Colyn Salt
@colynsalt.bsky.social
Running solely on cold brew, ssri, and early 00’s pop. Probably thirst liking. Occasionally NSFW. 🍉🏳️🌈🐈🏔️🍷🎃
📍Detroit
📍Detroit
Happy humpday from me and my rubber friend 🍑
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy humpday from me and my rubber friend 🍑
Coming out as a bottom that will eagerly shove my face in your hole 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️👅👅
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Coming out as a bottom that will eagerly shove my face in your hole 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️👅👅
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Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
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MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
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We don't throw enough pies anymore
On this day in queer history: Oct 14, 1977
During a live TV appearance in Iowa, anti-gay activist Anita Bryant was hit with a pie in protest of her “Save Our Children” campaign. A sweet moment of queer resistance.
#QueerHistory #LGBTQHistory #QueerResistance #AnitaBryant
During a live TV appearance in Iowa, anti-gay activist Anita Bryant was hit with a pie in protest of her “Save Our Children” campaign. A sweet moment of queer resistance.
#QueerHistory #LGBTQHistory #QueerResistance #AnitaBryant
October 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We don't throw enough pies anymore
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Boris Johnson says these are just common sense and reasonable statements
September 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Boris Johnson says these are just common sense and reasonable statements
I’m sorry but why tf is Ms. Ponytail doing an arena tour
September 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m sorry but why tf is Ms. Ponytail doing an arena tour
Something about humps?
August 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Something about humps?
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To all the Trump voters who told their gay loved ones “don’t worry they’re not going to go after gay marriage”, I hope you rot in hell.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
To all the Trump voters who told their gay loved ones “don’t worry they’re not going to go after gay marriage”, I hope you rot in hell.
Back to work tomorrow after being off the last 10 days.
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Back to work tomorrow after being off the last 10 days.
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You gain nothing by playing nice. They will not compromise. And the only thing worse than their extremism is our inability to recognize it. We need fighters who understand the moment we're in. If you can't or won't fight, you should not be in office.
July 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You gain nothing by playing nice. They will not compromise. And the only thing worse than their extremism is our inability to recognize it. We need fighters who understand the moment we're in. If you can't or won't fight, you should not be in office.
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I truly hope this puts a definitive end to the perpetual insistence by Democrats that they can compromise with Republicans. You can't. These people are extreme, depraved, and shameless. They just stripped healthcare from 17 million people to give themselves a tax cut.
July 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I truly hope this puts a definitive end to the perpetual insistence by Democrats that they can compromise with Republicans. You can't. These people are extreme, depraved, and shameless. They just stripped healthcare from 17 million people to give themselves a tax cut.
Something something hump day
June 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Something something hump day
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Not my words. But they could have been, as growing up with a deeply religious and homophobic Dad, this was me, up until I came out at 27.
June 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Not my words. But they could have been, as growing up with a deeply religious and homophobic Dad, this was me, up until I came out at 27.
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I can’t explain why, but if these are your favorite Disney movie *AND* your favorite Ghibli movie, you’re the hottest person in your friend group
May 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I can’t explain why, but if these are your favorite Disney movie *AND* your favorite Ghibli movie, you’re the hottest person in your friend group
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
March 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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We have quite literally never been so back.
February 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We have quite literally never been so back.
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Bc one of them committed a crime and the other took out a healthcare ceo
December 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Bc one of them committed a crime and the other took out a healthcare ceo
Oh to be this unbothered
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Oh to be this unbothered
Me in my last meeting today till I’m off until January 6.
December 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Me in my last meeting today till I’m off until January 6.
Whatever you say donut truck 🫡🫡🫡
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Whatever you say donut truck 🫡🫡🫡