“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

Instead of shutting down the electricity going to the US, Canada should instead flick it off and on a couple times every day.

All members of Congress swore allegiance to the Constitution. They didn't ask just Democrats to defend America against all enemies.

The house is on fire, y'all. I'll do everything I can to extinguish that flame, but I am begging my Republican colleagues to remember their oath.

Being in your 40s feels like having 40% battery left.

Sprint planning is fun and easy when you're the PM and the developer because I'm already used to lying to myself.

I’m not sure what was worse: that Merrick Garland couldn’t bring himself to prosecute Trump on his own and felt he had to bring in a special counsel as cover, or that he waited so long to do it that Smith never got Trump inside a courtroom.

History won’t be forgiving to Garland.

Phone calls: holding a tiny glass rectangle to your head while pretending this is a normal way to communicate.

I wrote about why phones are weird, anxiety-inducing, and just plain exhausting—and threw in some chaotic code to simulate what it feels like in my head. Check it out 👇

Ever had something taken over by someone else, and somehow you were left holding the blame? Ever felt unseen, overshadowed, or punished for things beyond your control? Yeah, me too.

This is a letter to the upset kid who was forced to follow others but was left holding the blame, alone.

I think my villain origin story began when we were told, while our graduating class was technically the first class of the new millennium, everyone was going to give that honor to the class of 2000 because math hard. Bonus villainy for being told to get over it and stop being "difficult".

Oh, so we're at the point in parenthood where they really DO stay up until midnight.

You will be visited by three spirits

Millennials love Clippy because he was just a happy little guy, naively trying to help in a world that yelled at him just for being born. Little homie was our mascot and we didn't even know it.
(We don't talk about BonziBuddy.)

I have complex PTSD and struggled with articulating my thoughts, until I found AI's dogmatic approach to information. This is a big part of my mental health journey, and I just need to share my story, unapologetically, about how AI is an accessibility aid for thought. Please read and subscribe.

It started with a silly social media post and then turned into a whole essay. Publishing tomorrow after a chance to let it sleep.

Tetris is the perfect game because it appeals to humanity's innate desire to pack for vacation.

On Substack, I am exploring a significant childhood injury. If you have ever experienced the frustration of feeling unheard in your pain. If my words resonate with you or if you know someone who might benefit from this, I strongly encourage you to subscribe or share it. Thank you.