Chris Shaffer
@cmshaffer07.bsky.social
I don't know where I can go anymore to commiserate online about Mizzou sports and that makes me really damn sad.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don't know where I can go anymore to commiserate online about Mizzou sports and that makes me really damn sad.
Free @pattonoswalt.bluesky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Free @pattonoswalt.bluesky.social
You mean I actually have to wake up and go to work tomorrow? Fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You mean I actually have to wake up and go to work tomorrow? Fuck.
Tonight's electoral victories, especially the margins they are coming in at, are some of the best news of the entire year and seem to reflect a broader sentiment even outside those areas.
However, I have to wonder where the hell this was a year ago? None of what is happening should be a surprise.
However, I have to wonder where the hell this was a year ago? None of what is happening should be a surprise.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Tonight's electoral victories, especially the margins they are coming in at, are some of the best news of the entire year and seem to reflect a broader sentiment even outside those areas.
However, I have to wonder where the hell this was a year ago? None of what is happening should be a surprise.
However, I have to wonder where the hell this was a year ago? None of what is happening should be a surprise.
Just what does Staten Island contribute to NYC anyway?
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just what does Staten Island contribute to NYC anyway?
Harrison Butker being a shitty person sure makes his sucking on the football field a lot easier to swallow.
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Harrison Butker being a shitty person sure makes his sucking on the football field a lot easier to swallow.
Reposted by Chris Shaffer
A reminder that we should all hold our 'hot takes' on days like this till we have full information on motives, politics, etc.
Politicizing every shooting or terror act from the get-go is reckless and dumb.
nypost.com/2025/09/24/u...
Politicizing every shooting or terror act from the get-go is reckless and dumb.
nypost.com/2025/09/24/u...
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A reminder that we should all hold our 'hot takes' on days like this till we have full information on motives, politics, etc.
Politicizing every shooting or terror act from the get-go is reckless and dumb.
nypost.com/2025/09/24/u...
Politicizing every shooting or terror act from the get-go is reckless and dumb.
nypost.com/2025/09/24/u...
My 2016 primary vote
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My 2016 primary vote
Yesterday the President of the United States complained that "...they say if a man has a little fight with with the wife 'this is a crime scene'" and IT DIDN'T EVEN REGISTER THE LIST OF BAD SHIT ASSOCIATED WITH HIM FOR THE DAY.
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Yesterday the President of the United States complained that "...they say if a man has a little fight with with the wife 'this is a crime scene'" and IT DIDN'T EVEN REGISTER THE LIST OF BAD SHIT ASSOCIATED WITH HIM FOR THE DAY.
Reporting live from the 4th floor of TAPS. The vibes are tense. I love it.
September 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reporting live from the 4th floor of TAPS. The vibes are tense. I love it.
He's still the same vile piece of shit he's always been. We simply aren't lucky enough for him to die yet.
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He's still the same vile piece of shit he's always been. We simply aren't lucky enough for him to die yet.
Don't let Joni Ernst declining to run for reelection distract you from the fact that she is still a piece of shit.
BREAKING: Republican Sen. Joni Ernst of Iowa won't seek reelection to Senate in 2026, sources say.
Joni Ernst won't seek reelection to Senate in 2026, sources say
GOP Sen. Joni Ernst of Iowa is expected to announce next week she's not running for reelection in 2026.
cbsn.ws
August 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Don't let Joni Ernst declining to run for reelection distract you from the fact that she is still a piece of shit.
Every once in a while a ray of sunlight breaks through the clouds. Put another 20 point swing on the board.
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Democrat Catelin Drey FLIPS Iowa SD-1 — a district Trump won by 11.5 points in 2024 — defeating Republican Christopher Prosch in a landslide special election and breaking the GOP supermajority.
Democrat Catelin Drey FLIPS Iowa SD-1 — a district Trump won by 11.5 points in 2024 — defeating Republican Christopher Prosch in a landslide special election and breaking the GOP supermajority.
August 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every once in a while a ray of sunlight breaks through the clouds. Put another 20 point swing on the board.
@getbackchonkycat.bsky.social If the fascists don't get ya the robot overlords surely will.
August 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@getbackchonkycat.bsky.social If the fascists don't get ya the robot overlords surely will.
Another summer in the books with zero homicides in my household. Legendary performance by my wife and I if you ask me.
August 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Another summer in the books with zero homicides in my household. Legendary performance by my wife and I if you ask me.
Fireworks Friday hits a lot better after a dub.
August 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fireworks Friday hits a lot better after a dub.
LOL what the fuck is even going on? The hand picked sycophant can't even stick around in this clown show?
August 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
LOL what the fuck is even going on? The hand picked sycophant can't even stick around in this clown show?
OH MY GOD WEALTHY NEW YORKERS PAY FIFTEEN WHOLE PERCENT OF THEIR INCOME TO TAXES???!! HOW CAN THEY AFFORD TO BE RICH??
Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense and your fear mongering.
Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense and your fear mongering.
ELIZABETH WARREN: What Zohran is saying is 'I want people to be able to afford to live in NYC'
FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it?
WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?
FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it?
WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?
August 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
OH MY GOD WEALTHY NEW YORKERS PAY FIFTEEN WHOLE PERCENT OF THEIR INCOME TO TAXES???!! HOW CAN THEY AFFORD TO BE RICH??
Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense and your fear mongering.
Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense and your fear mongering.
Reposted by Chris Shaffer
OLIVER: "Gaza is starving is a sentence that's objectively true, but it's also slightly misleading because it's too passive — Gaza is being starved by Israel."
August 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
OLIVER: "Gaza is starving is a sentence that's objectively true, but it's also slightly misleading because it's too passive — Gaza is being starved by Israel."
July 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Wow I just assumed Ozzy was literally invincible (or a vampire). RIP to a legend.
July 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Wow I just assumed Ozzy was literally invincible (or a vampire). RIP to a legend.
Why couldn't Jimmy Fallon have pissed off Trump instead?
July 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why couldn't Jimmy Fallon have pissed off Trump instead?
Reposted by Chris Shaffer
Great. We all agree. So what are they going to do about it?
I asked this same question of lawyers at firms that capitulated —ironically when I was interviewed by 60 Minutes.
When democracy is at stake, don’t tell me how you feel. I don’t care what you think. Tell us what you will do.
I asked this same question of lawyers at firms that capitulated —ironically when I was interviewed by 60 Minutes.
When democracy is at stake, don’t tell me how you feel. I don’t care what you think. Tell us what you will do.
CBS staff isn't buying Paramount's claim that Stephen Colbert's cancelation was a "financial decision" and had nothing to do with "other matters."
"Many of us think this was part and parcel of the Trump shakedown settlement,” one network staffer told me.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
"Many of us think this was part and parcel of the Trump shakedown settlement,” one network staffer told me.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
CBS staff in turmoil over ‘Trump shakedown’ after Stephen Colbert is canceled
Exclusive: Multiple CBS staffers who spoke with The Independent said they aren’t buying the company’s claim that Colbert’s cancellation was a ‘financial decision,’ adding that the demise of the show h...
www.independent.co.uk
July 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Great. We all agree. So what are they going to do about it?
I asked this same question of lawyers at firms that capitulated —ironically when I was interviewed by 60 Minutes.
When democracy is at stake, don’t tell me how you feel. I don’t care what you think. Tell us what you will do.
I asked this same question of lawyers at firms that capitulated —ironically when I was interviewed by 60 Minutes.
When democracy is at stake, don’t tell me how you feel. I don’t care what you think. Tell us what you will do.