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clemn't (hiatus)
@clempty.bsky.social
· Jul 21
clem / clement
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taken
bi
london
catdad x 3
170bpm
drink?
36
taken
bi
london
catdad x 3
170bpm
drink?
Pinched nerve in my fuckin neck / shoulder came on last night so guess ive got a week of being half immobile and sporadic headaches
Cool
Cool
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pinched nerve in my fuckin neck / shoulder came on last night so guess ive got a week of being half immobile and sporadic headaches
Cool
Cool
Good morning and:
People are allowed to not like you
People are allowed to not be sexually attracted to you
People are allowed to have private lives
People are allowed to tell you to fuck off if you overstep
People are allowed to exist without interruption
People are allowed to ignore you
People are allowed to not like you
People are allowed to not be sexually attracted to you
People are allowed to have private lives
People are allowed to tell you to fuck off if you overstep
People are allowed to exist without interruption
People are allowed to ignore you
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Good morning and:
People are allowed to not like you
People are allowed to not be sexually attracted to you
People are allowed to have private lives
People are allowed to tell you to fuck off if you overstep
People are allowed to exist without interruption
People are allowed to ignore you
People are allowed to not like you
People are allowed to not be sexually attracted to you
People are allowed to have private lives
People are allowed to tell you to fuck off if you overstep
People are allowed to exist without interruption
People are allowed to ignore you
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Oh we getting cold cold next week huh?
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Oh we getting cold cold next week huh?
Woken at 5am from a fucking mozzy
Decided to do work
Im too fucking excited for what's to come but need it to come sooner
Decided to do work
Im too fucking excited for what's to come but need it to come sooner
November 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Woken at 5am from a fucking mozzy
Decided to do work
Im too fucking excited for what's to come but need it to come sooner
Decided to do work
Im too fucking excited for what's to come but need it to come sooner
If youre curious about someone's age in their bio or tg and they dont show it then look for the following keywords:
"Stoner"
"420"
"I dont bite..much"
"Gay af"
"Future *X* suiter*
'Aspiring streamer"
"Youtuber"
And you can guarantee theyre under 25 at least
"Stoner"
"420"
"I dont bite..much"
"Gay af"
"Future *X* suiter*
'Aspiring streamer"
"Youtuber"
And you can guarantee theyre under 25 at least
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If youre curious about someone's age in their bio or tg and they dont show it then look for the following keywords:
"Stoner"
"420"
"I dont bite..much"
"Gay af"
"Future *X* suiter*
'Aspiring streamer"
"Youtuber"
And you can guarantee theyre under 25 at least
"Stoner"
"420"
"I dont bite..much"
"Gay af"
"Future *X* suiter*
'Aspiring streamer"
"Youtuber"
And you can guarantee theyre under 25 at least
Holy fucking shit the goddamn exclusivity contract for a solution we just signed
this may be my opus
this may be my opus
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Holy fucking shit the goddamn exclusivity contract for a solution we just signed
this may be my opus
this may be my opus
Amoss is such a fuckin beast
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Amoss is such a fuckin beast
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How tf did i wind up doing this lmao
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How tf did i wind up doing this lmao
Ive had 8 of these sugary cocktails and 5 pints and ive got a meeting at 8am so wish me luck im going to feel like reheated dogshit tomorrow
BYE
BYE
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ive had 8 of these sugary cocktails and 5 pints and ive got a meeting at 8am so wish me luck im going to feel like reheated dogshit tomorrow
BYE
BYE
No magic involved i just turned to this guy in front of his colleagues and asked "so where's your invisible fucking PO you begged for a discount on?"
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
And we just locked in £16k from another deal. Pushed the consultant to close it. We got it.
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
No magic involved i just turned to this guy in front of his colleagues and asked "so where's your invisible fucking PO you begged for a discount on?"
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
He gets big man syndrome, calls the client and look at that
Result
Fucking salespeople man
And we just locked in £16k from another deal. Pushed the consultant to close it. We got it.
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And we just locked in £16k from another deal. Pushed the consultant to close it. We got it.
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Fuck sake I really gotta remember how important face to face can be
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Rocked up like this
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Don't need a suit if you know your shit and can make a client wet over commercials
Cheers
(£0 spent cos networking lmao)
Fucking.... wow
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Fuckin
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fucking.... wow
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Damn
Fuck
And fuck
Ive got some pipeline here
Fuckin
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Fuckin
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
Getting ready to go late at work
Get a message asking me to go for a drink
Nah fam
"I have a shit hot client I'm meeting they want to hear about 2 of your vendors"
Guess we're going for a pint then
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I had a scratch right in the middle of my last samsung phone the slightly curved and I have the EXACT same one same place on my new one
The fuck am I doing
The fuck am I doing
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I had a scratch right in the middle of my last samsung phone the slightly curved and I have the EXACT same one same place on my new one
The fuck am I doing
The fuck am I doing
9am meeting done
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
9am meeting done
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
Smashed
New partner signed up
Boom
Having to give a 35 minute pitch while this is still raging was not the one
Why are migraines
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Having to give a 35 minute pitch while this is still raging was not the one
Why are migraines
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Why are migraines
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my cat likes to sit up on my shoulders like this while i draw
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my cat likes to sit up on my shoulders like this while i draw
Oh my fuckin word
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh my fuckin word
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February 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM