Carlton B Morgan
@clarkgwent.bsky.social
great pop things at g mail dot com and author of this humorous book about killing Margaret Thatcher by unorthodox means http://amazon.com/dp/B00NE5MDIK
Newport aka Gwent City Occupied Wales
https://carltonbmorgan.bandcamp.com/album/living-in-treachery
Newport aka Gwent City Occupied Wales
https://carltonbmorgan.bandcamp.com/album/living-in-treachery
#whyAIiscrap
"The lovely Samantha" most commonly refers to Samantha "Sam" Stewart (played by Honeysuckle Weeks), the bright, energetic driver in the British mystery series Foyle's War.
(I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue search)
"The lovely Samantha" most commonly refers to Samantha "Sam" Stewart (played by Honeysuckle Weeks), the bright, energetic driver in the British mystery series Foyle's War.
(I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue search)
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 AM
#whyAIiscrap
"The lovely Samantha" most commonly refers to Samantha "Sam" Stewart (played by Honeysuckle Weeks), the bright, energetic driver in the British mystery series Foyle's War.
(I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue search)
"The lovely Samantha" most commonly refers to Samantha "Sam" Stewart (played by Honeysuckle Weeks), the bright, energetic driver in the British mystery series Foyle's War.
(I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue search)
Plaid Cymru have taken Fishguard. Here it is in black and
white www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/2584442...
white www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/2584442...
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Plaid Cymru have taken Fishguard. Here it is in black and
white www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/2584442...
white www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/2584442...
If someone calls you pretentious for using the phrase ad hominem, and you then point out that too is an ad hominem, does it cause a black hole?
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If someone calls you pretentious for using the phrase ad hominem, and you then point out that too is an ad hominem, does it cause a black hole?
Reposted by Carlton B Morgan
There is no death for an otter, only life to the end.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
There is no death for an otter, only life to the end.
The Orange Utan
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The Orange Utan
One for Throbbing Gristle completists. There is a"sex comedy"(v little of either) called "Come Play with Me" on Together TV. I thought I recognised a cast member (I was wrong) but: Cosey Fanni Tutti Extra(uncredited)
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
One for Throbbing Gristle completists. There is a"sex comedy"(v little of either) called "Come Play with Me" on Together TV. I thought I recognised a cast member (I was wrong) but: Cosey Fanni Tutti Extra(uncredited)
What happens if you put "Fall 50 Year Old Man" in AI:
Fall fashion for a 50-year-old man in 2025 emphasizes comfortable, refined layering with classic pieces like merino wool sweaters, tailored denim, and structured jackets in earthy tones. Key looks combine versatile knitwear (ect ect chiz)
Fall fashion for a 50-year-old man in 2025 emphasizes comfortable, refined layering with classic pieces like merino wool sweaters, tailored denim, and structured jackets in earthy tones. Key looks combine versatile knitwear (ect ect chiz)
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What happens if you put "Fall 50 Year Old Man" in AI:
Fall fashion for a 50-year-old man in 2025 emphasizes comfortable, refined layering with classic pieces like merino wool sweaters, tailored denim, and structured jackets in earthy tones. Key looks combine versatile knitwear (ect ect chiz)
Fall fashion for a 50-year-old man in 2025 emphasizes comfortable, refined layering with classic pieces like merino wool sweaters, tailored denim, and structured jackets in earthy tones. Key looks combine versatile knitwear (ect ect chiz)
Reposted by Carlton B Morgan
If you want evidence that Laura Kuenssberg and Chris Mason are governed by personal bias and should be dismissed, just look at any of their latest reports and ask yourself if Brian Walden or David Frost would have done it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
If you want evidence that Laura Kuenssberg and Chris Mason are governed by personal bias and should be dismissed, just look at any of their latest reports and ask yourself if Brian Walden or David Frost would have done it.
See if they let Andrew marry Koo Stark, all of these shenanigans could have been avoided. It is a truth universally acknowledged that no one who's got their bristols out on screen may enter the house of Windsor.
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
See if they let Andrew marry Koo Stark, all of these shenanigans could have been avoided. It is a truth universally acknowledged that no one who's got their bristols out on screen may enter the house of Windsor.
So let me get this right. This Mandelson guy, enabler of a paedogeddon, he the same one who back in 2010 wanted draconian punishments for folks who shared a few tunes? In the words of Douglas Adams, I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
So let me get this right. This Mandelson guy, enabler of a paedogeddon, he the same one who back in 2010 wanted draconian punishments for folks who shared a few tunes? In the words of Douglas Adams, I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
Yet another apt 1988 Zappa quote:
"One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes. Apparently, only one sweet young thing. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen."
"One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes. Apparently, only one sweet young thing. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen."
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Yet another apt 1988 Zappa quote:
"One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes. Apparently, only one sweet young thing. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen."
"One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes. Apparently, only one sweet young thing. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen."
Reposted by Carlton B Morgan
Andy Edwards' impression of Syd turning up at the Wish You Were Here sessions:- "I've been reclusing" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Homv...
THE TEN MOST BORING BANDS ranked | WARNING-BORING VIDEO
YouTube video by Andy Edwards
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Andy Edwards' impression of Syd turning up at the Wish You Were Here sessions:- "I've been reclusing" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Homv...
Today I have been filling the gaps in my Man collection in Kriminal Records
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Today I have been filling the gaps in my Man collection in Kriminal Records
I get the feeling there is a knock knock joke herein somewhere
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I get the feeling there is a knock knock joke herein somewhere
The movie "Mercy" makes zero effing sense. People of a future with rampant AI blundering about like they don't know there's AI every blimmin where. Spurn it with your toe.
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The movie "Mercy" makes zero effing sense. People of a future with rampant AI blundering about like they don't know there's AI every blimmin where. Spurn it with your toe.
After watching a current horror movie, I began reflecting on those USA chat shows which showed clips of Jimmy Savile with big laffs at "them folks in the yoo-k didn't know this guy was a peddofile"
Who's crap at paedo spotting now?
Who's crap at paedo spotting now?
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 AM
After watching a current horror movie, I began reflecting on those USA chat shows which showed clips of Jimmy Savile with big laffs at "them folks in the yoo-k didn't know this guy was a peddofile"
Who's crap at paedo spotting now?
Who's crap at paedo spotting now?
Why was this sealed audiophile LP £2 in a chazza? Not that I'm complaining!
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Why was this sealed audiophile LP £2 in a chazza? Not that I'm complaining!
Good to see the great Lester Bowie referenced in today's Everyman crossword!
"What musician may take regularly: mike for musician(5)"
"What musician may take regularly: mike for musician(5)"
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Good to see the great Lester Bowie referenced in today's Everyman crossword!
"What musician may take regularly: mike for musician(5)"
"What musician may take regularly: mike for musician(5)"
Happy Ivor and The Captain Day!
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Happy Ivor and The Captain Day!
Just a reminder that tomorrow is Ivor and the Captain day, when I will be celebrating their birthday by listening to them all day on random shuffle via ear goggles.
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Just a reminder that tomorrow is Ivor and the Captain day, when I will be celebrating their birthday by listening to them all day on random shuffle via ear goggles.
I'm pretty sure this Dave Bowie/Riot Squad versh of "Waiting for my Man" that @stuartmaconie.bsky.social plays is stacked with mondegreens
January 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I'm pretty sure this Dave Bowie/Riot Squad versh of "Waiting for my Man" that @stuartmaconie.bsky.social plays is stacked with mondegreens
My 1st attempt at writing a song ever
"Erik Von Daniken was a kraut
Who wrote Was God an Astronaut
Also Chariot of the Gods
And they all believed it the stupid sods"
The Bank Clarks
(*actually he was Swiss but it didn't rhyme**)
(**it still doesn't)
"Erik Von Daniken was a kraut
Who wrote Was God an Astronaut
Also Chariot of the Gods
And they all believed it the stupid sods"
The Bank Clarks
(*actually he was Swiss but it didn't rhyme**)
(**it still doesn't)
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My 1st attempt at writing a song ever
"Erik Von Daniken was a kraut
Who wrote Was God an Astronaut
Also Chariot of the Gods
And they all believed it the stupid sods"
The Bank Clarks
(*actually he was Swiss but it didn't rhyme**)
(**it still doesn't)
"Erik Von Daniken was a kraut
Who wrote Was God an Astronaut
Also Chariot of the Gods
And they all believed it the stupid sods"
The Bank Clarks
(*actually he was Swiss but it didn't rhyme**)
(**it still doesn't)
Did they change it to Amber Snow Warning because the Zappa Family Trust threatened to sue?
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Did they change it to Amber Snow Warning because the Zappa Family Trust threatened to sue?
She's no more the Princess of Wales than I am. In fact, I am more entitled to identify as Princess of Wales than this Kate Middlebottom.
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
She's no more the Princess of Wales than I am. In fact, I am more entitled to identify as Princess of Wales than this Kate Middlebottom.