Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)
@clanventrue.bsky.social
Clan of Kings(not the shadow dwellers)
They are allowed to bow to us.
They will respect The Traditions.
They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods.
// fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt
They are allowed to bow to us.
They will respect The Traditions.
They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods.
// fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt
// Being the first follower of @clantzimisce.bsky.social has a certain ring to it.
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
// Being the first follower of @clantzimisce.bsky.social has a certain ring to it.
@clanhecata.bsky.social did you doublecheck if Bones is not @usurper1872.bsky.social is disguise? We haven’t heard of them lately, they are fond of cats and now the craft of the Warlocks.
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
@clanhecata.bsky.social did you doublecheck if Bones is not @usurper1872.bsky.social is disguise? We haven’t heard of them lately, they are fond of cats and now the craft of the Warlocks.
Oh, @clanbaali.bsky.social was seen here.
Listen, we know the contract stated first born, but it never specified the species. Furthermore the agreement is several hundred years old and was never claimed.
We might find another satisfying payment for you?
Listen, we know the contract stated first born, but it never specified the species. Furthermore the agreement is several hundred years old and was never claimed.
We might find another satisfying payment for you?
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Oh, @clanbaali.bsky.social was seen here.
Listen, we know the contract stated first born, but it never specified the species. Furthermore the agreement is several hundred years old and was never claimed.
We might find another satisfying payment for you?
Listen, we know the contract stated first born, but it never specified the species. Furthermore the agreement is several hundred years old and was never claimed.
We might find another satisfying payment for you?
@clangargoyle.bsky.social If you deliver the „chess notations“ to us, we grant access to the highest rooftop, use of our air space and all the head scratches you like.
November 21, 2024 at 7:04 PM
@clangargoyle.bsky.social If you deliver the „chess notations“ to us, we grant access to the highest rooftop, use of our air space and all the head scratches you like.
// I am offered a seat in a Dark Ages group. After discussing what the group already is like I found the best would be a merchant with her ghoul as the husband.
What should she sell?
We are in „Germany“ 1200 and obviously I will be a Ventrue.
What should she sell?
We are in „Germany“ 1200 and obviously I will be a Ventrue.
November 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
// I am offered a seat in a Dark Ages group. After discussing what the group already is like I found the best would be a merchant with her ghoul as the husband.
What should she sell?
We are in „Germany“ 1200 and obviously I will be a Ventrue.
What should she sell?
We are in „Germany“ 1200 and obviously I will be a Ventrue.
*walks into the skyscraper, has a chat with the security warden they will forget, takes the elevator to the top story. Approaches the roof door, opens the door and walks to @clangargoyle.bsky.social staring at the city and carefully pets their shoulder*
There, there, strong stony … uhm … sir?
There, there, strong stony … uhm … sir?
November 21, 2024 at 5:15 PM
*walks into the skyscraper, has a chat with the security warden they will forget, takes the elevator to the top story. Approaches the roof door, opens the door and walks to @clangargoyle.bsky.social staring at the city and carefully pets their shoulder*
There, there, strong stony … uhm … sir?
There, there, strong stony … uhm … sir?
The weather turns to cold rain and soon we will see snow again.
We would like to remind everyone that mortals easily get irritated if the snow on a person’s skin does not melt. They also spot missing frozen breaths. Furthermore your retainers might feel uncomfortable.
We recommend hand warmers. 👆
We would like to remind everyone that mortals easily get irritated if the snow on a person’s skin does not melt. They also spot missing frozen breaths. Furthermore your retainers might feel uncomfortable.
We recommend hand warmers. 👆
November 20, 2024 at 8:10 PM
The weather turns to cold rain and soon we will see snow again.
We would like to remind everyone that mortals easily get irritated if the snow on a person’s skin does not melt. They also spot missing frozen breaths. Furthermore your retainers might feel uncomfortable.
We recommend hand warmers. 👆
We would like to remind everyone that mortals easily get irritated if the snow on a person’s skin does not melt. They also spot missing frozen breaths. Furthermore your retainers might feel uncomfortable.
We recommend hand warmers. 👆
Repost with 3 clans you haven’t played but want to!
- Brujah (because we would like to say what we feel)
- Tremere (because we want to try usurping)
- Lasombra (because we want to understand why they live in our shadow)
- Brujah (because we would like to say what we feel)
- Tremere (because we want to try usurping)
- Lasombra (because we want to understand why they live in our shadow)
Repost with 3 clans you haven't played but want to!
- Banu Haqim
- Hecata
- Gangrel
You know one day when I get the chance to be a player I might play something OTHER than a Minister. #vtm
- Banu Haqim
- Hecata
- Gangrel
You know one day when I get the chance to be a player I might play something OTHER than a Minister. #vtm
Repost with 3 clans you haven't played but want to
- Banu Haqim
- Ravnos
- Salubri
I’ve got them and two more clans to cover before #VtM Clan Bingo 😭😭😭
- Banu Haqim
- Ravnos
- Salubri
I’ve got them and two more clans to cover before #VtM Clan Bingo 😭😭😭
November 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Repost with 3 clans you haven’t played but want to!
- Brujah (because we would like to say what we feel)
- Tremere (because we want to try usurping)
- Lasombra (because we want to understand why they live in our shadow)
- Brujah (because we would like to say what we feel)
- Tremere (because we want to try usurping)
- Lasombra (because we want to understand why they live in our shadow)
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For new followers, if you haven't noticed yet, satan.social is a free community handle domain, available for anyone to use. Just visit the site, and follow the directions to claim your new handle (e.g. @hail.satan.social).
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
satan.social - get your community handle for Bluesky
get your own satan.social handle
satan.social
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 AM
For new followers, if you haven't noticed yet, satan.social is a free community handle domain, available for anyone to use. Just visit the site, and follow the directions to claim your new handle (e.g. @hail.satan.social).
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Name your favorites from #VTM
Clan: Ventrue
Sect: Camarilla
Discipline: Fortitude
Power: Wealth
City: Any European city featuring small alleys
Signature Character: Mithras
Edition: V20
Book: The Camarilla V2
Game: Swansong
Other Splat: Hunter 😈
Clan: Ventrue
Sect: Camarilla
Discipline: Fortitude
Power: Wealth
City: Any European city featuring small alleys
Signature Character: Mithras
Edition: V20
Book: The Camarilla V2
Game: Swansong
Other Splat: Hunter 😈
Name your favorites from #VTM
Clan: Gargoyles
Sect: Anarchs
Discipline: Visceratika
Power: Flight
City: New York
Signature Character: Ferox
Edition: V5
Book: Chicago by Night V5
Game: Night Road
Other Splat: Fae
Clan: Gargoyles
Sect: Anarchs
Discipline: Visceratika
Power: Flight
City: New York
Signature Character: Ferox
Edition: V5
Book: Chicago by Night V5
Game: Night Road
Other Splat: Fae
November 17, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Name your favorites from #VTM
Clan: Ventrue
Sect: Camarilla
Discipline: Fortitude
Power: Wealth
City: Any European city featuring small alleys
Signature Character: Mithras
Edition: V20
Book: The Camarilla V2
Game: Swansong
Other Splat: Hunter 😈
Clan: Ventrue
Sect: Camarilla
Discipline: Fortitude
Power: Wealth
City: Any European city featuring small alleys
Signature Character: Mithras
Edition: V20
Book: The Camarilla V2
Game: Swansong
Other Splat: Hunter 😈
This is less funny. We found this picture on a company device.
Who made this and who spreads these kind of anarchistic ideas between our ghouls and neonates?
Who made this and who spreads these kind of anarchistic ideas between our ghouls and neonates?
November 16, 2024 at 8:41 PM
This is less funny. We found this picture on a company device.
Who made this and who spreads these kind of anarchistic ideas between our ghouls and neonates?
Who made this and who spreads these kind of anarchistic ideas between our ghouls and neonates?
9 years ago a clever Kine called Adrian Bott said:
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
November 6, 2024 at 10:23 PM
9 years ago a clever Kine called Adrian Bott said:
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
@thecamarilla.bsky.social Can we discuss again how to deal with Kine ringing our bell again?
We are not supposed to feed on them, are we?
Because their was this fair haired, handsome man who told us he is a vampire and we might mixed up something.
We are not supposed to feed on them, are we?
Because their was this fair haired, handsome man who told us he is a vampire and we might mixed up something.
October 31, 2024 at 5:15 PM
@thecamarilla.bsky.social Can we discuss again how to deal with Kine ringing our bell again?
We are not supposed to feed on them, are we?
Because their was this fair haired, handsome man who told us he is a vampire and we might mixed up something.
We are not supposed to feed on them, are we?
Because their was this fair haired, handsome man who told us he is a vampire and we might mixed up something.
We remembered it yesterday and had a servant search for it.
@housetremere.bsky.social this can be your #TremereSongs theme song:
music.apple.com/de/album/it-...
Maybe change „girl next door“ to „antediluvian next door“.
@housetremere.bsky.social this can be your #TremereSongs theme song:
music.apple.com/de/album/it-...
