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Colt Seavers
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Freedom and Democracy Taste
Better With 3 Olives and a Splash of Vermouth .
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If anyone is interested, I will be signing books at Barnes and Noble tomorrow from 11am until security kicks me out. Hope to see you there.
Feel free to use these to respond to the magats.
July 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
April 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me too.
I needed this morale boost.
April 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
April 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
April 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Republicans defending the collapse of the market today.
April 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I’m guessing the Dow closes today at under 38,000. Which would be a two day purge of something close to $3 Trillion dollars deleted from the economy.

Not exactly the winning we were promised.
April 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I asked ChatGPT to paint me a picture of a scene that would make me smile. I’d say it nailed it.
April 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I’m guessing the Dow closes today at under 38,000. Which would be a two day purge of something close to $3 Trillion dollars deleted from the economy.

Not exactly the winning we were promised.
April 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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I called my senators today and told them I want Cory Booker to be the senate minority leader.

We can’t hold hearings. We don’t have subpoena power. We can’t pass budgets. But we CAN filibuster, and we CAN change party leadership.
April 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Today Donold slapped tariffs on an American military base on one island and on a bunch of penguins on another.
April 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
How the fuck are we barely 2 months into this?
April 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Signalgate is a window into the administration’s approach to policy issues, but it mostly makes clear that these are stupid, reckless people pursuing stupid, reckless policies.
Trump’s Proudly Incompetent Cabinet
Trump’s Cabinet members should be deeply embarrassed by the inclusion of a prominent journalist in their private war chat. But these MAGA bozos have other ideas.
newrepublic.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Some say that linking tattoos and concentration camps is illegal. But we’ve heard that old song since the 1930s.

by Kristi Noem
April 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The Wisconsin elections should have nothing to do with Tesla’s awful sales numbers.

But Elon Musk’s companies and his politics now exist in self-made symbiosis, says @liamdenning.bsky.social 🎥
April 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I'm not a programming guy but MSNBC and CNN should be airing this Cory Booker thing in the same way you take over programming if there's a no-hitter or a basketball player with 60 points in three quarters. It's a physical feat! Cut in for this kind of thing. Costs nothing, gooses ratings, good TV.
April 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I don't know about you all, but I sleep better at night knowing that the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic frat bro who accidentally texted a reporter, in the midst of a classified group chat about an imminent military strike in the Middle East, "We are currently clean on operational security"
March 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard (R-Moscow): "I'm just as concerned about #SignalGate as you are, Senator. President Putin isn't going to pay me for information readily available on group chats for free."
March 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Moskowitz: Rather than giving a long speech, I feel like I can just use this. So, that’s a fist, an American flag, fire. From now on, when we do things where we agree, I just hold this up.
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Ahem
March 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just got a great opportunity for an amazing job in Key West. Anyone have long term rental properties there?
March 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
March 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM