Cole
colevecc.bsky.social
Cole
@colevecc.bsky.social
Sopranos is my comfort show
Ah yes, gender affirming care the true money maker of big Pharma. Move over Ozempic.
I might add that many of those scientists are receiving substantial resources from big pharma to push these medicines on kids. What do you think?
June 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I have never heard the man sing, but I am 100% certain Jason Mantzoukas could nail the lead vocals for any System of a Down song.
March 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Medical Community: CTE is a real and serious brain condition

Most Sports: We will develop safety protocols and new equipment to reduce the impact.

Combat Sports: We made a new sport called Hammer Face.
March 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He can make it happen
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I love how Jason Stathom's roles are just trades (the mechanic, the transporter, the bee keeper) and soon they will all culminate into his final form: The Working Man.
March 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Economy is rapidly declining, trust in America is diminishing abroad, and groceries are more expensive.

But hey at least they're not changing any more fictional Disney princesses because that's what I, a 35 year old man, am truly passionate about.
March 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It'd be hilarious if the ineptitude of this administration ended up bringing about a high speed rail system.
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Renovations? What are you doing to the house?

Installing a crying room.
February 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me: 100% of my states lottery proceeds are all transferred to the office of public instruction. It's the definition of charity.

My accountant: [head in his hands] for the last time, scratchers are not tax deductible and neither are sixers to "complete that certain 'je ne sais quoi'"
February 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bad economic stewardship and US imperialism in the middle east? Welcome back 2003
February 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The inventor of Spaghettios was probably witness to a horrific accident at a Cheerios factory.
February 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me speaking to a group of innies:

*Slaps car* yeah so this baby is a 98 Honda Accord. Fastest car on earth they say.
February 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me speaking to a group of innies:

Yeah so this one is another little book I wrote called Lord of the Rings. Also written under a pseudonym.
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Did COVID kill house parties or am I just 35?
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
She had to say yes, because of the implication.
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can't wait to see how DEI causes lumber prices to skyrocket
February 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by Cole
sharing this cartoon i made in 2019 for no particular reason today
Office Work
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There was a weird brief period in the 2000s where most disputes in movies were either solved by MMA fights or dance offs. There was no in-between.
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A lot of technology will become obsolete, but few will reach the level of obsolete as the VHS rewinder.
January 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Me: "Did you find the missing girl?"

Pinkerton Detective: [Wiping blood off of a bat] "No, but her parents aren't going to unionize anytime soon."
December 26, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The composer of Deck the Halls used "fa la la las" like he was writing an essay with a word requirement.
December 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
[Thinking about my youth]

More dogs should teach literary history.
December 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Pixar in the 90s: this is a story about love and friendship

Pixar now: We're going to put you into a deep existential crisis and slowly dig you out. You will never be the same and you will constantly question what it is to be human. Also, please enjoy this talking animal.
December 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Trying to convince my mom Bad Santa is a Hallmark movie
December 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
If I see a series with Bill Camp in it, it's an automatic watch.
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM