Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)
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Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)
@clanventrue.bsky.social
Clan of Kings(not the shadow dwellers)

They are allowed to bow to us.
They will respect The Traditions.
They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods.

// fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt
The weather turns to cold rain and soon we will see snow again.
We would like to remind everyone that mortals easily get irritated if the snow on a person’s skin does not melt. They also spot missing frozen breaths. Furthermore your retainers might feel uncomfortable.
We recommend hand warmers. 👆
November 20, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This is less funny. We found this picture on a company device.

Who made this and who spreads these kind of anarchistic ideas between our ghouls and neonates?
November 16, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1.541.617!
September 27, 2024 at 5:41 AM
// This is my collection
May 31, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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@dmdannyajr.bsky.social thank you again! The die was replaced. Or rather, the set was replaced. They didn’t sell the single d100 I needed and I sadly had to buy a whole new set.
And several other sets.
May 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM
// Does anyone know which company produces these dice? I lost one of the blue ones and would love to replace it.
I only remember they came in a carton and not a plastic box like Chessex uses.
#ttrpg #penandpaper
May 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
@housetremere.bsky.social found this and asked which clan would this be if vampires were milk products.
This is clearly Tremere as it combines the worst/best of two worlds.
Now we need to find milk for other clans. So far we have:
1/2
May 1, 2024 at 1:59 PM
// I need to share with you that finally my hall is complete and I now have a little bench to get in my shoes or use it to do WoD research.
The shelves get reorganised the next days.
May 1, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Dragon snake still wins.
April 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
A snake is a vampire’s best friend.
April 27, 2024 at 9:14 AM
We are talking about shirts.
These most fashionable pieces. It needs to be normal again to wear them.

If not those at least men could wear suits and vests more often.
April 23, 2024 at 6:28 AM
April 6, 2024 at 4:13 PM
// Oh, it does. Was already wondering.

We have Huel here. It’s like Soylent but made of peas.
I love it because it is vegan. Sadly only the Vanilla one is okayish. The other versions are just aweful and jucky.
March 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
// well:
March 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM