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The entire plot of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater happened to me but entirely within an REI Co-Op
This place, it’s not just a base. It’s our home.
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Rocket Lawn Chair
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I have to move 1000 pounds of product by the end of the week or I’m fucked. They’re gonna grab me and break my knees and leave me on the side of the road on a winter night to freeze to death unless I find a buyer in the next 3 days. The product is post it notes
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This horse’s name is Warrior and he killed 4 of his trainers in cold blood sneak attacks
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
In the year 5623 people will have names like Jerkoff Worldwide and Jaxon 999
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m gonna get super pneumonia and mutate into an awful creature
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
They took my friend down to freaky town and we never saw or heard from him again
February 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Get fucked on loser
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My callsign is 5 beers and a glass of wine
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I love everyone in the world except my enemies and the evil people
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hey
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Yelling at your friends like you’re in a war when you’re out on the slope is so fun.
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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waiter make it stop
January 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
10:30 stella is the only thing that’s getting me through today
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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I wouldn’t say I “like” that the anti-authoritarianism of right libertarians was only ever a pose, and that “tyranny” only ever meant the welfare state, but the fact that such types should take no issue with jackbooted thugs in the streets is very much a solved mystery so it’s time to move on
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
You’re a real one if you know this spot
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Nightwatch
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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this is what every website looks like for me now
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This sweet kale bagged salad pairs rather wonderously with a sierra nevada pale ale
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Someone should mod the original battlefront models into dark souls. I’d probably be way better at that game if i was playing as a battle droid
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
In outlaws there’s a quest where you get hired to save a prisoner and when you meet the prisoner it turns out he’s the boyfriend of the guy who hired you and he has the most stereotypical gay guy voice ever despite being an alien and the rest of his species sounding totally different
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Hanging out
January 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Big ol bowl of rice and beans for dinner. Who’s with me
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ok this one kinda feels like this agent specifically is just a fucking moron
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis

ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone

They did not have a warrant
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Obviously he’s worse than useless and a coward but the fact that he’s acknowledging this at all is a sign the winds are shifting. His whole thing is staunchly denying any criticism of his chosen causes to the bitter end. His entire worldview is contrarianism
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM