Clement Coleman
@clementcoleman.bsky.social
Writing, cooking & music
…for life
…for life
I think it worked for him yesterday
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think it worked for him yesterday
I am so excited to read this ever since I heard you read the one about hospital pants! Reminded me of being used to hold down a used mattress my dad had scored from a friend as we drove up the Schuylkill expressway in ‘82. Took 2 of us, my step sister and me in the bed of somebody’s pickup truck
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am so excited to read this ever since I heard you read the one about hospital pants! Reminded me of being used to hold down a used mattress my dad had scored from a friend as we drove up the Schuylkill expressway in ‘82. Took 2 of us, my step sister and me in the bed of somebody’s pickup truck
Snowflake Participation Medal
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Snowflake Participation Medal
Thank you it’s nice to know where all my money is going next year
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Thank you it’s nice to know where all my money is going next year
Life in a Phillip K. Dick novel
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Life in a Phillip K. Dick novel
Everyone’s a critic
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Everyone’s a critic
Mike Johnson is Trump’s Beta Blocker
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mike Johnson is Trump’s Beta Blocker
The price of Gen X nostalgia lols
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The price of Gen X nostalgia lols
This is the best flash (non) fiction I’ve read in a while!
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is the best flash (non) fiction I’ve read in a while!
It’s like a Russian nesting bus
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s like a Russian nesting bus
That mug is amazing
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That mug is amazing
Sir, this is not Twitter
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sir, this is not Twitter
Whore, or what?
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Whore, or what?
At least she’s admitting the blood thing
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
At least she’s admitting the blood thing
everybody’s happy nowadays
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
everybody’s happy nowadays
A woman who would fxck Stephen Miller
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A woman who would fxck Stephen Miller
If only there were a book of recipes out there
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If only there were a book of recipes out there
Cue banjo, fiddle, and Peter Coyote’s narrative tone
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Cue banjo, fiddle, and Peter Coyote’s narrative tone
Keep in mind if I’m not funny I flip burgers for a living
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Keep in mind if I’m not funny I flip burgers for a living
An analogy would be if you said that you heard a rattle in your car’s engine, I suggested you wear ear muffs.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
An analogy would be if you said that you heard a rattle in your car’s engine, I suggested you wear ear muffs.
Yes of course! In the shower you realized something in your wip that will now require a great deal of work to resolve/solve. My (not very funny) joke was to suggest that in order to avoid such labors, stay away from the shower.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes of course! In the shower you realized something in your wip that will now require a great deal of work to resolve/solve. My (not very funny) joke was to suggest that in order to avoid such labors, stay away from the shower.
Just a joke to say keep obliviously plodding forward on WIP, obviously not a good idea for hygiene or creative success
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just a joke to say keep obliviously plodding forward on WIP, obviously not a good idea for hygiene or creative success
Stay away from showers!
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Stay away from showers!
Just knowing that someone somewhere is watching uncut gems gives me a great deal of anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just knowing that someone somewhere is watching uncut gems gives me a great deal of anxiety