Colyn Salt
@colynsalt.bsky.social
Running solely on cold brew, ssri, and early 00’s pop. Probably thirst liking. Occasionally NSFW. 🍉🏳️🌈🐈🏔️🍷🎃
📍Detroit
📍Detroit
Happy humpday from me and my rubber friend 🍑
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy humpday from me and my rubber friend 🍑
I’m sorry but why tf is Ms. Ponytail doing an arena tour
September 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m sorry but why tf is Ms. Ponytail doing an arena tour
Something about humps?
August 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Something about humps?
Back to work tomorrow after being off the last 10 days.
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Back to work tomorrow after being off the last 10 days.
Hhheeeeeeeeeeyyy dad 👁️🫦👁️
June 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hhheeeeeeeeeeyyy dad 👁️🫦👁️
Something something hump day
June 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Something something hump day
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
March 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Oh to be this unbothered
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Oh to be this unbothered
Me in my last meeting today till I’m off until January 6.
December 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Me in my last meeting today till I’m off until January 6.
Whatever you say donut truck 🫡🫡🫡
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Whatever you say donut truck 🫡🫡🫡
Sobbing 😭 what a genuinely perfect movie. My 16 yo closeted self that saw this for my birthday feels a little healed.
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Sobbing 😭 what a genuinely perfect movie. My 16 yo closeted self that saw this for my birthday feels a little healed.
Reskeek w your fav picture of yourself in nature 🌊🌊☀️☀️
November 19, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Reskeek w your fav picture of yourself in nature 🌊🌊☀️☀️
Seeing Sunday morning cuddles and booty rubs
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Seeing Sunday morning cuddles and booty rubs
The skies are so much bluer
November 17, 2024 at 12:59 PM
The skies are so much bluer