Conrad Zimmerman
@conradzimmerman.bsky.social
Pop vulture, sour kraut. Co-host of Podquisition, Boston's Favorite Son, Let's Talk About Snacks. Producer of Red Planet. Maker of cool stuff at mercenarycreative.com
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It is impossible to assault a robot and people who interfere with or damage property are not assailants.
Chicago’s autonomous delivery robots are getting into scrapes with humans, per city records we obtained via FOIA. with @robertchannick.bsky.social
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February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It is impossible to assault a robot and people who interfere with or damage property are not assailants.
It's days like this one where I'm grateful IRC was the only game in town when I first got online and am perfectly happy going back there.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's days like this one where I'm grateful IRC was the only game in town when I first got online and am perfectly happy going back there.
Having been in the position where I'm owed thousands of dollars that I'm unlikely to ever recover and the only means of keeping my head afloat was the kind generosity of effective strangers, it's super hard to ask this. If you can help Stella, I'd appreciate it.
Enough of you have asked to help based on my posts about this client and I am sincerely not in a position to turn you down, so: My paypal is @StellaSacco, my cash app is #$SACC. I am not stoked about owing more people money, but...options are shrinking.
God if this deadbeat client doesn’t pay me by like…Tuesday? I’m completely fucked. Like it is curtains for me
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Having been in the position where I'm owed thousands of dollars that I'm unlikely to ever recover and the only means of keeping my head afloat was the kind generosity of effective strangers, it's super hard to ask this. If you can help Stella, I'd appreciate it.
I can think of only one way to improve this scenario: Imagine being a sponsor who just spent literal millions of dollars on the production and purchase of a spot during the Super Bowl. You see this, followed immediately by whatever bullshit you just blew all that cash on.
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I can think of only one way to improve this scenario: Imagine being a sponsor who just spent literal millions of dollars on the production and purchase of a spot during the Super Bowl. You see this, followed immediately by whatever bullshit you just blew all that cash on.
I think I need to apologize to some of the more conspiracy-minded right wingers I may have offended over the years. Yes, I see now how you might think that the only way some public actions happen is through paid protesters.
February 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I think I need to apologize to some of the more conspiracy-minded right wingers I may have offended over the years. Yes, I see now how you might think that the only way some public actions happen is through paid protesters.
Podquisition 576: Missives From Little St. James
Games we played this week include:
Mewgenics
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Tomodatchi Life
Cairn
Unbeatable
https://jimquisition.podbean.com/e/podquisition-576-missives-from-little-st-james/
Games we played this week include:
Mewgenics
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Tomodatchi Life
Cairn
Unbeatable
https://jimquisition.podbean.com/e/podquisition-576-missives-from-little-st-james/
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Podquisition 576: Missives From Little St. James
Games we played this week include:
Mewgenics
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Tomodatchi Life
Cairn
Unbeatable
https://jimquisition.podbean.com/e/podquisition-576-missives-from-little-st-james/
Games we played this week include:
Mewgenics
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Tomodatchi Life
Cairn
Unbeatable
https://jimquisition.podbean.com/e/podquisition-576-missives-from-little-st-james/
The thing I'm wrestling with is, if, like, America is destroyed ... does that make him the good guy? Is that how he's planning to get into heaven?
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The thing I'm wrestling with is, if, like, America is destroyed ... does that make him the good guy? Is that how he's planning to get into heaven?
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🎵 Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your Alani Nu ch-ch, cherry bomb
Hello world, I'm your landlord girl
I'm your #LetsTalkAboutSnacks episode!🎵
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I'm your Alani Nu ch-ch, cherry bomb
Hello world, I'm your landlord girl
I'm your #LetsTalkAboutSnacks episode!🎵
@rawrglicious.bsky.social
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@guzzlinseltzer.bsky.social
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Warming Sensation | Let's Talk About Snacks
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February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
🎵 Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your Alani Nu ch-ch, cherry bomb
Hello world, I'm your landlord girl
I'm your #LetsTalkAboutSnacks episode!🎵
@rawrglicious.bsky.social
@conradzimmerman.bsky.social
@guzzlinseltzer.bsky.social
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I'm your Alani Nu ch-ch, cherry bomb
Hello world, I'm your landlord girl
I'm your #LetsTalkAboutSnacks episode!🎵
@rawrglicious.bsky.social
@conradzimmerman.bsky.social
@guzzlinseltzer.bsky.social
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Yesterday, a telemarketer asked for my first and last name, to which I replied, "Rodney Field".
Yes, they did ask, and yes, I did say, "my middle name is Danger."
Yes, they did ask, and yes, I did say, "my middle name is Danger."
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Yesterday, a telemarketer asked for my first and last name, to which I replied, "Rodney Field".
Yes, they did ask, and yes, I did say, "my middle name is Danger."
Yes, they did ask, and yes, I did say, "my middle name is Danger."
Podquisition will be dropping on Friday this week, but it'll be worth the wait. We've been playing Mewgenics and reading the... files, and have thoughts on both.
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Podquisition will be dropping on Friday this week, but it'll be worth the wait. We've been playing Mewgenics and reading the... files, and have thoughts on both.
If there's one thing this Epstein drop has reinforced for me, it's that I really don't keep in touch with my friends as much as I probably should.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
If there's one thing this Epstein drop has reinforced for me, it's that I really don't keep in touch with my friends as much as I probably should.
This is one of those situations where I know that satisfying my curiosity would represent self-harm.
“This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $75 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop,” a post in r/BoycottUnitedStates explained. “We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results."
Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.
Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.
Erotic Parody 'Melania: Devourer of Men' Sales Surge on Amazon Amid Documentary Flop
A Reddit-led protest is trying to push an eight year old erotic thriller to the top of Amazon’s sales charts.
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January 31, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This is one of those situations where I know that satisfying my curiosity would represent self-harm.
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
Quick, gimme some names of male performers in adult media that could pass.
I gotta come up with a new one. It's way more fun to wait until they get me to waive do not call restrictions after which I tell them that the law requires me to inform that the call is being recorded. It's not, but they hang up immediately.
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Quick, gimme some names of male performers in adult media that could pass.
If your name is Robert Jordan and you legitimately wanted to learn about the competitive auto insurance rates from the solicitors I've been wasting the time of for the last couple days, I apologize if they just hang up on you when they hear your name.
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If your name is Robert Jordan and you legitimately wanted to learn about the competitive auto insurance rates from the solicitors I've been wasting the time of for the last couple days, I apologize if they just hang up on you when they hear your name.
Hear me out: Logan's Run, but instead of your gem being set off by your age, it's your net worth.
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Hear me out: Logan's Run, but instead of your gem being set off by your age, it's your net worth.
The right-wing really has come a long way when you consider how terrified they were at the prospect of a shadow presidency only a couple of years ago.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The right-wing really has come a long way when you consider how terrified they were at the prospect of a shadow presidency only a couple of years ago.
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Eggs have been creamed. Nerds have been filled with goo. Fries have been mayochuped. #ZevPrince is nowhere to be seen. And a new #LetsTalkAboutSnacks is ready for consuming!
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Milked Oats | Let's Talk About Snacks
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January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Eggs have been creamed. Nerds have been filled with goo. Fries have been mayochuped. #ZevPrince is nowhere to be seen. And a new #LetsTalkAboutSnacks is ready for consuming!
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You often hear about police departments in different cities and states cooperating when, say, people have warrants for their arrests and I can't help but wonder if we will see any of that solidarity when it comes to the murderous thugs moving across the country.
January 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
You often hear about police departments in different cities and states cooperating when, say, people have warrants for their arrests and I can't help but wonder if we will see any of that solidarity when it comes to the murderous thugs moving across the country.
Yet another silver lining to all of our Nazis being incompetent boobs. We can get them all this time because they aren't of use to anyone.
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Yet another silver lining to all of our Nazis being incompetent boobs. We can get them all this time because they aren't of use to anyone.
The only prompt I will ever provide an AI companion is "how do I disable this AI companion"
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The only prompt I will ever provide an AI companion is "how do I disable this AI companion"
Everybody who was in congressional leadership in 2021 should have to face charges for failing to uphold their oaths to defend the Constitution, if not treason.
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Everybody who was in congressional leadership in 2021 should have to face charges for failing to uphold their oaths to defend the Constitution, if not treason.
The list of people in the Democratic party that I could do without hearing from with regard to their feelings in this moment is long.
I hate "facts don't care about your feelings," but the facts are that you're fucking responsible for this. Fuck your feelings.
I hate "facts don't care about your feelings," but the facts are that you're fucking responsible for this. Fuck your feelings.
January 25, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The list of people in the Democratic party that I could do without hearing from with regard to their feelings in this moment is long.
I hate "facts don't care about your feelings," but the facts are that you're fucking responsible for this. Fuck your feelings.
I hate "facts don't care about your feelings," but the facts are that you're fucking responsible for this. Fuck your feelings.
The only thing broken is the NYT taking four hours longer than anyone else with eyes to reach this conclusion.
January 24, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The only thing broken is the NYT taking four hours longer than anyone else with eyes to reach this conclusion.