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Planes/trains/cynicism and probably too many photos of dumb shit
We hate a fascist
He/him
Because there's no jobs and the Tories hate everyone who doesn't have one?
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Ian
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sucked in by public pressure the Police have reinstated high speed chases causing untold amounts of death and damage

The same organisation also revenge prosecuted the victim of a sexual assault in a high power relationship because she complained about the boss

Fuck the lot
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Nothing represents to banality of throwing AI at everything like the Noel Leeming ad I just saw. Young woman replacing her mother's old flip phone, the sales lady says great camera, packed with AI and it still flips.

Like what the fuck lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The country is basically a tinderbox and we still sell fireworks to the stupidest people in our society (excluding libertarians)
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Luai is a cat
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Not a question I have ever been asked before
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
bbc.com/news/article...

The collective IQ of Mississippi has risen significantly
Three monkeys at large after escape from crashed truck in US
Officials in Mississippi initially warned the monkeys were carrying diseases, but Tulane University later denied this.
bbc.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All of my streaming apps are down, what the fuck am I supposed to do, talk to my loved ones?
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Wild to think in a 33-31 game it was the Bengals defense that stepped up
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Well I don't normally advocate for voting for 76 year old white men, someone please let aviator cap guy run for mayor
A mickey mouse T-shift and a man in WWII-era uniform: How a council meeting fell over in 25 minutes
One councillor turned up in a Mickey Mouse T-shirt, before a man in a World War II outfit halted proceedings.
www.stuff.co.nz
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Finally got an interview! After way too long. It went great, had a laugh with the team, related to them.

They remarked on the number of applicants. Probably won't hear from them again because seemed really cool.

Still, one interview! Fucking Nats
October 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Uh oh sounds like they expect some kind of order to be lifted soon
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
These fucking losers
October 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Well no matter who wins I'm definitely going to fall over myself to avoid the furious wanking at full time
It's almost time!

GRAND FINAL PREVIEW 👉 zerotackle.com/lujmf #NRL #RugbyLeague
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A cunt with multiple investment properties says what
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Geelong folding like a cheap tent
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Oh oh now we get to blame the reserve bank who did everything to fuck over the last government? Ok Mr Key eat shit
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Been to Auckland today. Wayne Brown is campaigning on Fix Auckland? Who the fuck has been leading Auckland the last three years?
September 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by Ian
BREAKING: Erika Kirk, Charlie Kirk’s Grieving Widow, Asks That Everyone Please Respect Her Privacy as She Looks at Ways to Profit From Her Husband’s Death
September 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fucking hell Canberra
September 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM