Caroline Abbott
@cleohott.bsky.social
Lawyer: not muzzled, and on a very long leash. Sent to time out for squandering time by the decade. OK to CA to OK to CA to OK to CA. Staying put. https://linktr.ee/carolineabbott
Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle celebrated Thanksgiving in Greece, honoring simple Pilgrim dress by wearing a long black gown.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle celebrated Thanksgiving in Greece, honoring simple Pilgrim dress by wearing a long black gown.
Have a little sympathy for poor confused Marco Rubio. Anyone would be stressed while working three jobs.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Have a little sympathy for poor confused Marco Rubio. Anyone would be stressed while working three jobs.
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One might think that this is too flashy for dinner at home, but it's Fibonacci Day.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
One might think that this is too flashy for dinner at home, but it's Fibonacci Day.
Not content with serving up an aged lie, Trump larded it with fat new DOGE lies.
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Trump shares false claim Obama earned $40m in ‘royalties’ from Obamacare
US president promoted fictional claim from satirical website that has been debunked repeatedly since 2017
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November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not content with serving up an aged lie, Trump larded it with fat new DOGE lies.
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Trump's turn as Tom Buchanan must be in a sequel party, because Jeffrey Epstein's Jay Gatsby was killed off in the first version.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trump's turn as Tom Buchanan must be in a sequel party, because Jeffrey Epstein's Jay Gatsby was killed off in the first version.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor,
the aristo formerly known as prince.
the aristo formerly known as prince.
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor,
the aristo formerly known as prince.
the aristo formerly known as prince.
Increasing tariffs isn't enough. Trump needs to exhume Ronald Reagan's corpse, prop it up, and debate it on live television. Only then will people see for themselves what a masterful debater and economist we currently have occupying the presidency.
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Trump raises tariffs on Canada 10% after Reagan ad airs during World Series
President Donald Trump announced he's adding an extra 10% tariff on Canadian imports over a negative TV advertisement featuring a speech by President Ronald Reagan.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Increasing tariffs isn't enough. Trump needs to exhume Ronald Reagan's corpse, prop it up, and debate it on live television. Only then will people see for themselves what a masterful debater and economist we currently have occupying the presidency.
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I saw Trump's little AI-generated King-Trump-dumping-feces video and regretted that Sigmund Freud is unavailable when we need him.
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I saw Trump's little AI-generated King-Trump-dumping-feces video and regretted that Sigmund Freud is unavailable when we need him.
I wonder if Kristi Noem will have a big ICE presence at the World Series? If the Blue Jays win the series, how warmly will Trump greet them at the White House?
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I wonder if Kristi Noem will have a big ICE presence at the World Series? If the Blue Jays win the series, how warmly will Trump greet them at the White House?
A flag-waving blue elephant, not to be confused with a RINO, marched in San Jose against kings and tyrants.
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A flag-waving blue elephant, not to be confused with a RINO, marched in San Jose against kings and tyrants.
No Kings in San Jose, CA, but a frog prince brought the kiss of death to rigid cultural iconography.
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
No Kings in San Jose, CA, but a frog prince brought the kiss of death to rigid cultural iconography.
Members of the order Anura, not inured to encroaching authoritarianism, stand tall against kings and the enuretic Mike Johnson who is soaking in his own alarmist lies.
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Members of the order Anura, not inured to encroaching authoritarianism, stand tall against kings and the enuretic Mike Johnson who is soaking in his own alarmist lies.
This very tall ghoul brandishing a sign reading "Hate won't make America great" came over after I took this picture, gave me a very warm & gentle hug, & thanked me for coming to the march today.
Out-of-control demonstrators, making contact with strangers to realize their "love, not hate" agenda.
Out-of-control demonstrators, making contact with strangers to realize their "love, not hate" agenda.
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This very tall ghoul brandishing a sign reading "Hate won't make America great" came over after I took this picture, gave me a very warm & gentle hug, & thanked me for coming to the march today.
Out-of-control demonstrators, making contact with strangers to realize their "love, not hate" agenda.
Out-of-control demonstrators, making contact with strangers to realize their "love, not hate" agenda.
Returning to the park after failing to attempt burning down San Jose City Hall or even one of the many U.S. flags carried by demonstrators, No Kings marchers pause their chaotic rampage at the crosswalk, waiting for the signal to walk.
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Returning to the park after failing to attempt burning down San Jose City Hall or even one of the many U.S. flags carried by demonstrators, No Kings marchers pause their chaotic rampage at the crosswalk, waiting for the signal to walk.
A bespectacled Sasquatch appeared at the San Jose, CA No Kings march. Sasquatch can clearly see that kings and tyrants are antithetical to democracy.
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A bespectacled Sasquatch appeared at the San Jose, CA No Kings march. Sasquatch can clearly see that kings and tyrants are antithetical to democracy.
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How easy is it to distract me? The announcer tells me that the pitcher just threw a four-seam fastball, and my mind objects because it's all one continuous seam.
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How easy is it to distract me? The announcer tells me that the pitcher just threw a four-seam fastball, and my mind objects because it's all one continuous seam.
Currently, Oklahoman ranks 49th in healthcare. This is horrible for the residents of the state.
24. OOOOOOOOKLAHOMA: ~300,000 ACA enrollees
Avg gross rate change: +25.2% (preliminary)
Avg gross 2026 premium: $771/mo
NET 2026 increase for 64-yr old couple earning $90K/yr if enhanced tax credits expire: +313%
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Avg gross rate change: +25.2% (preliminary)
Avg gross 2026 premium: $771/mo
NET 2026 increase for 64-yr old couple earning $90K/yr if enhanced tax credits expire: +313%
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October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Currently, Oklahoman ranks 49th in healthcare. This is horrible for the residents of the state.
Trump's granddaughter, Kai Trump, is selling $130 sweatshirts from the Washington, D.C. Tesla sales lot.
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Trump's granddaughter, Kai Trump, is selling $130 sweatshirts from the Washington, D.C. Tesla sales lot.
Just tell me what to avoid during pregnancy that would protect a child from RFKJrism, DJTrumpism, or similar conditions.
September 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just tell me what to avoid during pregnancy that would protect a child from RFKJrism, DJTrumpism, or similar conditions.
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Cardinal Dolan said Charlie Kirk was a modern-day Saint Paul and I was mad at first but then I realized it's true. Kirk took the loving message of Jesus and ossified it into self-serving empire-building and weird sexual hangups.
September 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cardinal Dolan said Charlie Kirk was a modern-day Saint Paul and I was mad at first but then I realized it's true. Kirk took the loving message of Jesus and ossified it into self-serving empire-building and weird sexual hangups.
A suggestion: Cancel the pending fundraiser and sell lottery tickets to The Bob Iger Roast for Free Speech. The winner gets to ignite the fire.
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Bob Iger’s Wife, Willow Bay, May Have to Move Her Free Speech Fundraiser
A fundraiser for Willow Bay's International Women's Media Foundation, planned to take place at the power couple's Brentwood home next month, may have to relocate after her husband yanks Jimmy Kimmel o...
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September 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A suggestion: Cancel the pending fundraiser and sell lottery tickets to The Bob Iger Roast for Free Speech. The winner gets to ignite the fire.
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I'm escaping tomorrow to the Downton Abbey movie. I hear that the Crawleys sell their estate, liquidate their assets, and distribute the money to their overworked, undercompensated, and now unemployed servants to help them get through the Depression now that their careers are obsolete.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm escaping tomorrow to the Downton Abbey movie. I hear that the Crawleys sell their estate, liquidate their assets, and distribute the money to their overworked, undercompensated, and now unemployed servants to help them get through the Depression now that their careers are obsolete.