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It’s funny being an old bartender, hearing the Secretary of Defense speak on the tarmac and instinctively thinking “He’s two drinks in, don’t give him the third.”

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

I had so much fun tasting Grandma's tiny bottle of Gilbey's Gin with @cocktailchron.bsky.social! Click the link to find out why Paul chose this bottle, what we expected to find, and what we actually found! Video & transcript at the link. 🍸

Went to a fancy-ass cocktail bar in an undisclosed city tonight. Overheard a guest unironically order a Fuzzy Navel. The possibilities:
1) she’s a time traveler from 1987
2) I’m living in a fancy-ass cocktail bubble, this thing never died.
3) brace yourselves—the FN is about to go Espresso Martini

Another fun set of tasting episodes recorded today with @cocktailchron.bsky.social and Keith Waldbauer.

My AI transcription tool keeps trying to change “David Wondrich” (@davidwondrich.bsky.social) to “David One Drink” and I keep correcting it, thinking “if only this thing knew….”