Most Sports: We will develop safety protocols and new equipment to reduce the impact.
Combat Sports: We made a new sport called Hammer Face.
Most Sports: We will develop safety protocols and new equipment to reduce the impact.
Combat Sports: We made a new sport called Hammer Face.
But hey at least they're not changing any more fictional Disney princesses because that's what I, a 35 year old man, am truly passionate about.
But hey at least they're not changing any more fictional Disney princesses because that's what I, a 35 year old man, am truly passionate about.
Installing a crying room.
Installing a crying room.
My accountant: [head in his hands] for the last time, scratchers are not tax deductible and neither are sixers to "complete that certain 'je ne sais quoi'"
My accountant: [head in his hands] for the last time, scratchers are not tax deductible and neither are sixers to "complete that certain 'je ne sais quoi'"
*Slaps car* yeah so this baby is a 98 Honda Accord. Fastest car on earth they say.
*Slaps car* yeah so this baby is a 98 Honda Accord. Fastest car on earth they say.
Yeah so this one is another little book I wrote called Lord of the Rings. Also written under a pseudonym.
Yeah so this one is another little book I wrote called Lord of the Rings. Also written under a pseudonym.
Pinkerton Detective: [Wiping blood off of a bat] "No, but her parents aren't going to unionize anytime soon."
Pinkerton Detective: [Wiping blood off of a bat] "No, but her parents aren't going to unionize anytime soon."
More dogs should teach literary history.
More dogs should teach literary history.
Pixar now: We're going to put you into a deep existential crisis and slowly dig you out. You will never be the same and you will constantly question what it is to be human. Also, please enjoy this talking animal.
Pixar now: We're going to put you into a deep existential crisis and slowly dig you out. You will never be the same and you will constantly question what it is to be human. Also, please enjoy this talking animal.