Clement Coleman
@clementcoleman.bsky.social
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…for life
…for life
Yes
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yes
You can’t even improperly handle documents related to an improper investigation anymore. I thought this was America.
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
Justice Department review found Trump ally Ed Martin improperly leaked grand jury material in probe of president’s foes | CNN Politics
A Justice Department review found that Ed Martin improperly handled grand jury materials that were part of an investigation targeting Donald Trump’s political enemies, at least two sources familiar wi...
www.cnn.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
You can’t even improperly handle documents related to an improper investigation anymore. I thought this was America.
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
Gotta stop these monsters
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Gotta stop these monsters
Thomas Kincaide worked for Ralph Bakshi in our timeline wtf
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Thomas Kincaide worked for Ralph Bakshi in our timeline wtf
Forgot that Jack Parsons shows up in this one. Great thing about these books is that they change. Vol 3 starts in 1000 AD and introduces the lie of Charlemagne and young Doc Hynes as well. Also scary in today’s climate with history being warped by evil fucks
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Forgot that Jack Parsons shows up in this one. Great thing about these books is that they change. Vol 3 starts in 1000 AD and introduces the lie of Charlemagne and young Doc Hynes as well. Also scary in today’s climate with history being warped by evil fucks
Picture of. House divided
There is evil and then there is this
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Picture of. House divided
Don’t call it a sick day, call it a fort day
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Don’t call it a sick day, call it a fort day
www.jezebel.com/agriculture-... someone needs to tell Brooke to put a sock in it—or perhaps a piece of broccoli
Agriculture Secretary Updates Depressing $3 Meal; Suggests Even Adding a Baked Potato!
“A really big piece of chicken,” Brooke Rollins explained, was what she meant last week, after she was endlessly mocked for the depressing meal suggestion.
www.jezebel.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
www.jezebel.com/agriculture-... someone needs to tell Brooke to put a sock in it—or perhaps a piece of broccoli
Merry Christmas you heathens!
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Merry Christmas you heathens!
Clean that kitten
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Clean that kitten
Flop Scene with Rosie, Posey and June Carter Cat
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Flop Scene with Rosie, Posey and June Carter Cat
Joe Hill’s King Sorrow: the second best dragon book I’ve ever read and the most fun I’ve had reading in years. Epic! And now I don’t know what to do with my life…
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Joe Hill’s King Sorrow: the second best dragon book I’ve ever read and the most fun I’ve had reading in years. Epic! And now I don’t know what to do with my life…
Beazie beholds the clouds of the Finger Lakes
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Beazie beholds the clouds of the Finger Lakes
I’ve long hated the dirty martini, aka the $15 glass of chilled olive brine. Thanks @jayasaxena.com
Here I am in Slate, bravely coming out in favor of sweet, wet martinis (they gave this a more dramatic headline than intended but I stand by my feelings) slate.com/life/2025/10...
One of the Greatest Cocktails Has Been Ruined by a Nasty Trend. But There’s Hope on the Horizon.
The era of bracing bravado is coming to an end.
slate.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’ve long hated the dirty martini, aka the $15 glass of chilled olive brine. Thanks @jayasaxena.com
What Bible are these motherfuckers even reading?
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What Bible are these motherfuckers even reading?
This letter from Verlaine to Rimbaud—
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This letter from Verlaine to Rimbaud—
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
I don't know if you'll still be in London when you get this. But I have to tell you that you must, thoroughly understand, finally, that I absolutely had to leave, that this life of violence, full of scenes with no motive but your imagination
President Bone Spurs and the Department of War
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
President Bone Spurs and the Department of War
I wish #PopeFrancis had stacked the Supreme Court too
May 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I wish #PopeFrancis had stacked the Supreme Court too
Little pig man
April 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Little pig man
Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!
March 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Reposted by Clement Coleman
Can’t stop thinking about all the people who’ve lost their jobs. Losing your job in this country, it’s like annihilation—not least because it usually means losing health care, too. And for so many people, their entire sector has been eviscerated. I wouldn’t be able to feed my kids. It’s terrifying.
March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can’t stop thinking about all the people who’ve lost their jobs. Losing your job in this country, it’s like annihilation—not least because it usually means losing health care, too. And for so many people, their entire sector has been eviscerated. I wouldn’t be able to feed my kids. It’s terrifying.
Hurting people was never cool
March 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hurting people was never cool
Something that is pretty clear to me is that DOGE has accidentally wiped out a bunch of FOIA guidance because it would have the word “privilege” in it
March 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
