Catherine Robertson
@cjrauthor.bsky.social
Author of Flora Valley, Miss Lovelock and Imperfect Lives series romcoms (catherinejrobertson.com) she/her, trans rights, vote Green, owner of cats, dogs and chickens. Banner pic is Bernie judging you
Reposted by Catherine Robertson
My son (34) is looking for a new roommate for his house in Aro Valley, Wgtn. House is tiny but great location and beautifully renovated, bedroom a decent sized double. Very reasonable rent. Son autistic, so very neurodivergent friendly! DM me if you or anyone you know interested. Avail Mar 9
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
My son (34) is looking for a new roommate for his house in Aro Valley, Wgtn. House is tiny but great location and beautifully renovated, bedroom a decent sized double. Very reasonable rent. Son autistic, so very neurodivergent friendly! DM me if you or anyone you know interested. Avail Mar 9
My son (34) is looking for a new roommate for his house in Aro Valley, Wgtn. House is tiny but great location and beautifully renovated, bedroom a decent sized double. Very reasonable rent. Son autistic, so very neurodivergent friendly! DM me if you or anyone you know interested. Avail Mar 9
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
My son (34) is looking for a new roommate for his house in Aro Valley, Wgtn. House is tiny but great location and beautifully renovated, bedroom a decent sized double. Very reasonable rent. Son autistic, so very neurodivergent friendly! DM me if you or anyone you know interested. Avail Mar 9
If there’s such a thing as comfortably sweaty, could I please be that now? #toohotinHawkesBay
a close up of a cartoon character with sweat drops on its face
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with sweat drops on its face
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February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If there’s such a thing as comfortably sweaty, could I please be that now? #toohotinHawkesBay
David Seymour is the kind of man who wishes he was in the Epstein files
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
David Seymour is the kind of man who wishes he was in the Epstein files
Just splattered two mosquitos in a row full of blood, and if it was mine, then they deserved all they got.
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Just splattered two mosquitos in a row full of blood, and if it was mine, then they deserved all they got.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'
Everyone should see this photo of my cat
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Everyone should see this photo of my cat
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally!
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally!
Have managed to grow sweetcorn and zucchini. Have managed to pick two zucchini that are zucchini sized but no one knows you’re a marrow when you’re grated.
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Have managed to grow sweetcorn and zucchini. Have managed to pick two zucchini that are zucchini sized but no one knows you’re a marrow when you’re grated.
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Cos we need a laugh
"Yes, we shall live, Uncle Vanya. We shall live through the long procession of chunks before us and through the long retchings; we shall patiently bear the spew that fate imposes on us; we shall scrub it without rest; and when our last hour comes, we shall meet it humbly..."
Forgotten Literary Moments in Which a Cat Throws up and No One Wants to Deal With It
The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they bought regular kibble, even when specifically asked to get ...
buff.ly
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Cos we need a laugh
I set a personal best at deadlifting today. Was this close to doing a Hulk flex roar.
a woman with green skin is wearing a shirt that says mexico on it
Alt: My doppelganger, She Hulk, even though my deadlifting PB isn't actually that heavy
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January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I set a personal best at deadlifting today. Was this close to doing a Hulk flex roar.
In the event of the apocalypse, come to my place, I have corn
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
In the event of the apocalypse, come to my place, I have corn
Made an amateur mistake today - spent an hour digging a stump out of the garden, put sunblock everywhere except the gap that appears between your top and your shorts when you’re bending over
a cartoon character with the words ouch ouch ouch on the bottom
Alt: Stewie from Family Guy burned from a sun lamp, walking carefully and saying ouch ouch ouch (also he is wearing a thong - I was not wearing a thong)
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January 25, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Made an amateur mistake today - spent an hour digging a stump out of the garden, put sunblock everywhere except the gap that appears between your top and your shorts when you’re bending over
Post a car photo you took
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Post a car photo you took
With everything being mad and shitty, please enjoy this magnificent recounting of the time when the highway division in Florence, Oregon blew up a dead whale
The Exploding Whale
We must never forget.
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January 19, 2026 at 6:23 AM
With everything being mad and shitty, please enjoy this magnificent recounting of the time when the highway division in Florence, Oregon blew up a dead whale
I messaged my adult sons about Scott Adams dying and the 29 year old said “Who’s he?” which is a suitable epitaph I feel
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I messaged my adult sons about Scott Adams dying and the 29 year old said “Who’s he?” which is a suitable epitaph I feel
"6. The Wet Mist. You didn’t cover your mouth. You just baptized the conference table in your own lukewarm aerosol. You are the reason the aliens won’t talk to us. You should be legally required to wear a cone."
The Pixie Squeak: You suppress the vocalization until it sounds like a mouse being stepped on by a stiletto heel. You think this makes you dainty. It actually makes you sound like you are performing a mating call for a very specific, perverted demographic of anime fans.
Sneezes, Ranked
1. The Silent Convulsion The gold standard. A violent bodily shudder contained entirely within the torso. No noise or spray. Just a brief, grimace...
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January 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
"6. The Wet Mist. You didn’t cover your mouth. You just baptized the conference table in your own lukewarm aerosol. You are the reason the aliens won’t talk to us. You should be legally required to wear a cone."
Sky going off this evening in Hawke’s Bay
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Sky going off this evening in Hawke’s Bay
Reposted by Catherine Robertson
As I was walking on the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
And what I will say to you is that we are laser focused on wishing he would go away.
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
And what I will say to you is that we are laser focused on wishing he would go away.
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
As I was walking on the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
And what I will say to you is that we are laser focused on wishing he would go away.
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
And what I will say to you is that we are laser focused on wishing he would go away.