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Colleener
@colleener.bsky.social
Mostly off-line.

Mostly playing the accordion.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ladies and gentlemen with nose rings, do NOT use the hankies with lace.
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
got laid off from my job today after nearly 19 years with the company.

now I'm debating throwing my fur coat in my Kia and driving up to MN to follow ICE around à la @whstancil.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The zipper merge is correct and attempting to merge or letting others merge too early isn’t thoughtful or efficient.
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I go for weeks without thinking about Pedro The Lion and then How I Remember kicks me in the shin and runs away.

youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...
Pedro The Lion | Flew The Coop Session at Revival Audio
YouTube video by Flew The Coop Sessions
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by Colleener
Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
FUCK ICE

#8001
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I regret to inform you that the GLP-1 medications have so overhauled my taste buds that now all I want to eat is lentils and beans.
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I with there was a pub or bar or evening coffee shop that I could go hang out at and listen to accordion music.
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Gonna revert to my libertarian upbringing real quick.
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by Colleener
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
the St. Croix river
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I am, once again, more impressed with the Roman pontiff than I am any Evangelical I was taught to admire growing up.
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It’s my last day of holiday PTO and I’m fighting back by still being in bed at 11:26.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’m moving away from Amazon as much as possible and am trying out Margins to track my 2026 reading. Here’s my link if friends want to connect. margins.app/u/53ec2bb96f...
Colleener on Margins
View Colleener's profile on Margins
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January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My character Bob the Elf died during our family's attempt to conquer quest #2 of Hero's Quest, so now I'm checking all y'all's updates.
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am, once again, searching for vintage wool capes with fur collars on EBay.

As one does.
December 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sometimes I re-read the marriage-advice-for-women books from my time in evangelicalism and, oh wow, they suck so much.

A lovely little diagram in “Fierce Women” blames a “wife with strong desires” for her husband‘s violent assault.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"I feel like Taco Bell, but it's also feels wrong to eat Taco Bell during the daytime. . . it's something you do under the cover of darkness. I don't have any shame about Taco Bell, it just tastes better at night." @impudentearworm.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
David (@dljohnston.bsky.social) and I have fallen in love with Natalia Lafourcade's music and highly recommend it to all.
After gaining mainstream stardom in the Spanish-speaking world in the 2000s, the Mexican artist Natalia Lafourcade made a startling pivot to folk music. Jack Herrera profiles the former teen pop star who has become a new emblem of “Veracruz sound.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/CgXM46
Natalia Lafourcade Reimagines Mexican Folk Music
The former teen pop star has become a new emblem of “Veracruz sound.”
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I've been in bed for three days and my normally standoff-ish dog is becoming increasingly worried about me.

She even laid in my lap for some attention.
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
is there a covid symptom of looking at past photos of your kids and getting weepy?
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Colleener
I really want to wake up to Trump’s obituary tomorrow.
June 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
here's the 60 min segment Bari Weiss killed:

www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM