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@contradiction70.bsky.social
I might be on many lists, but not on Epstein’s.
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@contradiction70.bsky.social
· Nov 30
My husband @garyyyyy.bsky.social and I met on Twitter and we love to tell our story. When they ask him “when did you know she was the one?”, he always says, “when she TOLD ME SHE HAD NO STD’s!”
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Slept well last night knowing that the Cracker Barrel logo had been restored. Can’t think of anything to be worried about at all now.
August 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Slept well last night knowing that the Cracker Barrel logo had been restored. Can’t think of anything to be worried about at all now.
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Monsters look exactly like people.
August 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Monsters look exactly like people.
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I like my Depeche, ala mode.
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I like my Depeche, ala mode.
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Breaking news: You’re not as important to other people as you are to yourself
August 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Breaking news: You’re not as important to other people as you are to yourself
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forgive me father
for i have synthed
for i have synthed
August 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
forgive me father
for i have synthed
for i have synthed
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At Cerro Pelon, the monarch sanctuary.
August 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
At Cerro Pelon, the monarch sanctuary.
And I still don’t give a damn about Taylor Swift
August 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
And I still don’t give a damn about Taylor Swift
At this point, everyone’s bones are now microplastic.
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
At this point, everyone’s bones are now microplastic.
Best trend of 2025
- Do it Lady!
Chit
- Do it Lady!
Chit
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Best trend of 2025
- Do it Lady!
Chit
- Do it Lady!
Chit
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Couldn’t think of the word for kale so I ordered a “plate of green sadness” and they knew exactly what to bring.
August 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Couldn’t think of the word for kale so I ordered a “plate of green sadness” and they knew exactly what to bring.
Also my husband has an autographed photo of Elvira . See photo in bio. This may or may not be the reason I married him.
August 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Also my husband has an autographed photo of Elvira . See photo in bio. This may or may not be the reason I married him.
We have driven over 800 miles in less than 72 hours…. Through all that I learned that in Oklahoma there’s an average of 4,000 bison and they don’t give a fuck who anyone voted for.
August 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We have driven over 800 miles in less than 72 hours…. Through all that I learned that in Oklahoma there’s an average of 4,000 bison and they don’t give a fuck who anyone voted for.
Autocorrect changed Labubu to Panini and I’m ok with that
August 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Autocorrect changed Labubu to Panini and I’m ok with that
Intelligence has sunken to the bottom of the barrel… unfortunately
August 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Intelligence has sunken to the bottom of the barrel… unfortunately
If you still support Donald mcfucktrump… you’re a pedo like him. IMO or you agree that doing that to kids is ok….. also imo
August 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you still support Donald mcfucktrump… you’re a pedo like him. IMO or you agree that doing that to kids is ok….. also imo
Relevancy is in the eye of the beholder. Make of this what you will.
July 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Relevancy is in the eye of the beholder. Make of this what you will.
Your digital footprint doesn’t make you important. I mean are you going to leave your likes as inheritance for your kiddos?
July 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Your digital footprint doesn’t make you important. I mean are you going to leave your likes as inheritance for your kiddos?
Maybe you should journal about it too and that way you can stop being redundant on the interwebzzzzzzzzzzzz
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Maybe you should journal about it too and that way you can stop being redundant on the interwebzzzzzzzzzzzz
Every other month I stop by to see if everything is the same with…. *motions to this place* …. And guess what? It is… ugh
July 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every other month I stop by to see if everything is the same with…. *motions to this place* …. And guess what? It is… ugh
Btw the answer is still fuck no.
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Btw the answer is still fuck no.
I got over 300 likes on a selfie on threads with a couple of gross comments. I guess I’m still a social media celebrity…. Just kidding. Fuck off.
June 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I got over 300 likes on a selfie on threads with a couple of gross comments. I guess I’m still a social media celebrity…. Just kidding. Fuck off.
I pay for therapy AND get tattoos…. WHAT?
June 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I pay for therapy AND get tattoos…. WHAT?