Simon Sharples
coltturner.bsky.social
Simon Sharples
@coltturner.bsky.social
Rain dog - Writing, horror, film, NUFC.
Looking at the table, imagine if we hadn’t been drinking paint thinner before West Ham and Brentford. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I really really love our Germans. So canny. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love being wrong haha
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
An Everton goal is coming #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s time for Ramsdale I am BEGGING YOU, Edward. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What a pathetic bunch of choke artists yet again. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Did Pep put a curse on Bruno the other day? #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Its a thin line between love and hate and this club makes me ride it every fucking week at the moment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hall, Woltemade and Elanga now.

Are we waiting to go 3-1 down?

We’re already losing ffs. Change it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The longer Gordon’s hair the shitter he is. Like a reverse Samson. Someone pin him down and clip it please. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gordon is such a fanny. Put your foot in! Sometimes you get clattered but you need to do it. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If the jolly green giant is pushed over by an ewok then something has gone wrong there hasn’t it. Soft cunts. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Big thing today is we made chances for Woltemade. More of that and he will put them away. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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YOU MAGS 🤩
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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BARNES, BARNES WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN 🏹🎶
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Right we’ve gone defensive. I might need to watch ‘What if Aragorn took the ring’ on YouTube or my head will fall off. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Being a Toon fan is trying to enjoy the good performance but knowing how sad you are going to feel when the other team eventually score. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think we are still probably gonna get beaten but this MUCH better. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Absolute precious flowers this City team like. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Only plus point I can see is that when we come back we can get Hall in for Burn, Ramsdale in for Pope and Ramsey in for Joelinton but the soft lad probably won’t. What’s the point? #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
100% on Howe this. Absolute madness from him. He had enough warning. His marriage to players is killing us. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I love Dan Burn.

He's not a left-back.

He's been booked.

That should have been a penalty.

Lewis Hall is on the bench and fit enough to play half an hour.

For fuck's sake, make the change. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
WHY IS BURN STILL ON? Can we try something different I’m begging you! #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM