Niamh
@cleanandpretty.bsky.social
I like elves who commit war crimes 🧡
Find me @everythingnumbs on tumblr and AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/everythingnumbs/works
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Niamh
@cleanandpretty.bsky.social
· Mar 15
Niamh’s fic list
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hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling
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Sons of Fëanor
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sons of Fëanor
One of the only lectures I remember clearly from my first year of uni is the one that ended with the professor setting up an incest plot scenario and letting the class react to the concept in real time and truly I have no idea what that had to do with first year psych stats but it *was* fun
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
One of the only lectures I remember clearly from my first year of uni is the one that ended with the professor setting up an incest plot scenario and letting the class react to the concept in real time and truly I have no idea what that had to do with first year psych stats but it *was* fun
Seeing a lot of “well it was obviously fake from the start” posts on twitter about Jamaican masterpiece and like sure but also my uncle once introduced us to his new wife none of us even knew he had at my nana’s 80th birthday party. She was a self proclaimed voodoo priestess with ‘dancing hair’.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Seeing a lot of “well it was obviously fake from the start” posts on twitter about Jamaican masterpiece and like sure but also my uncle once introduced us to his new wife none of us even knew he had at my nana’s 80th birthday party. She was a self proclaimed voodoo priestess with ‘dancing hair’.
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Like just about everything about her is almost dark here. Even the makeup they've used on her, especially around her eyes.
Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch
Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Like just about everything about her is almost dark here. Even the makeup they've used on her, especially around her eyes.
Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch
Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch
One thing about me is the second I hear someone I live with have a bad time (eg: drop something, hit their toe, some nebulous cry of “fuck!”) my entire body will seize up with fear ✌🏻
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One thing about me is the second I hear someone I live with have a bad time (eg: drop something, hit their toe, some nebulous cry of “fuck!”) my entire body will seize up with fear ✌🏻
Me when there’s randomly a new 8k Maedhros/Sauron fic in the tag on AO3
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me when there’s randomly a new 8k Maedhros/Sauron fic in the tag on AO3
Love watching (assumedly newer) tumblr users play the “which characters from X media you are morally allowed to thirst over” for every new thing that comes out like that website wasn’t full in on wanting to fuck Eddie Gluskin from outlast in 2013
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Love watching (assumedly newer) tumblr users play the “which characters from X media you are morally allowed to thirst over” for every new thing that comes out like that website wasn’t full in on wanting to fuck Eddie Gluskin from outlast in 2013
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1.1: "Home" for #TROPrewatch + #TROPreforged
One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨
The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀
One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨
The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
1.1: "Home" for #TROPrewatch + #TROPreforged
One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨
The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀
One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨
The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀
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Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.
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freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
Reminded of the line “there is no prize to perfection, only an end of pursuit” by a tiktok edit and I will be storing that one away for fanfic purposes
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reminded of the line “there is no prize to perfection, only an end of pursuit” by a tiktok edit and I will be storing that one away for fanfic purposes
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“Melkor ever marred or undid the works of Aule, and Aule grew weary in repairing the tumults and disorders of Melkor.”
Boy fuckin howdy didn’t he just
Boy fuckin howdy didn’t he just
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Melkor ever marred or undid the works of Aule, and Aule grew weary in repairing the tumults and disorders of Melkor.”
Boy fuckin howdy didn’t he just
Boy fuckin howdy didn’t he just
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idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
Versions of Robin Hood involving prince John as the big bad vs the sheriff of Nottingham are so funny to me - like ones going “here is the traitorous younger brother to the king” while the other just introduces you to the WORST guy in local politics
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Versions of Robin Hood involving prince John as the big bad vs the sheriff of Nottingham are so funny to me - like ones going “here is the traitorous younger brother to the king” while the other just introduces you to the WORST guy in local politics
Fingon has the energy of a guy that used to bite people as a child
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fingon has the energy of a guy that used to bite people as a child
Controversial opinion but frankly I don’t think the ASOIAF people are writing *enough* fucked up incest fan fiction
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Controversial opinion but frankly I don’t think the ASOIAF people are writing *enough* fucked up incest fan fiction
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melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
Everytime I mention “my half siblings” or “my fathers kids” I do fear that I am embodying the spirit of Feanor in some ominous way
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Everytime I mention “my half siblings” or “my fathers kids” I do fear that I am embodying the spirit of Feanor in some ominous way
Finally back on my bullshit and reading after a long month or so of adapting to medication - a solid book that (to me) managed gritty and political without going as full grimdark as I thought it would
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Finally back on my bullshit and reading after a long month or so of adapting to medication - a solid book that (to me) managed gritty and political without going as full grimdark as I thought it would
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Arwen Undómiel - out hunting😌
#tolkien #jrrtolkien #lotr #lordoftherings #arwen #arwenundomiel #tolkienart #lotrart #lordoftheringsart #tolkienfanart #lotrfanart #lordoftheringsfanart #fantasy #elves
#tolkien #jrrtolkien #lotr #lordoftherings #arwen #arwenundomiel #tolkienart #lotrart #lordoftheringsart #tolkienfanart #lotrfanart #lordoftheringsfanart #fantasy #elves
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Arwen Undómiel - out hunting😌
#tolkien #jrrtolkien #lotr #lordoftherings #arwen #arwenundomiel #tolkienart #lotrart #lordoftheringsart #tolkienfanart #lotrfanart #lordoftheringsfanart #fantasy #elves
#tolkien #jrrtolkien #lotr #lordoftherings #arwen #arwenundomiel #tolkienart #lotrart #lordoftheringsart #tolkienfanart #lotrfanart #lordoftheringsfanart #fantasy #elves
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RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.
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definitely not sauron, just a cool guy that wants to help you #annatar #silmarillion
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
definitely not sauron, just a cool guy that wants to help you #annatar #silmarillion