Collin Kravis
@collinkravis.bsky.social
he/him
music & noises at collinkravis.bandcamp.com
music & noises at collinkravis.bandcamp.com
Introducing my new therapeutic arcade game, EMDDR
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Introducing my new therapeutic arcade game, EMDDR
Pet owners since time immemorial have always loved to play that classic game, Why Are You Wet
January 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Pet owners since time immemorial have always loved to play that classic game, Why Are You Wet
A version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge immediately gets naked once he finds out nobody can see him in the visions, and the ghosts don’t, like, say anything or stop him but they’re definitely more standoffish at that point
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge immediately gets naked once he finds out nobody can see him in the visions, and the ghosts don’t, like, say anything or stop him but they’re definitely more standoffish at that point
I come from a multi-faith family, so I celebrate both Toyotathon and Hanukkia. I also go to my friends’ Chrysmas
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I come from a multi-faith family, so I celebrate both Toyotathon and Hanukkia. I also go to my friends’ Chrysmas
Well folks, I lost my cooking show because the world wasn’t ready to admit that “lasaña” is a more efficient way to spell it
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Well folks, I lost my cooking show because the world wasn’t ready to admit that “lasaña” is a more efficient way to spell it
Going about my day, muttering “stay chuffed with your bits” to myself over and over in the most godawful accent I can muster
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Going about my day, muttering “stay chuffed with your bits” to myself over and over in the most godawful accent I can muster
Happy Hallowe’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Happy Hallowe’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E
Pronouncing ”cool” like “co-op”
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pronouncing ”cool” like “co-op”
Opening a new restaurant called “The Aviary” where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Opening a new restaurant called “The Aviary” where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat
Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland
October 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland
NyQuil salad dressing
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
NyQuil salad dressing
Aw jeez, is *this* why they’re called The Goo Goo Dolls 😟
Watery girls i cannot sympathize. One year on the fempills and I'm still pushin goo
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Aw jeez, is *this* why they’re called The Goo Goo Dolls 😟
Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles
Sie liebt dich yeah yeah yeah yeah #TheBeatles
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles
No, *you’re* jet lagged.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No, *you’re* jet lagged.
My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,
I wish everything in every store was labeled “Purchaser agrees to not tell the cops”
August 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wish everything in every store was labeled “Purchaser agrees to not tell the cops”
Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say “Slavery should be illegal” on camera
July 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say “Slavery should be illegal” on camera
Do you think Elon got to be The World’s Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding women’s emotions and motivations? Don’t answer that
July 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do you think Elon got to be The World’s Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding women’s emotions and motivations? Don’t answer that
An Heirloom from Mother
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
An Heirloom from Mother
*Balatro addiction intensifies*
July 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
*Balatro addiction intensifies*
He is free to access any of several beds, and yet
May 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
He is free to access any of several beds, and yet
*Led Zeppelin voice*
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
*Led Zeppelin voice*
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
I don’t know, but I been told
We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul
“It’s good for his self-esteem,” I explain to my dog about why I’m singing the cat a song about how he is a cat
May 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“It’s good for his self-esteem,” I explain to my dog about why I’m singing the cat a song about how he is a cat
baby error code
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
May 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
baby error code
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
infant error code
baby software error
baby registry editor
baby registry editor NOT AT STORE
error code lookup baby OS
baby driver downloads
baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE
why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50
Social anxiety is just “lurk more” irl
May 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Social anxiety is just “lurk more” irl