Maybe change „girl next door“ to „antediluvian next door“.
„It Wasn't Me“ von Shaggy bei Apple Music
Titel · 2000 · Dauer 3:47
music.apple.com
October 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
We remembered it yesterday and had a servant search for it.
@housetremere.bsky.social this can be your #TremereSongs theme song:
music.apple.com/de/album/it-...
Maybe change „girl next door“ to „antediluvian next door“.
@housetremere.bsky.social this can be your #TremereSongs theme song:
music.apple.com/de/album/it-...
Maybe change „girl next door“ to „antediluvian next door“.
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Keep in mind that mortals like to dress up in costumes at this time of the year.
We don't want a repeat of last year's incident. The ghouls are still in therapy after that cleanup job.
We don't want a repeat of last year's incident. The ghouls are still in therapy after that cleanup job.
October 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Keep in mind that mortals like to dress up in costumes at this time of the year.
We don't want a repeat of last year's incident. The ghouls are still in therapy after that cleanup job.
We don't want a repeat of last year's incident. The ghouls are still in therapy after that cleanup job.
Don’t listen to them. Vampires don’t exist. There are no vampires.
@thecamarilla.bsky.social can verify it: There are no vampires.
@thecamarilla.bsky.social can verify it: There are no vampires.
If you see this, post a vampire 🩸
Jamison Keen, Jerry Holkins' character from Penny Arcade's VtM campaign Seattle by Night
Jamison Keen, Jerry Holkins' character from Penny Arcade's VtM campaign Seattle by Night
October 23, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Don’t listen to them. Vampires don’t exist. There are no vampires.
@thecamarilla.bsky.social can verify it: There are no vampires.
@thecamarilla.bsky.social can verify it: There are no vampires.
We heard there is a thing called „Findom“. It is about money. Will someone explain this to us?
We can offer money for the explanation.
We can offer money for the explanation.
October 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
We heard there is a thing called „Findom“. It is about money. Will someone explain this to us?
We can offer money for the explanation.
We can offer money for the explanation.
October 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM
We were reminded that our pets will go to hibernation soon.
Now, thinking about those short nights in summer we might consider doing a summer hibernation. But who keeps an eye on the ghouls in that time?
Now, thinking about those short nights in summer we might consider doing a summer hibernation. But who keeps an eye on the ghouls in that time?
October 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
We were reminded that our pets will go to hibernation soon.
Now, thinking about those short nights in summer we might consider doing a summer hibernation. But who keeps an eye on the ghouls in that time?
Now, thinking about those short nights in summer we might consider doing a summer hibernation. But who keeps an eye on the ghouls in that time?
We like that this place fills in waves. It gives us the needed time to get customised to our new prey, uh, customers. We are talking about customers.
Anyway. Where are the fair haired young men of the new wave? We do have special offers regarding your appearance.
Anyway. Where are the fair haired young men of the new wave? We do have special offers regarding your appearance.
October 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
We like that this place fills in waves. It gives us the needed time to get customised to our new prey, uh, customers. We are talking about customers.
Anyway. Where are the fair haired young men of the new wave? We do have special offers regarding your appearance.
Anyway. Where are the fair haired young men of the new wave? We do have special offers regarding your appearance.
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Please keep in mind vampires don't exist on this platform either.
October 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Please keep in mind vampires don't exist on this platform either.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1.541.617!
September 27, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1.541.617!
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*enter @housetremere.bsky.social 's study and carefully places a big, taped shut cardboard box on the desk*
We are back from Main and 7th. We brought you a gift.
Richard is still outside and playing hide and seek with your neonate. We have to say this is a good training for our people.
We are back from Main and 7th. We brought you a gift.
Richard is still outside and playing hide and seek with your neonate. We have to say this is a good training for our people.
July 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
*enter @housetremere.bsky.social 's study and carefully places a big, taped shut cardboard box on the desk*
We are back from Main and 7th. We brought you a gift.
Richard is still outside and playing hide and seek with your neonate. We have to say this is a good training for our people.
We are back from Main and 7th. We brought you a gift.
Richard is still outside and playing hide and seek with your neonate. We have to say this is a good training for our people.
We are now a vampire hunter.
We do not know what this means for our lifestyle and seek information and guidance.
Most important question: May we keep our ghouls?
We do not know what this means for our lifestyle and seek information and guidance.
Most important question: May we keep our ghouls?
July 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
We are now a vampire hunter.
We do not know what this means for our lifestyle and seek information and guidance.
Most important question: May we keep our ghouls?
We do not know what this means for our lifestyle and seek information and guidance.
Most important question: May we keep our ghouls?