday on a whim. Was pleasantly surprised, a few eye-rolling moments aside.
God bless the keystep pro.
February 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
God bless the keystep pro.
That’s an actual band! Milo loves this song: youtu.be/csjkFVlNV1M?...
Role Model by Sly and the Family Stallone (lyric video)
YouTube video by Sly and the Family Stallone
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February 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
That’s an actual band! Milo loves this song: youtu.be/csjkFVlNV1M?...
What’s your go-to tinned fish? LeAndra and I were just discussing them yesterday.
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What’s your go-to tinned fish? LeAndra and I were just discussing them yesterday.
But my in-laws will be here. 😬
February 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
But my in-laws will be here. 😬
I finally have a rebuttal to my wife’s request for the Dolly Parton pan!
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I finally have a rebuttal to my wife’s request for the Dolly Parton pan!
You could also visit a Federal Reserve Bank. Most have excellent museums and a couple offer tours. All staffed by goodhearted public servants.
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You could also visit a Federal Reserve Bank. Most have excellent museums and a couple offer tours. All staffed by goodhearted public servants.
Get you a FRED hoodie at the Fed museum. Fistbumps from economics nerds at airports will follow. Bonus: comfiest hoodie ever.
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Get you a FRED hoodie at the Fed museum. Fistbumps from economics nerds at airports will follow. Bonus: comfiest hoodie ever.