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FireDad
@coarsegrit.bsky.social
Fire Top Instructor / Camp Dad
Me trying to flirt.. “Blah pollen, if my sinuses have to be invaded by sexual secretions why couldn’t they have been your gushes 💦”
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Last night weird stressor was being truly upset that my ex and I’s “song” would have been so much better suited to one of my current partners. SO MUCH BETTER 😭
April 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I just don’t have in me to be that guy… “It’s International Beaver Day, let me see what yours is up to today”
April 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Spent the morning waiting in a jury pool chatting with @vonka.bsky.social ‘s doppelgänger. Of course it was all totally vanilla but, still put camp on my mind. 🏕️
April 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
April 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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SawStart xkcd.com/3067
March 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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found the best possible campaign ad for these trying times
Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right
YouTube video by ColdDayInHell
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
March 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I dunno, today just feels like it needs more firecock.
Photo by the amazing @blueshootsyou.bsky.social
March 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
For All Mankind
😂
March 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Petition to cast David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson for True Detective season five.
February 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This week has been an absolute drag. Just making it through feels like an achievement
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
February 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Current mental health: spent the morning reading the news and listening to Rage Against the Machine
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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So many fun places to go meet @mattdinniman.bsky.social
February 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Who needs “outside”, “social connections” or “a life” when you can just play Balatro 🤷‍♂️
February 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Happy audiobook release day! If you haven’t yet go get it! www.audible.com/pd/B0DK282SY...
February 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Calling artists of all types!

You are all invited to participate in the first ever Primal Arts Fest T-Shirt Design Competition!

Please submit your design by March 10th
Email primalartsfirefest@gmail.com

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
a person is sitting in front of a curtain and says i want to make an announcement .
Alt: a person dramatically opens a curtain and says I want to make an announcement.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Why aren’t we looking into corporate welfare? In the United States, it costs taxpayers billions each year, with estimates ranging from $92 billion to $100 billion annually. Meanwhile, USAID costs only $40 billion. Hmmm… doesn’t add up.
February 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“if the world is on fire, then eat it”
-that’s vastly more optimistic than I feel atm
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Not too long ago, Elon was doxing government employees on X. Where was the outcry of “You’re breaking the law” then? These employees feared for their families’ safety.
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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There has been an incident at DCA airport in Washington, possibly involving a collision between two aircraft. The airfield is currently closed until further notice. Inbound aircraft are diverting. We will share more details as we learn them. flightradar24.com/airport/dca
January 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Happy Saturday featuring @ropekit10 (on the gram)
January 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM