Ohstani In Chief
@coolwhip25.bsky.social
Coolest whip, dad, UI/UX designer, artist, beer snob, and memer. Baseball analyst/writer for @Razzball, and Shohei Ohtani fanboi. Han shot first.
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Ohstani In Chief
@coolwhip25.bsky.social
· Nov 15
You may be asking yourself… what does this Coolwhip guy post? 🤔 what “memes”?
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Verdugo called up, but why?…
The why:
The why:
April 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Verdugo called up, but why?…
The why:
The why:
Nice to see the Yankees fundamentals are still in World Series form
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Nice to see the Yankees fundamentals are still in World Series form
Reposting for absolutely no reason at all
Just for funsies and pain coping, I made a chart of the Angels win% since 2002; when Arte Moreno bought the team after the World Series 2002 win. Bold years are playoff berths.
I'm seeing a clear downward trend line. Woof.
#Angels #RepTheHalo @razzball.bsky.social
I'm seeing a clear downward trend line. Woof.
#Angels #RepTheHalo @razzball.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposting for absolutely no reason at all
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For all things Razzy, get all the Razzball you could want this season with the Razzball starter pack. It’s the SAGNOF of social media.
For all things Razzy, get all the Razzball you could want this season with the Razzball starter pack. It’s the SAGNOF of social media.
March 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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For all things Razzy, get all the Razzball you could want this season with the Razzball starter pack. It’s the SAGNOF of social media.
For all things Razzy, get all the Razzball you could want this season with the Razzball starter pack. It’s the SAGNOF of social media.
Happy Opening Day everyone! Baseball is back. 🎉
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March 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy Opening Day everyone! Baseball is back. 🎉
Just for funsies and pain coping, I made a chart of the Angels win% since 2002; when Arte Moreno bought the team after the World Series 2002 win. Bold years are playoff berths.
I'm seeing a clear downward trend line. Woof.
#Angels #RepTheHalo @razzball.bsky.social
I'm seeing a clear downward trend line. Woof.
#Angels #RepTheHalo @razzball.bsky.social
March 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just for funsies and pain coping, I made a chart of the Angels win% since 2002; when Arte Moreno bought the team after the World Series 2002 win. Bold years are playoff berths.
I'm seeing a clear downward trend line. Woof.
#Angels #RepTheHalo @razzball.bsky.social
I'm seeing a clear downward trend line. Woof.
#Angels #RepTheHalo @razzball.bsky.social
Favorite night of the year, our official Perts League Draft tonight at Razzball HQ @razzball.bsky.social
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March 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Favorite night of the year, our official Perts League Draft tonight at Razzball HQ @razzball.bsky.social
Rockies gonna Rockie @razzball.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Rockies gonna Rockie @razzball.bsky.social
I can’t tell the difference @razzball.bsky.social
March 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I can’t tell the difference @razzball.bsky.social
I have drafted Ryan Weathers on every roster so far and still feel underexposed 😂 I am all-aboard the hype train.
The draft price has yet to front run the upside. ADP from the weekend to now is still at 278.5 after Woodruff and Manaea! You are not bullish enough. @razzball.bsky.social
The draft price has yet to front run the upside. ADP from the weekend to now is still at 278.5 after Woodruff and Manaea! You are not bullish enough. @razzball.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have drafted Ryan Weathers on every roster so far and still feel underexposed 😂 I am all-aboard the hype train.
The draft price has yet to front run the upside. ADP from the weekend to now is still at 278.5 after Woodruff and Manaea! You are not bullish enough. @razzball.bsky.social
The draft price has yet to front run the upside. ADP from the weekend to now is still at 278.5 after Woodruff and Manaea! You are not bullish enough. @razzball.bsky.social
"Babe wake up, the new Ryan Weathers statcast data just dropped" 🥵🥵🥵 @razzball.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Babe wake up, the new Ryan Weathers statcast data just dropped" 🥵🥵🥵 @razzball.bsky.social
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My latest for @razzball.bsky.social takes a gander at some ol' son of a guns in deeper SVHD formats
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SAGNOF: Deep League Dudes 2025
A look at some names for deeper saves and holds formats for 2025 fantasy baseball, featuring Tim Herrin, Cole Sands, and my boi Tyler Kinley.
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March 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My latest for @razzball.bsky.social takes a gander at some ol' son of a guns in deeper SVHD formats
razzball.com/sagnof-deep-...
razzball.com/sagnof-deep-...
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over on twitter @thetindoor.bsky.social posted this, sharing it here -- LABR/Tout 10-yr performance, in one chart. Updated through 2024 season.
March 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
over on twitter @thetindoor.bsky.social posted this, sharing it here -- LABR/Tout 10-yr performance, in one chart. Updated through 2024 season.
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You can be a great analyst or produce valuable tools w/out doing well in industry leagues.
But if you like track records, you can get our roto/points/auction/best ball draft rooms + in-season daily/weekly projections -- updated multiple times per day razzball.com/membership-a...
But if you like track records, you can get our roto/points/auction/best ball draft rooms + in-season daily/weekly projections -- updated multiple times per day razzball.com/membership-a...
March 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You can be a great analyst or produce valuable tools w/out doing well in industry leagues.
But if you like track records, you can get our roto/points/auction/best ball draft rooms + in-season daily/weekly projections -- updated multiple times per day razzball.com/membership-a...
But if you like track records, you can get our roto/points/auction/best ball draft rooms + in-season daily/weekly projections -- updated multiple times per day razzball.com/membership-a...
Andddd we’re back… my latest hot and fresh on @razzball.bsky.social: I dive into the latest NPB pitching phenom to join the Dodgers, I mean the MLB… and I’ve got some wild comps that might excite you, join me!
February 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Andddd we’re back… my latest hot and fresh on @razzball.bsky.social: I dive into the latest NPB pitching phenom to join the Dodgers, I mean the MLB… and I’ve got some wild comps that might excite you, join me!
After a very rough winter in the Coolwhip Castle, Roki Sasaki deep dive coming later today on @razzball.bsky.social … and let me just say after some comparisons, I thought I was bullish before; now, I’m buying tickets to Pamplona in July. 🐂📈
February 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
After a very rough winter in the Coolwhip Castle, Roki Sasaki deep dive coming later today on @razzball.bsky.social … and let me just say after some comparisons, I thought I was bullish before; now, I’m buying tickets to Pamplona in July. 🐂📈
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A little birdie told me our 2025 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbh
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Razzball 2025 Fantasy Baseball Subscriptions
Daily/weekly MLB player projections for season-long fantasy baseball, DFS (DraftKings, FanDuel, Yahoo!), and best ball.
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February 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A little birdie told me our 2025 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbh
razzball.com/membership-a...
razzball.com/membership-a...
You may be asking yourself… what does this Coolwhip guy post? 🤔 what “memes”?
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
November 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
You may be asking yourself… what does this Coolwhip guy post? 🤔 what “memes”?
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
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I can't add them yet, but you all go add @rudygamble.bsky.social and @coolwhip25.bsky.social.
We now have a Razzball starter pack set up thanks to @keelin12ft.bsky.social! For all your fantasy sports and sarcasm needs, make sure to follow all these fantastic folks. @razzball.bsky.social
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November 15, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I can't add them yet, but you all go add @rudygamble.bsky.social and @coolwhip25.bsky.social.
If you see this, post four of your favorite games. Yadda yadda
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 PM
If you see this, post four of your favorite games. Yadda yadda
Hello 👋 the sky is looking bluer already.
November 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Hello 👋 the sky is looking bluer already.