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Clementyne
@cl3m3nad3.bsky.social
Just a silly goof guy
one more coworker/family member brags about AI use I’m going to burn down (a Sims 4 recreation of) Every data center in the fucking world
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
open.substack.com/pub/clementy... i wrote my first substack and im super nervous to post and promote but i do my best. enjoy!
“But Doctor I am Pagliacci”
Being funny during unprecedented times.
open.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Clementyne
People want to have their basic needs met.

They want to be paid a living wage.

They want to stop being nickle and dimed by powerful corporations who control so much of our lives.

They do not want Venezuela.

They do not want Greenland.

They do not want masked thugs terrorizing our communities.
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by Clementyne
"Liam, age 5, was the fourth child in the district to be detained by immigration agents in the past two weeks, school officials said.

"Two of them are high-schoolers.

"One is a 10-year-old girl who was apprehended on her way to school..."

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
Detention of 5-Year-Old by Federal Agents Incenses Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
a year later from my last post and I have been working a completely different job for the past year. Its okay, but sometimes I feel maybe I should have pursued my passion over safety instead of being okay with Living with my parents and feeling like I’m 16 again. 🤔🤔🤔
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I was unemployed 7 months before I found my most recent job. I've been here 10 months and I'm thinking maybe unemployed wasn't that bad (I hate that I NEED this job)
January 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I know posting in movies is bad but the guys sitting in front of me have snuck in and drank almost a whole bottle of I think Crown and then one of them started watching lesbian porn. Wtf is happening
January 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yeah sex seems cool but have you ever used exact change?
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wanna believe that Miley Stewart is the Bridget Meddler of the Hannah Montana universe.
December 13, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Clementyne
Mood.

Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Bro I go to work everyday, I am constantly exhausted and I just never have the energy to do anything fun. Why does the world hate me? (capitalism)
December 6, 2024 at 1:35 PM
How do people even make eloquent video essays?? Those shits are like hours long and sound smart but I get all my thoughts out jumbled in like Half an hour
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Job hunting is so hard especially when you're trying to find a job and not let people at your current job know you're leaving so you don't accidentally fuck up your current job
November 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by Clementyne
Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes.
#themoreyouknow
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
How does someone become rich and Famous overnight?🤔 Asking for a friend. 👀
November 13, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by Clementyne
Study: Anxiety Natural Response To Suited Men Wearing Shades Closing In From All Angles
theonion.com/study-anxiet...
November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
So like, who's hosting the revolution because my mom says I can go if one of your moms pick me up
November 12, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Treating this app like 2010s Twitter, gonna just post the most mundane shit like I'm the main character and then hit it with a stupid ass hashtag like #keepinitreal
November 1, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Tw: SA, Rape, human trafficking

WHY THE FUCK IS THE LAUNDROMAT IM IN PLAYING A MOVIE ON THE BIG SCREEN LOUD AS FUCK WHERE A GIRL IS LITERALLY BEING ASSAULTED EVERY 5 MINUTES ITS ALL GIRLS LOUDLY SCREAMING I HAVE MY HEADPHONES SO LOUD AND IT DOESN'T COVER IT WHAT THE FUCK
October 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Just a friendly reminder that early voting has started!
October 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by Clementyne
here's a cinema witchy 🎞📽✨
November 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Testing out Blue sky, so far so good content wise 😄
October 19, 2024 at 11:52 PM