chaircrusher
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chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
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I, an un-gay, approve.
There are whole universes in any musical instrument & Yorgos Stavridis is intent on finding them. No score or form, just pure improvisatory fearlessness. Rhythm, Timbre & Space modulate and dance to his intuition.

heatcrimes.bandcamp.com/album/solo-p...
Solo Percussion, by Yorgos Stavridis
7 track album
heatcrimes.bandcamp.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
MF'ers lock me out of replies, like they're ding-danged curators.

People comment on my skeets rarely. You don't have to turn replies off if they don't exist.
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It's Trump's ambition to be on every wall, but he's lost control of what that means in reality.
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Fuck all y'all. This skeet shoulda done numbers.
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
@byyegods.bsky.social I love hearing folk music from a different culture. 😃 It's not Coil but the intention behind the music is similar. A project of magick.

"Fresh Honey From The Lion's Mouth" is a bit Muzlimgauze, in the best way. Spooky trance music.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I literally don't remember buying this. "ambient industrial drone occult techno"? - maybe they hexed me into buying it!

I'd add Angelo Badalamenti to the tag list, a good thing!

Definitely adjacent to the Twin Peaks universe. The owls are not what they seem.
yegods.bandcamp.com/album/black-...
Black Moon, by Ye Gods
6 track album
yegods.bandcamp.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Another thing I didn't have on my bingo card for last year: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cannibalism advertisement. Not just cereal on cereal cannibalism, but a direct reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator full of body parts.
youtu.be/kIqXtIIq-6s?...
Don't Look In The Fridge
YouTube video by Cinnamon Toast Crunch
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
SO YOU SAY U LIKE ELECTRO. DON'T WEE NEED MORE SHE-LECTRO???
a group of people standing next to each other on a sidewalk near a body of water
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a sidewalk near a body of water
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This is the kind of reason the Shithead and his smelly droppings at DOGE has torpedoed, for no reason, other than blind ignorance and a hatred of intelligent people.
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Quantum entangled internet
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
EXAMINING THE CHRONO-SYNCLASTIC INFUNDIBULATOR IN THE NASH RAMBLER.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
But emotion-having is always fraught for me. I respond emotionally more to music & movies than to my own life. Maybe because great art always has an emotional valence, intentionally crafted, & I'm a sucker.

When someone I love says something devastating, when I should weep, inside I'm going, "huh?"
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I have the experience of starting to feel emotional about what I'm saying in otherwise light conversations. It can be embarrassing, because the reason why isn't apparent to the person I'm talking about, & explaining why makes me more emotional.
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Bluesky Drafts are good but it's not the same as editing skeets, the holy grail.

1 good thing: on Android, Bluesky can unload and lose your unsent skeet if you eg switch to a browser to look something up.

So if you're switching to another app, save your draft because otherwise it can disappear
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I think she ate a bag of w33d gummies thinking they were movie candy
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Harry Potter?
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Amphetamines, the most annoying drug. Cocaine is a drug that makes assholes feel good about themselves. Meth is that, plus a psychotic break.
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Gnomon
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Someone wanted a flaming cross on their grave.
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The latest moral panic: Nitrous Oxide addiction.

Obviously you shouldn't abuse any drug, but nitrous has never been as dangerous as tobacco or alcohol.
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Also, Billy heard a local Iowa punk band, Lipstick Homicide, & booked them to open for Green Day at a show in NYC. I'll always respect him for that.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It was the first performance I've seen where I thought "Whoa Green Day is a proper punk band." I love how Billy has matured as a writer & performer. Compare & contrast with John Lydon.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Every time I've seen him he acts like someone who needs the second antidepressant when the first one isn't controlling symptoms.
BREAKING: Keir Starmer is not resigning and will be 'concentrating on the job in hand', Downing Street has said

His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Don't lie you want to marry her
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM