Colin Sharp
@colinsharp.bsky.social
So, this app is the new Letterboxd?
You hear about how New York City is gonna go to hell now? Yeah, because they just elected Dick Cheney as mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You hear about how New York City is gonna go to hell now? Yeah, because they just elected Dick Cheney as mayor.
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all the respect to the first person who figured out how to cook and eat an artichoke, that shit wasn't self-evident
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
all the respect to the first person who figured out how to cook and eat an artichoke, that shit wasn't self-evident
IT IS THE ELEVENTH INNING DO NOT DO THIS
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
IT IS THE ELEVENTH INNING DO NOT DO THIS
Just a heads up, the Sportsnet Grill at Rogers Centre during game 7 appears to be busier than usual.
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just a heads up, the Sportsnet Grill at Rogers Centre during game 7 appears to be busier than usual.
No, no, the economy is doing FINE in Vancouver. It’s just a COINCIDENCE they’re adding a Return-It Recycling Depot to Shaughnessy.
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No, no, the economy is doing FINE in Vancouver. It’s just a COINCIDENCE they’re adding a Return-It Recycling Depot to Shaughnessy.
Had a perfectly fun set tonight, but the highlight was backstage in the green room when I was the only comic on the show to correctly guess the year that Marley & Me was released.
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Had a perfectly fun set tonight, but the highlight was backstage in the green room when I was the only comic on the show to correctly guess the year that Marley & Me was released.
Making a sold out crowd at a comedy show laugh feels almost as good as one stranger liking my Letterboxd review.
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Making a sold out crowd at a comedy show laugh feels almost as good as one stranger liking my Letterboxd review.
If you’re mingling at a Saturday wedding and someone asks you “how’s comedy going?”, apparently it’s rude to say “I had to turn down $400 to come to this fucking party.”
October 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you’re mingling at a Saturday wedding and someone asks you “how’s comedy going?”, apparently it’s rude to say “I had to turn down $400 to come to this fucking party.”
Does anyone want to come change my catalytic converter in exchange for a firm handshake?
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Does anyone want to come change my catalytic converter in exchange for a firm handshake?
I have no idea what the underside of my car looks like. Frankly, it’s none of my business.
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have no idea what the underside of my car looks like. Frankly, it’s none of my business.
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
I tell people I go on the road to do stand-up, but the real reason is that I’m going to as many hotels and Airbnbs and turning off the TV’s motion smoothing.
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I tell people I go on the road to do stand-up, but the real reason is that I’m going to as many hotels and Airbnbs and turning off the TV’s motion smoothing.
Like finding out your two best friends hate each other.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Like finding out your two best friends hate each other.
Thinking about where I fit in on Bluesky. Does this place have a menswear guy?
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thinking about where I fit in on Bluesky. Does this place have a menswear guy?
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A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
October 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
People sometimes ask me how I learn about cool new movies. Answer is simple: I watch the trailers on DVDs I rent from the library.
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
People sometimes ask me how I learn about cool new movies. Answer is simple: I watch the trailers on DVDs I rent from the library.
If I was an NBA coach, I’d tell my guys that if we win the championship, I’m throwing them a pizza party.
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If I was an NBA coach, I’d tell my guys that if we win the championship, I’m throwing them a pizza party.
Slipped the foreman $20 to ride the slide.
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Slipped the foreman $20 to ride the slide.
I’m getting word that four was a bit of a lowball and that there are nearly 200 nations on Earth.
February 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’m getting word that four was a bit of a lowball and that there are nearly 200 nations on Earth.
I’m not full-on excited every time there’s a new movie coming out from A24, but Death of a Unicorn is the first time a trailer alone for an A24 movie has made me say “what the fuck is this bullshit?!”
February 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m not full-on excited every time there’s a new movie coming out from A24, but Death of a Unicorn is the first time a trailer alone for an A24 movie has made me say “what the fuck is this bullshit?!”
Asking other comedians if they're free on a certain day as if I'm going to offer them a gig, but instead I just ask them to come over and hang out with me.
February 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Asking other comedians if they're free on a certain day as if I'm going to offer them a gig, but instead I just ask them to come over and hang out with me.
Hope everyone enjoyed the Super Bowl, today I watched Women Talking (2022) and I LISTENED.
February 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hope everyone enjoyed the Super Bowl, today I watched Women Talking (2022) and I LISTENED.
If I was an NBA player, I know for sure I would move the ball on offence and stay locked in on defence.
February 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If I was an NBA player, I know for sure I would move the ball on offence and stay locked in on defence.
At the last minute, my wife asked me to come with her to visit friends I haven’t met before. Her pitch: “I’ll buy you some meat.”
February 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
At the last minute, my wife asked me to come with her to visit friends I haven’t met before. Her pitch: “I’ll buy you some meat.”
Practically speaking, a trade war means telling myself I’m “going to war” when I walk through the grocery store and don’t buy Lay’s chips.
February 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Practically speaking, a trade war means telling myself I’m “going to war” when I walk through the grocery store and don’t buy Lay’s chips.