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@clempty.bsky.social
· Jul 21
clem / clement
36
taken
bi
london
catdad x 3
170bpm
drink?
36
taken
bi
london
catdad x 3
170bpm
drink?
2025 you were... mid. Some great moments
Ultimately mid
2026 - year of going off radar and building an empire
See most of yall for Megaplex
Be good be safe fuckos
Ultimately mid
2026 - year of going off radar and building an empire
See most of yall for Megaplex
Be good be safe fuckos
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
2025 you were... mid. Some great moments
Ultimately mid
2026 - year of going off radar and building an empire
See most of yall for Megaplex
Be good be safe fuckos
Ultimately mid
2026 - year of going off radar and building an empire
See most of yall for Megaplex
Be good be safe fuckos
Its nearly 2026 and Microsoft still apply the tiniest fucking file size limit to email attachments what is this
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Its nearly 2026 and Microsoft still apply the tiniest fucking file size limit to email attachments what is this
4th RMA for sennys back in my ears
The sound is unreal
The fit is unreal
The battery is amazing
The connectivity is unmatched
But fuck you to fuck senny if this pair fails too I gotta go elsewhere I cant keep fucking doing this
LOVE ME AND STAY DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE
The sound is unreal
The fit is unreal
The battery is amazing
The connectivity is unmatched
But fuck you to fuck senny if this pair fails too I gotta go elsewhere I cant keep fucking doing this
LOVE ME AND STAY DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
4th RMA for sennys back in my ears
The sound is unreal
The fit is unreal
The battery is amazing
The connectivity is unmatched
But fuck you to fuck senny if this pair fails too I gotta go elsewhere I cant keep fucking doing this
LOVE ME AND STAY DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE
The sound is unreal
The fit is unreal
The battery is amazing
The connectivity is unmatched
But fuck you to fuck senny if this pair fails too I gotta go elsewhere I cant keep fucking doing this
LOVE ME AND STAY DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE
Hes just so fucking good
In just the short time he gets he answers directly, no detractions no deflecting
He gives a shit
He cares
And he does it all smiling
Make this the future throughout
In just the short time he gets he answers directly, no detractions no deflecting
He gives a shit
He cares
And he does it all smiling
Make this the future throughout
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hes just so fucking good
In just the short time he gets he answers directly, no detractions no deflecting
He gives a shit
He cares
And he does it all smiling
Make this the future throughout
In just the short time he gets he answers directly, no detractions no deflecting
He gives a shit
He cares
And he does it all smiling
Make this the future throughout
Sorry to everyone not 5ft 5 and under who will never truly experience size difference on our level git gud
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sorry to everyone not 5ft 5 and under who will never truly experience size difference on our level git gud
OK fuck im done for today we got a lot done how the fuck do you even get a deal reg on the 30th of fucking December jfc bye
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
OK fuck im done for today we got a lot done how the fuck do you even get a deal reg on the 30th of fucking December jfc bye
Horny furry visiting begging to meet
"Can't sorry, got a lot on at work"
They delete the telegram message, remove me off barq and delete the chats
2 hours later
*same fucking dude liked your profile*
Mate
MAAATE
Go have a fuckin wank
Lmfao
"Can't sorry, got a lot on at work"
They delete the telegram message, remove me off barq and delete the chats
2 hours later
*same fucking dude liked your profile*
Mate
MAAATE
Go have a fuckin wank
Lmfao
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Horny furry visiting begging to meet
"Can't sorry, got a lot on at work"
They delete the telegram message, remove me off barq and delete the chats
2 hours later
*same fucking dude liked your profile*
Mate
MAAATE
Go have a fuckin wank
Lmfao
"Can't sorry, got a lot on at work"
They delete the telegram message, remove me off barq and delete the chats
2 hours later
*same fucking dude liked your profile*
Mate
MAAATE
Go have a fuckin wank
Lmfao
Oh lord knowing I get to MILK Microsoft in 2026 is doing things to me
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh lord knowing I get to MILK Microsoft in 2026 is doing things to me
Ive caught my hand between my chair and desk so often at this point that im gonna use that exclusively as the necessity for ADD meds at my next fuckin appointment
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ive caught my hand between my chair and desk so often at this point that im gonna use that exclusively as the necessity for ADD meds at my next fuckin appointment
3500 warm contacts ?
Yes?
YES?
thank you very fucking much
Yes?
YES?
thank you very fucking much
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
3500 warm contacts ?
Yes?
YES?
thank you very fucking much
Yes?
YES?
thank you very fucking much
Working sick fucking sucks and im gonna sleep through new year
My only resolution is dial shit to 11 in 26
Plus a small private personal goal
My only resolution is dial shit to 11 in 26
Plus a small private personal goal
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Working sick fucking sucks and im gonna sleep through new year
My only resolution is dial shit to 11 in 26
Plus a small private personal goal
My only resolution is dial shit to 11 in 26
Plus a small private personal goal
Welp
I aint going out for NY feeling like this
Never had a head so blocked that it fucks my hearing up
Bed
BED
I aint going out for NY feeling like this
Never had a head so blocked that it fucks my hearing up
Bed
BED
Thank fuck my body was kind enough to get sick directly after boxing day and not during
Feel like fuckin death
Feel like fuckin death
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Welp
I aint going out for NY feeling like this
Never had a head so blocked that it fucks my hearing up
Bed
BED
I aint going out for NY feeling like this
Never had a head so blocked that it fucks my hearing up
Bed
BED
Thank fuck my body was kind enough to get sick directly after boxing day and not during
Feel like fuckin death
Feel like fuckin death
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thank fuck my body was kind enough to get sick directly after boxing day and not during
Feel like fuckin death
Feel like fuckin death
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Blessed to have spent Christmas eve, Christmas and Boxing Day with a pro-level cocktail crafter, one of the best Christmas dinners I've ever had courtesy of @clempty.bsky.social (with @farmpup.bsky.social making some incredible yorkshires), TWO charcuterie boards & a park walk with mulled wine
Xmas tipples of choice this year were:
Chocolate Orange Negroni
Gingerbread White Russian
Chocolate Orange Negroni
Gingerbread White Russian
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Blessed to have spent Christmas eve, Christmas and Boxing Day with a pro-level cocktail crafter, one of the best Christmas dinners I've ever had courtesy of @clempty.bsky.social (with @farmpup.bsky.social making some incredible yorkshires), TWO charcuterie boards & a park walk with mulled wine
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
Ghee roast potatoes this year
Step 1;
Infuse the ghee
Step 1;
Infuse the ghee
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ghee roast potatoes this year
Step 1;
Infuse the ghee
Step 1;
Infuse the ghee
QZB arent fucking real
How do you do this!?!
HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THIS?!
How do you do this!?!
HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THIS?!
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
QZB arent fucking real
How do you do this!?!
HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THIS?!
How do you do this!?!
HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THIS?!
Reposted by clemn't (hiatus)
Reposted by clemn't (hiatus)
After 4 months of work , just received my first ever PO
Single largest between this and our sister company and largest our vendor has ever received
Fucking
Happy friday
Single largest between this and our sister company and largest our vendor has ever received
Fucking
Happy friday
Aaand then 2 hugely positive things happen
Fuckin good way to wrap up the week
Fuckin good way to wrap up the week
Router down for almost 5 hours, earbud breaks, data a partner sent wont open and theyre off until New Year, PC keeps fuckin restarting without warning
Urgh
Urgh
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
After 4 months of work , just received my first ever PO
Single largest between this and our sister company and largest our vendor has ever received
Fucking
Happy friday
Single largest between this and our sister company and largest our vendor has ever received
Fucking
Happy friday
Aaand then 2 hugely positive things happen
Fuckin good way to wrap up the week
Fuckin good way to wrap up the week
Router down for almost 5 hours, earbud breaks, data a partner sent wont open and theyre off until New Year, PC keeps fuckin restarting without warning
Urgh
Urgh
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Aaand then 2 hugely positive things happen
Fuckin good way to wrap up the week
Fuckin good way to wrap up the week
Router down for almost 5 hours, earbud breaks, data a partner sent wont open and theyre off until New Year, PC keeps fuckin restarting without warning
Urgh
Urgh
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Router down for almost 5 hours, earbud breaks, data a partner sent wont open and theyre off until New Year, PC keeps fuckin restarting without warning
Urgh
Urgh
Whys it always the furries with a shit sona, and "FUTURE XXXXX SUITER, SINGLE AND WOULD LOVE A BF BUT I NEVER GET INVITED TO PARTIES IDK WHY COS IM A NICE GUY ALSO I HATE PEOPLE HAVING SEX BUT IM DESPERATE MYSELF COS I ALWAYS REPOST ESOTERIC HARDCORE PORN AND COMPLAIN ABOUT POPULAR PEOPLE BUT
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Whys it always the furries with a shit sona, and "FUTURE XXXXX SUITER, SINGLE AND WOULD LOVE A BF BUT I NEVER GET INVITED TO PARTIES IDK WHY COS IM A NICE GUY ALSO I HATE PEOPLE HAVING SEX BUT IM DESPERATE MYSELF COS I ALWAYS REPOST ESOTERIC HARDCORE PORN AND COMPLAIN ABOUT POPULAR PEOPLE BUT
And furries will still find an excuse to stay on there
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
And furries will still find an excuse to stay on there