clarence
@clarencejohnson.bsky.social
I’ll be coming home, wait for me
Iowa City
drumbeats.bandcamp.com | selecsound.bandcamp.com
Iowa City
drumbeats.bandcamp.com | selecsound.bandcamp.com
Send Skunk Baxter to The Hague 2026
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Send Skunk Baxter to The Hague 2026
As someone with a parent who is going through dementia, this guy isn’t nearly as far down the pipe as people hope/believe.
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
As someone with a parent who is going through dementia, this guy isn’t nearly as far down the pipe as people hope/believe.
Naughty Change Makers
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Naughty Change Makers
This would be genuinely something interesting for someone to call Steve Bartman up about and get his thoughts
Imagine the psychic pressure of so many millions of people hoping for your death
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 AM
This would be genuinely something interesting for someone to call Steve Bartman up about and get his thoughts
I have spent a week reading posts on r/isthisAI and the conclusion I have come to is that if you want to live in a slop tube, you can’t really complain about the grade or provenance of slop coming down the tube
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I have spent a week reading posts on r/isthisAI and the conclusion I have come to is that if you want to live in a slop tube, you can’t really complain about the grade or provenance of slop coming down the tube
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Tim Walz would throw up if you asked him to heighten the contradictions
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Tim Walz would throw up if you asked him to heighten the contradictions
Don’t be a cheap date
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Don’t be a cheap date
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yesterday I learned that a Veiled Prophet guy helped Nelly produce his energy drink, Pimp Juice
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
yesterday I learned that a Veiled Prophet guy helped Nelly produce his energy drink, Pimp Juice
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the europeans Fucked Around (at best quietly sat around during or at worst actively abetted our utterly lawless sponsored genocide in gaza) and now theyre Finding Out (getting the other end of the utterly lawless US stick)
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
the europeans Fucked Around (at best quietly sat around during or at worst actively abetted our utterly lawless sponsored genocide in gaza) and now theyre Finding Out (getting the other end of the utterly lawless US stick)
ARE YOU STRONGER THAN A FIVE YEAR OLD ALGORITHM? COULD YOU DESTROY A VERY YOUNG ALGORITHM AND FEEL ONLY SATISFACTION?
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
ARE YOU STRONGER THAN A FIVE YEAR OLD ALGORITHM? COULD YOU DESTROY A VERY YOUNG ALGORITHM AND FEEL ONLY SATISFACTION?
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just drums going into Roar and then Corpus and being controlled in pitch by MIDI clips with follow actions
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
just drums going into Roar and then Corpus and being controlled in pitch by MIDI clips with follow actions
You KNOW I got babymouth and you keep making the yogurt SPICIER AND SPICIER!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
You KNOW I got babymouth and you keep making the yogurt SPICIER AND SPICIER!!!!
The end result of all of this is the internet isn’t a place for decent people; you won’t stop AI, you’ll just stop wanting to be here
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The end result of all of this is the internet isn’t a place for decent people; you won’t stop AI, you’ll just stop wanting to be here
How it looks on IG vs how they’re really living
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
How it looks on IG vs how they’re really living
Being a politician has to rule; you only gotta work for the highest bidder, but you get to keep every losing bid too.
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Being a politician has to rule; you only gotta work for the highest bidder, but you get to keep every losing bid too.
Can someone who understands the postal service tell me if the means they’re going to send me my package or no?
January 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Can someone who understands the postal service tell me if the means they’re going to send me my package or no?
Every wolfpack got that one homie carrying a torch for the Brown sisters of Chatham, MA
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Every wolfpack got that one homie carrying a torch for the Brown sisters of Chatham, MA
Remember Popehat? That guy really had a Journey. RIP, weirdo.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember Popehat? That guy really had a Journey. RIP, weirdo.
Woke up thinking about the first software I ever used to make music on a computer, Music Construction Set for the Apple II. I was very young and didn’t know shit about what I was doing.
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Woke up thinking about the first software I ever used to make music on a computer, Music Construction Set for the Apple II. I was very young and didn’t know shit about what I was doing.
Saying a swear word is the Democratic version of “thoughts and prayers”
January 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Saying a swear word is the Democratic version of “thoughts and prayers”
completed a remix for @cornwarning.com yesterday and picked up work on the album today. Probably out this summer or fall? Also have another selec EP simmering and an ambient EP that needs more love, but it’ll be a good year.
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
completed a remix for @cornwarning.com yesterday and picked up work on the album today. Probably out this summer or fall? Also have another selec EP simmering and an ambient EP that needs more love, but it’ll be a good year.
Biggest lesson I am taking from 2025 is that the schlock and slop of previous eras was held to a much higher standard than what we get today. Listened to five Dick Francis novels in the last week and these disposable Horse Capers were real treats, and had genuine soul and depth.
December 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Biggest lesson I am taking from 2025 is that the schlock and slop of previous eras was held to a much higher standard than what we get today. Listened to five Dick Francis novels in the last week and these disposable Horse Capers were real treats, and had genuine soul and depth.
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@clarencejohnson.bsky.social is the most sampledelical producer I know. 45RPM surface noise is the utility infielder on his team.
#HipHop #TripHop #CopyrightCriminal
drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...
#HipHop #TripHop #CopyrightCriminal
drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...
Sweet Livin' 45s vol 1, by clarence johnson
33 track album
drumbeats.bandcamp.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@clarencejohnson.bsky.social is the most sampledelical producer I know. 45RPM surface noise is the utility infielder on his team.
#HipHop #TripHop #CopyrightCriminal
drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...
#HipHop #TripHop #CopyrightCriminal
drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...