colleenbond.bsky.social
@colleenbond.bsky.social
STOP MAKING 5 MINUTE PODCASTS
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thank you to dog owners who label their dogs
September 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'm just EXHAUSTED with the right today. Why can't they just leave us all alone. Don't attack what you don't understand, just LEAVE IS ALL ALONE. Fucking fuck right wing media for tricking millions of people into thinking they are under attack and that they need to go on the offense.
September 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey new york? Wtf you doing with these construction noises at 1 am? I've never slept more poorly on a trip in my life.
August 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Boomers I am once again asking you to stop coughing directly into your bare palm, especially in public
August 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
To be loved is to be known but I also feel special knowing others. Like hey, thanks for letting me love you this deeply
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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brrrlhhhhggggggh
August 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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You’d think all the people obsessed with conspiracy theories would be all over the actual conspiracies happening left and right and yet
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Is your life boring? Do you wish you had something to do to spice it up? Introducing: doing Colleen's work for her! Comes in both professional and personal varieties!

Pls? 🥺
August 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My brain got too full. It needs alone time but also snuggles and also a nap but I'm not sleepy

Help
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
At this point I think the connections lady is trolling
July 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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*Eagle screech* 🦅🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Here’s your daily reminder to follow your dreams unless they’re stupid.
May 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New free business idea: ice cream truck where the sandwiches are non-standard cookies. Marranitos with spiced chocolate ice cream. Linzer with raspberry swirl. Alfajores with salted caramel. Pls start this and drive by my house kthx
May 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Normalize stores that sell food and drinks putting a MENU ON THEIR WEBSITE. WHAT FLAVORS OF TEA???
May 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
STOP REFRESHING YOUR APP JUST BECAUSE I NAVIGATE AWAY FOR ONE SECOND. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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The incompetence is off the charts.
Noem Gets Epically Schooled By Dem Senator After She Proves She Has No Clue What 'Habeas Corpus' Is
The incompetence is off the charts.
www.comicsands.com
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Conexo, that's not how you spell ponytail
May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hey, you're donating to a legal defense fund, right?
May 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Constantly torn between wanting all the attention and being upset when someone I love positively acknowledges my existence
May 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm not sure how I'm expected to see @vicmmic.bsky.social on TV and not fall madly in love
April 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
And you thought Ify couldn't get better
Fun fact: Before I had my own cats, I would buy chuurus and visit my friends with cats because I fucking love cats.
April 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Does destabilizing the global economy for insider trading count as an international crime? Seems like it should. I mean, also national, but I've lost faith in Americans.
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I happen to know that some powerful media orgs were unhappy that AP filed suit; they thought the conflict with the White House would blow over on its own and that AP risked making bad law. The AP's leadership deserves a lot of credit for having proceeded as it did. apnews.com/article/trum...
AP wins reinstatement to White House events after judge rules government can’t bar its journalists
A federal judge has ordered the White House to restore The Associated Press’ full access to cover presidential events.
apnews.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM