Commodore Chomp
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Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee
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i’m at the crystal energy
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell
June 15, 2024 at 3:11 AM
i’m at the crystal energy
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell
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I don't eat ass. please don't put in the newspaper that i eat ass
March 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I don't eat ass. please don't put in the newspaper that i eat ass
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Today the Cleveland browns traded two picks for a generational talent in posting
March 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Today the Cleveland browns traded two picks for a generational talent in posting
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Finally, a retail store that caters to my extremely specific medical condition!
November 29, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Finally, a retail store that caters to my extremely specific medical condition!
The best thing about my team this year is that our quarterback's name is McCorkle
November 13, 2023 at 6:48 PM
The best thing about my team this year is that our quarterback's name is McCorkle
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every musician is actually grifting. music is subliminal mind control meant to turn people gay and 'Woke'
October 23, 2023 at 3:23 PM
every musician is actually grifting. music is subliminal mind control meant to turn people gay and 'Woke'
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Hello Ladys. I have obtained a compilation of every Wassup ad ever made, even the Banned ones, and I have just opened a tin of snyeders Buffalo chicken flavored pretzel bites. Care to join me ?
October 11, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Hello Ladys. I have obtained a compilation of every Wassup ad ever made, even the Banned ones, and I have just opened a tin of snyeders Buffalo chicken flavored pretzel bites. Care to join me ?
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Elon Musk deleted the tweet below
it seems like he removed it after this exchange with one of the accounts he endorsed
it seems like he removed it after this exchange with one of the accounts he endorsed
October 8, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Elon Musk deleted the tweet below
it seems like he removed it after this exchange with one of the accounts he endorsed
it seems like he removed it after this exchange with one of the accounts he endorsed
In his Ned Flownders era
October 5, 2023 at 6:21 PM
In his Ned Flownders era
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we are witnessing whole new levels of desperation
September 23, 2023 at 2:10 AM
we are witnessing whole new levels of desperation
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But the War on Terror is over, they said.
September 8, 2023 at 1:07 AM
But the War on Terror is over, they said.
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lmao Charlie didn’t check to see what the finished piece looks like
August 29, 2023 at 9:08 PM
lmao Charlie didn’t check to see what the finished piece looks like
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Trevian Kutti, the Kanye West publicist who tried to rig the election for Trump, surrendered at Fulton County Jail today
now this is how you do a mugshot. just chaotic i’m the Joker energy emanating off of this one.
puts Trump’s to shame
now this is how you do a mugshot. just chaotic i’m the Joker energy emanating off of this one.
puts Trump’s to shame
August 25, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Trevian Kutti, the Kanye West publicist who tried to rig the election for Trump, surrendered at Fulton County Jail today
now this is how you do a mugshot. just chaotic i’m the Joker energy emanating off of this one.
puts Trump’s to shame
now this is how you do a mugshot. just chaotic i’m the Joker energy emanating off of this one.
puts Trump’s to shame
Moron idiot loser dumbass
August 25, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Moron idiot loser dumbass
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Shel Silverstein energy
August 23, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Shel Silverstein energy
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Senator Ted Cruz falls for the classic Hurricane Shark hoax
August 21, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Senator Ted Cruz falls for the classic Hurricane Shark hoax
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every encounter with medical billing is a case for universal healthcare
August 12, 2023 at 7:49 PM
every encounter with medical billing is a case for universal healthcare