Love that book

Did they do it so they could get back the actual FIFA trophy, like moron swapsies?

Also I’m in a cafe right now watching a woman in a white top and white pants drink coffee and eat pastry with obviously no care in the world about marks

I swear that the stains appear magically after I’ve left the house dressed in what I was convinced were entirely clean clothes

Ok fair, the last time I was in a car in Whangarei it was driven by a person with no license who couldn’t actually drive and kept stalling it all the way from the pub to where we were staying

My friend who has lived in some of the craziest places in the world says that Hawke’s Bay drivers are THE worst, and having lived here almost five years now I second that

Good to know

It’s always the second secret filter - it’s how I fix my dust buster as well

My oldest son was at high school the year below Julian Savea and they’d have joint year dodge ball in the gym, and when Julian had the ball everyone would scramble to hide behind each other (c.2007/8)

This evening

Holy shit, I’ve been having symptoms return on this