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I’ll be coming home, wait for me

Iowa City

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HALL AND OATES HAD THE FAKE PATOIS
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
🚨we have our first twenty dollar box Certified Heater🚨

www.discogs.com/release/1504...
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jim Reeves really wrote a song about calling and asking a lady to kick her boyfriend out so they can have phone sex
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
She Abraham Martin On My John Until My
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing this week
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
But maybe…?
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Don’t really tend to have the phone handy in those moments.
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2025 Bono is like
I want to sit
I want to abide
I want to build up some walls
And put Gazans inside
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
All those old stories about signing a contract with the devil in your own blood seem so simple and quaint now that we know you could just do a twirl in Roger Ailes’ office.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Rod Sullivan
does every city have their own curtis sliwa
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So my favorite spot has a deal where you can become part of their waste program and buy a crate of unsorted 45s for twenty bucks. So I’m going to make a beat tape using all of these.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Belinda Carlisle eat your heart out
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ve always said Tom Skerritt is the working man’s Paul Newman
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
lol my mom has complimented this twice tonight, “it’s got a little pizazz to it”
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
RIP to a real one

youtu.be/X58DGmZMMB4?...
Canção Postal
YouTube video by Lô Borges - Topic
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by clarence
Waking up to the news that a member of the Bush administration has died rather than see a Muslim elected Mayor of New York
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Long on signs, short on wonders
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There are secret teams of 1000x engineers inside every major AI firm working on “the piss problem” and all of them are existentially depressed
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by clarence
I have a new album coming out tomorrow on @triplicaterecords.com

You can snag it a day early on @mirlo.space
mirlo.space/timerival/re...
Sky Blue, Pale Rose
An album by Time Rival
mirlo.space
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by clarence
Me & Clancy's review of the new @timerival.net album
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This dumbshit did no market fit research. TempleOS exists!
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have to imagine that KJP’s flaying is seen as an object of cruel hilarity for the people in Biden’s admin who were actually making decisions. Blinken and Sullivan have to be laughing their asses off at 1. Wanting to defend yourself publicly 2. Thinking that’s a lane to redemption or success
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I never even prayed for Grimes to have a downfall yet it’s arriving daily like a flow of brushed Amazon Prime deliveries
October 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Full goddamn day of being the Advocating Caretaker. Ready to be Clance again soon.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM