Cloud Head
@cloudhead.bsky.social
Head in the clouds and hands in the dirt. Likes to grow stuff and walk places.
They were just there looking all nonchalant and I thought it’d be fine so stood on their shiny face and watched the dial spin and spin and land on “Holy fuck! Are you kidding me?!” before stepping off and thinking why would I do such a stupid thing.
a person in a white shirt and blue shorts is standing next to a scale .
ALT: a person in a white shirt and blue shorts is standing next to a scale .
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January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
They were just there looking all nonchalant and I thought it’d be fine so stood on their shiny face and watched the dial spin and spin and land on “Holy fuck! Are you kidding me?!” before stepping off and thinking why would I do such a stupid thing.
I have to go and endure eleventy hundred “did you have a lovely Christmas?” interactions tomorrow.
I wouldn’t mind but none of the people asking will give a shit either way.
I wouldn’t mind but none of the people asking will give a shit either way.
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I have to go and endure eleventy hundred “did you have a lovely Christmas?” interactions tomorrow.
I wouldn’t mind but none of the people asking will give a shit either way.
I wouldn’t mind but none of the people asking will give a shit either way.
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Squeeeeeeeee 🐑
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Squeeeeeeeee 🐑
Another beautiful day! But no long trail walking as chores to do and a knee that probably should be rested.
Happy Sunday everyone!
Happy Sunday everyone!
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Another beautiful day! But no long trail walking as chores to do and a knee that probably should be rested.
Happy Sunday everyone!
Happy Sunday everyone!
I haven’t done a supermarket shop since the 20th of December.
I don’t want to cook and eat anything.
I don’t want to cook and eat anything.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I haven’t done a supermarket shop since the 20th of December.
I don’t want to cook and eat anything.
I don’t want to cook and eat anything.
That moon’s an absolute whopper!
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
That moon’s an absolute whopper!
Can’t beat a dry stone wall.
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Can’t beat a dry stone wall.
Gorgeous day and not a bad view down to the reservoir
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Gorgeous day and not a bad view down to the reservoir
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello lovelies. I am a metal climbing frame from which I fell and hit my head so hard I was left temporarily blind.
Hello lovelies. I am a metal climbing frame from which I fell and hit my head so hard I was left temporarily blind.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis
Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello lovelies. I am a metal climbing frame from which I fell and hit my head so hard I was left temporarily blind.
Hello lovelies. I am a metal climbing frame from which I fell and hit my head so hard I was left temporarily blind.
There is no healthy food in my house!
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
There is no healthy food in my house!
Watching the new venom film with C1….Tom Hardy looks a bit rough and the Hawaiian shirt with crocs is not a great look.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Watching the new venom film with C1….Tom Hardy looks a bit rough and the Hawaiian shirt with crocs is not a great look.
So my son is still talking to me. No decision yet from the girlfriend.
elmo from sesame street is standing next to a wall and says `` oh well '' .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing next to a wall and says `` oh well '' .
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January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
So my son is still talking to me. No decision yet from the girlfriend.
Really trying to get myself out under the blue sky but I just don’t seem to be able to get out of my pyjamas
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Really trying to get myself out under the blue sky but I just don’t seem to be able to get out of my pyjamas
Brought enough cheese home to build an extension.
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Brought enough cheese home to build an extension.
Think I’ve had 3hrs sleep.
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Think I’ve had 3hrs sleep.
This is in my room to bring nightmares later!
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is in my room to bring nightmares later!
I’m waiting to apologise to her before I can leave.
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I’m waiting to apologise to her before I can leave.
Just chipped the toilet in my son’s newly fitted bathroom by dropping a glass bottle. His girlfriend is now hiding in their bedroom in a rage.
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone!
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone!
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just chipped the toilet in my son’s newly fitted bathroom by dropping a glass bottle. His girlfriend is now hiding in their bedroom in a rage.
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone!
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone!
With other back of the fridge veg they are now soup. Tastes pretty good!
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
With other back of the fridge veg they are now soup. Tastes pretty good!
Behold my amazing carrot harvest!
December 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Behold my amazing carrot harvest!
I do love the French term mon petit chou as a term of affection.
Little cabbage is a much more achievable goal.
Little cabbage is a much more achievable goal.
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I do love the French term mon petit chou as a term of affection.
Little cabbage is a much more achievable goal.
Little cabbage is a much more achievable goal.
Just checked my “what is stressing me out” list I made earlier in the year.
Quite a few things to remove from it.
Other things will get added I’m sure but for now it’s good progress.
Do other people write these lists?
Quite a few things to remove from it.
Other things will get added I’m sure but for now it’s good progress.
Do other people write these lists?
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just checked my “what is stressing me out” list I made earlier in the year.
Quite a few things to remove from it.
Other things will get added I’m sure but for now it’s good progress.
Do other people write these lists?
Quite a few things to remove from it.
Other things will get added I’m sure but for now it’s good progress.
Do other people write these lists?
Have had such a lovely week why am I now feeling anxious?
Brain, stop being a dork.
Brain, stop being a dork.
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Have had such a lovely week why am I now feeling anxious?
Brain, stop being a dork.
Brain, stop being a dork.
Gorgeous day - happy test driving my new boots.
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Gorgeous day - happy test driving my new boots.