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ConsumeProgeny
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Ex-PALGN, Rocket Chainsaw, and Trouble Magazine
Gonna be honest, for me personally, the Switch 2 is a dud. Feels solid and sturdy and I am inherently self restricted in software by only buying exclusives that appeal to me, but half a year in nothing yet has captured my love and I'm not looking forward to anything either. I should have waited.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I see Nvidia are doing a bunch of CES talks. Just remember the thumb rule; any and every performance graph peddled by Nvidia is based exclusively on willfully manipulative data distorted by frame generation and upscaling. They make conscious effort to inlcude false equivalency comparisons.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
me any time I have to do anything anywhere
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
My spine hurts.
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
RE: Last repost.

It is, for me, an infuriating sentiment seen in younger people, and armchair internet experts, that hierarchical peer pressure doesn't exist and/or their Big Morals would overcome any kind of indoctrination and pressure and they are perfect creatures that would never do wrong.
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I generally try to avoid yearly retrospectives and new year resolutions and all that shit, as I'm more attracted to the fluidity of time and not its compartmentalisation, but 2025 was pretty fucking ass and I am comfortable with the illusionary "new start" that is 2026.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Anyway, this video does an amazing job of articulating the absurdity of how the USA government presents itself, particularly on social media, and the similarities to wrestling: youtube.com/shorts/58V91...
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January 4, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I am pro "suspend game at any point to resume later". I am anti "save and load anywhere".
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Nobody in the USA will ever be held accountable for any military aggression towards Venezuela, or anyone else, because they never have been. "Arrogant warmongers" was the cultural stereotype applied to the Americana collective when I was a child. I'm nearly 40. Shoe eternally fits.
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Unsurprisingly, the armour plate system in BF6's BR mode is the bane of my existence. Magical, randomised health boosts that you may have or may not have erode any sense of tension or fun out of gunfights because who fucking knows who has what. They exists as a crutch and they SUCK.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Corsair suspiciously cancelling RAM orders. ASUS announcing price increases. It's gonna be a really fucking shitty couple of years+ for hardware.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Reposted by ConsumeProgeny
year of the horse
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
One of my favourite tweets, not just because of how funny it is, but because a few years ago I was invited to attend a training/information session regarding "involuntary celibates", run by a fairly established forensic institute/department in Melbourne, and this was used as an example of one lol.
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
*chef kiss*
I think about this all the time
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Facebook memories kindly reminding me of when I'd take wanker bedroom selfies. Now I'm just a wanker.
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Every time I rewatch LOTR I am reminded how remarkable it is. Truly magical cinema. Textural and dreamy. They just dont make em like this any more.
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Flight Simulator's lighting engine makes excellent use of both natural and artificial lights as convincingly real sources of luminance. Comes with the benefit of middle-of-nowhere wilderness, at night, capturing a pretty terrifyingly convincing darkness.
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have no real idea what the new Avatar is all about except that everyone wants to fuck the evil blue lady. Which is very similar to the other movies where people everyone wanted to fuck the other blue creatures.
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Blue tongue in the backyard enjoying some blueberries.
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM