chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
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chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
· Jun 4
I, an un-gay, approve.
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping."
Fred Rogers
Fred Rogers
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping."
Fred Rogers
Fred Rogers
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Breaking news: The Supreme Court has declined to consider a challenge to its landmark 2015 ruling that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
The challenge came from a county clerk who stopped issuing marriage licenses shortly after the ruling.
The challenge came from a county clerk who stopped issuing marriage licenses shortly after the ruling.
Supreme Court won’t hear challenge to landmark gay marriage ruling
The announcement indicates there is not an appetite among the high court’s conservative majority to revisit one of the court’s most significant decisions in recent years.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
My grandson asked for "cold toast" which is just a slice of bread. Good to know
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My grandson asked for "cold toast" which is just a slice of bread. Good to know
The beatings will continue until everyone smiles
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The beatings will continue until everyone smiles
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Google has officially retired the "Don't be evil" rule.
They could go back to "Gulf of Mexico" now that the Shithead has moved on to different bullshit, but no.
Our largest corporations bow down to the shithead. It's despicable. They think that's how to protect shareholder value. It aint.
They could go back to "Gulf of Mexico" now that the Shithead has moved on to different bullshit, but no.
Our largest corporations bow down to the shithead. It's despicable. They think that's how to protect shareholder value. It aint.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Google has officially retired the "Don't be evil" rule.
They could go back to "Gulf of Mexico" now that the Shithead has moved on to different bullshit, but no.
Our largest corporations bow down to the shithead. It's despicable. They think that's how to protect shareholder value. It aint.
They could go back to "Gulf of Mexico" now that the Shithead has moved on to different bullshit, but no.
Our largest corporations bow down to the shithead. It's despicable. They think that's how to protect shareholder value. It aint.
I just noticed I own Izotope Iris 2 and that it may be an interesting sampler for sound design. Does anyone use it?
Any good tips? Really slamming presets to share?
#SynthSky #Sampling #ElectronicMusic
Any good tips? Really slamming presets to share?
#SynthSky #Sampling #ElectronicMusic
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I just noticed I own Izotope Iris 2 and that it may be an interesting sampler for sound design. Does anyone use it?
Any good tips? Really slamming presets to share?
#SynthSky #Sampling #ElectronicMusic
Any good tips? Really slamming presets to share?
#SynthSky #Sampling #ElectronicMusic
Islamaphobia and ignorance of the Constitution pair like a nice brie and a chilled white burgundy
"[N]o religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."
- Article VI, Section 3, US Constitution
For people who claim to love the US Constitution unconditionally, you folks who hate Muslims don't seem to know it very well.
- Article VI, Section 3, US Constitution
For people who claim to love the US Constitution unconditionally, you folks who hate Muslims don't seem to know it very well.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Islamaphobia and ignorance of the Constitution pair like a nice brie and a chilled white burgundy
When you're a Beatle, they let you dress like that
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When you're a Beatle, they let you dress like that
I think it's obvious now that everyone protesting ICE & CBP should show up with a sub sandwich and eat it in front of the agents, chanting "NO SANDWICH 4 U!"
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I think it's obvious now that everyone protesting ICE & CBP should show up with a sub sandwich and eat it in front of the agents, chanting "NO SANDWICH 4 U!"
What if the infinite monkeys pounding on infinite typewriters unionized?
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` in solidarity !!! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` in solidarity !!! ''
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
What if the infinite monkeys pounding on infinite typewriters unionized?
This story never made it across the pond. I looked him up, and it says he was a champion hurler.
In the States that would mean he was skilled at projectile vomiting.
In the States that would mean he was skilled at projectile vomiting.
Everyone is mocking DJ Carey, but no one is blaming the mastermind of his cunning plan.
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This story never made it across the pond. I looked him up, and it says he was a champion hurler.
In the States that would mean he was skilled at projectile vomiting.
In the States that would mean he was skilled at projectile vomiting.
Reposted by chaircrusher
Subway should absolutely create a sandwich combo meal called The Dunn Deal.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Subway should absolutely create a sandwich combo meal called The Dunn Deal.
Today I learned that I can get a video cameo from Chip Z'Nuff
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today I learned that I can get a video cameo from Chip Z'Nuff
They're giving away my baby!
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They're giving away my baby!
This one goes out to my man Sean Charles Dunn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Id...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Id...
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This one goes out to my man Sean Charles Dunn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Id...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Id...
Sandwich Assault Man Trial Verdict: Not guilty? These were federal charges.
Does this set a precedent, that you are not guilty of assault if you throw a sandwich at a federal officer?
This suggests new gear for protesting ICE raids: Subway Sandwich Trebuchet.
Does this set a precedent, that you are not guilty of assault if you throw a sandwich at a federal officer?
This suggests new gear for protesting ICE raids: Subway Sandwich Trebuchet.
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sandwich Assault Man Trial Verdict: Not guilty? These were federal charges.
Does this set a precedent, that you are not guilty of assault if you throw a sandwich at a federal officer?
This suggests new gear for protesting ICE raids: Subway Sandwich Trebuchet.
Does this set a precedent, that you are not guilty of assault if you throw a sandwich at a federal officer?
This suggests new gear for protesting ICE raids: Subway Sandwich Trebuchet.
@joemuggs.bsky.social imagine there is Church of the Subgenius music that sounds like a KLF/Drexciya soundclash.
Imagine just a little harder and this will pop into existence.
subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com/track/slogan...
Imagine just a little harder and this will pop into existence.
subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com/track/slogan...
Slogan's Run I, by Saint 'N
from the album "Bob's" Total Deafness -- Bobsongs 2
subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@joemuggs.bsky.social imagine there is Church of the Subgenius music that sounds like a KLF/Drexciya soundclash.
Imagine just a little harder and this will pop into existence.
subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com/track/slogan...
Imagine just a little harder and this will pop into existence.
subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com/track/slogan...
I support women's whatevs
I support women's wrongs ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I support women's whatevs
1. Rep Ansari is acting out an internet meme. Well played.
2. Mike Johnson has a TV outside his office showing right wing cable news?
2. Mike Johnson has a TV outside his office showing right wing cable news?
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
1. Rep Ansari is acting out an internet meme. Well played.
2. Mike Johnson has a TV outside his office showing right wing cable news?
2. Mike Johnson has a TV outside his office showing right wing cable news?
Ah, British Humor. Glad I wasted my youth on Monty Python.
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ah, British Humor. Glad I wasted my youth on Monty Python.
Sweet armwrestling Jebus, can you imagine if I DIDN'T block all notifications from the websites that want to turn them on?
How do you even browse with these zombie websites all staggering towards you, after your brain?
How do you even browse with these zombie websites all staggering towards you, after your brain?
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sweet armwrestling Jebus, can you imagine if I DIDN'T block all notifications from the websites that want to turn them on?
How do you even browse with these zombie websites all staggering towards you, after your brain?
How do you even browse with these zombie websites all staggering towards you, after your brain?
Why is Ian Mallory involved with getting Flock surveillance cameras installed in Tiffin? Why does his name come up any time cops are doing something awful?
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why is Ian Mallory involved with getting Flock surveillance cameras installed in Tiffin? Why does his name come up any time cops are doing something awful?