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Baking biscuits at https://biscuitsec.org, Human of Puna. SWE @ datadog
Trying statichost.eu

I like the value proposition, but the UI is a bit rough.
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February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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They are kidnapping people and shuttling them into measles-infested concentration camps across the country, citing 20 year old weed possession charges.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
big big mood
Happy birthday, Chuck.

Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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I think it’s clear that generative AI is on balance much worse for the world than either of those things, but it doesn’t help anything to pretend that it’s the same kind of nonsense.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Retailleau démission.

Et retire ta candidature
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Treating objects as people used to be fun and quirky.

Now it's gross.

Shipping tons of work at once and then being mentally drained was our hyperfocus. Now it's gross vibe coding.

Stop this at once.
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Comment ?! Les gens d'extrême droite sont toustes des menteureuses ?!!????
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
ClémentD-approved
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Neurotypicals Ruin Everything Around Me
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Un des trucs qui me crispent dans les périodes où des grosses affaires de pédocriminalité sont sur le devant de la scène c'est le fait qu'absolument tout le monde utilise le terme pédophilie dans tous les sens alors que ça fait quand même longtemps pour qu'on milite pour qu'on dise pédocriminalité.
February 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Ça devrait ne te prendre que quelques mois.
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Ah oui du coup il ne te reste pas grand chose.

Ce que je te conseille c'est d'écouter l'intégralité de la discographie de King Gizzard, en commençant par "flying microtonal banana", "KG" et "LW", le tout en remettant rattlesnake entre chaque morceau.
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Des Canadiens francophones déguisés qui jouent de la musique microtonale inspirée par King Gizzard
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Je vous ai parlé d'Angine de Poitrine ?
Mata Zyklek — Angine de Poitrine open.qobuz.com/track/367492...

The opening riff is very KGLW-y. Then it becomes something else.
Open Qobuz
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February 12, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Mata Zyklek — Angine de Poitrine open.qobuz.com/track/367492...

The opening riff is very KGLW-y. Then it becomes something else.
Open Qobuz
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February 12, 2026 at 10:21 AM
je vous ai parlé d'Angine de Poitrine ?
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Now playing Fabienk — Angine de Poitrine open.qobuz.com/track/384601...
Open Qobuz
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February 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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La destruction effrénée du droit d'asile en quelques années, il faut vraiment réaliser à quel point c'est la perte d'une des rares belles avancées humanistes, concrètes, post 45.

Personne ne le réalise ou presque mais ça c'est le vrai ensauvagement. Le monde est juste moins civilisé.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
What's a good base ocaml docker image these days?
February 12, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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Ce n'est pas la colonisation qui a construit des routes, des écoles et des hôpitaux dans les territoires colonisés. Ce sont les impôts et le travail des populations colonisées, elles-mêmes, qui ont financé ces infrastructures.
Non, les Français n'ont pas payé la colonisation
Ce n'est pas la colonisation qui a construit des routes, des écoles et des hôpitaux dans les territoires colonisés. Ce sont les impôts et le travail des populations colonisées, elles-mêmes, qui ont fi...
www.radiofrance.fr
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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A person with a thousand hours into Dark Souls, handling bosses with an ease and fluency they could not have at the very beginning.

A person doing a complex programming task, handling abstractions they could barely keep in their head at once earlier.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"Holy shit, look at me, I'm doing something that just a year or so ago I found really hard and stressful and confusing, but it's second nature now."

Generative AI deliberately removes this, entirely, from learning.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ah oui la police criminelle je connais
February 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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hey uhhh. I got fired yesterday. if anyone has rust positions in the Netherlands let me know!
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Yup
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM