chris
@ckab.bsky.social
cambridge, ma // best damn tapper, most smartest // running, reading, higher ed
can i get a HELL YEAH
WE HAVE A NEW WANAMAKER CHAMP 🏆
Nikki Hiltz kicks their way to their first Wanamaker Mile victory at the 2026 Millrose Games, using a 29.40 final 200m to hold off three-time global medalist Jessica Hull and run 4:19.64.
Nikki Hiltz kicks their way to their first Wanamaker Mile victory at the 2026 Millrose Games, using a 29.40 final 200m to hold off three-time global medalist Jessica Hull and run 4:19.64.
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
can i get a HELL YEAH
friends massage their friends’ kale
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
friends massage their friends’ kale
i fear that i do need to cop this running singlet that looks like a pack of Marlboro Reds
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i fear that i do need to cop this running singlet that looks like a pack of Marlboro Reds
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"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"
god, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change (the giant fucking snowbanks & unshoveled crosswalks)
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 PM
god, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change (the giant fucking snowbanks & unshoveled crosswalks)
reposting for another Wallace Stevens ass afternoon
could not get these Wallace Stevens lines out of my head on this shakeout run
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
reposting for another Wallace Stevens ass afternoon
all right, who’s warming me up after this long run???
January 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
all right, who’s warming me up after this long run???
Lost Lambs is the most hilarious thing i’ve read in a long, long time
January 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Lost Lambs is the most hilarious thing i’ve read in a long, long time
what i am best at is forgetting to buy the main ingredients for a recipe i’m trying to cook
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
what i am best at is forgetting to buy the main ingredients for a recipe i’m trying to cook
😤 going to make my next student loan payment in Roxy’s gift cards
Thank you @ckab.bsky.social for weaponizing that BA in English
A winning team name for a winning trivia team
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
😤 going to make my next student loan payment in Roxy’s gift cards
many are reporting we may have been the two sweetest boys along the Charles River this AM
He’s even more incredible in person, btw
some snowy morning miles with @ethandn1.bsky.social are actually the best way to start a sunday!!
January 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
many are reporting we may have been the two sweetest boys along the Charles River this AM
some snowy morning miles with @ethandn1.bsky.social are actually the best way to start a sunday!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
some snowy morning miles with @ethandn1.bsky.social are actually the best way to start a sunday!!
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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
falling into a k hole (spending every free moment reading the new Knausgaard novel)
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
falling into a k hole (spending every free moment reading the new Knausgaard novel)
RHOSLC staging a Greek tragedy can only mean one thing: the crisis in the humanities is OVER
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
RHOSLC staging a Greek tragedy can only mean one thing: the crisis in the humanities is OVER
twenty miles, [redacted] hours of sleep
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
twenty miles, [redacted] hours of sleep
a boy walks into an Acela bathroom,
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
a boy walks into an Acela bathroom,
the promise of a Robyn album will be what gets me through this winter
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
the promise of a Robyn album will be what gets me through this winter
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Sexistential. 3/27/26.
“I feel like the purpose of my life is to stay horny - it doesn’t even have to be about sex, but it’s feeling sensual and attracted to things that I enjoy, and not letting anything take over that.”
inject me!
“I feel like the purpose of my life is to stay horny - it doesn’t even have to be about sex, but it’s feeling sensual and attracted to things that I enjoy, and not letting anything take over that.”
inject me!
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Sexistential. 3/27/26.
“I feel like the purpose of my life is to stay horny - it doesn’t even have to be about sex, but it’s feeling sensual and attracted to things that I enjoy, and not letting anything take over that.”
inject me!
“I feel like the purpose of my life is to stay horny - it doesn’t even have to be about sex, but it’s feeling sensual and attracted to things that I enjoy, and not letting anything take over that.”
inject me!
psyching myself up to run a track workout in the pouring rain
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
psyching myself up to run a track workout in the pouring rain
pre-workout? you mean Starburst jellybeans?
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
pre-workout? you mean Starburst jellybeans?
cleaning up my desk at work & found this incredibly helpful note to myself in one of the drawers
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
cleaning up my desk at work & found this incredibly helpful note to myself in one of the drawers
told myself i was going to sit still after the holidays, but just booked a last-minute trip to NYC for a friend’s birthday next weekend 🤡
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
told myself i was going to sit still after the holidays, but just booked a last-minute trip to NYC for a friend’s birthday next weekend 🤡
yes, we will be blasting ABBA’s “Happy New Year” all day
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
yes, we will be blasting ABBA’s “Happy New Year” all day
a little threshold work to wrap up 2025! a big year for letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves!!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
a little threshold work to wrap up 2025! a big year for letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves!!!