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Clara
@clarakuli.bsky.social
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Period stand on business king
Woody Harrelson was set to be in ‘The White Lotus’ Season 3 but ultimately turned it down to go on a family vacation.
April 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many coo
February 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Pissing me off workspace
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can’t believe I was going out with a guy who didn’t know there were specific apples beyond red and green. I had to teach a 25 year old WHO WORKS IN TECH AT GOOGLE what a honeycrisp was
February 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I just saw an ad for the Oscar’s with a clip of challengers in it… too soon
January 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Anyone else think that what grant is really searching for is a therapist… that was not a great intro
January 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
IM SO EXCITED
New poster for Season 3 of ‘THE WHITE LOTUS.’ Out February 16th.
January 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
MY LEXINGTON RESIDENTTTTTT
Derrick White exploded for 16 points in the third quarter Saturday night, as we closed out a 3-1 road trip with a 15-point win in Dallas. t.co/3ddbxIKj0T
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Back on my cake sort grind #cakesort
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
wtf is going on w my boys tn @celticsnba.bsky.social
Me: I’m sick I should go to sleep
Me: Celtics game
🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Me: I’m sick I should go to sleep
Me: Celtics game
🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
WHY IS RONNIE ALWAYS LICKING THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK #loveislandallstars
January 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
MY GIRLSSSSSS IKTR
FLO earn their first #BRITs nomination for Best R&B Act.
January 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hair sandwich on bald bread

(Mr Oswalt I love you and your work in ratatouille and parks and rec pls take this post as the highest compliment)
The version of myself that I play on the new season of SUITS LA is exactly me without the telekinesis.
January 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m gonna be so real the only reason why I haven’t deleted my Twitter yet is bc I used to live tweet the bachelor franchise in hs and one of my tweets did so well it got on a buzzfeed article and I bonded over it with my calc teacher
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Thinking of my 7th grade world geo teacher who exclusively showed us videos from vox. My guy knew exactly what he was doing and for that I give him a big kiss on the forehead. Love u mr. Armstrong
January 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Work buddy for today ¨̮ it’s 52°F in my 130 year old office building (where Keith Haring used to have a studio??). A win’s a win!
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
She’s doing a countdown to when my t break is over
Lady Gaga’s website is displaying a countdown set to end on January 27th.
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Wtf theme pajamas did they put their children in then
The first dinosaur fossils were identified in 1824, which means that:
George Washington (d 1799),
Napoleon Bonaparte (d 1821),
Jane Austen (d 1817),
Daniel Boone (d 1820),
all died without knowing that dinosaurs existed. 😢🦖
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is my favorite video of all time
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don’t like how my tl is rooted in American politics so here is something silly and fun and a good way to cultivate joy on this app
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is terrifying and anti-scientific. I’m so sorry to all intersex folks
Donald Trump expected to sign executive order declaring US government will only recognize two biological sexes: male and female.
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you’re a man who follows me leave me alone I don’t like you
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The clock app is back but the sketchiness of how it disappeared and went away within 24 hours and the way they commented on it in the app leaves such a bad taste of boot in my mouth that I don't think I'll be using it anymore.
January 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM