CJ Graham
@cjgraham.bsky.social
Peaked at about 150 followers on Twitter, hoping I can reach a comfortable 80 on here
Does anyone know how to contact…every single local AFL-CIO chapter in the country? I have some suggestions
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Does anyone know how to contact…every single local AFL-CIO chapter in the country? I have some suggestions
Attn: Any countries with sufficiently capable special forces,
Come and get him, please.
Sincerely,
Americans
Come and get him, please.
Sincerely,
Americans
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Attn: Any countries with sufficiently capable special forces,
Come and get him, please.
Sincerely,
Americans
Come and get him, please.
Sincerely,
Americans
The Scrub Daddy implies the existence of the Scrub Twink
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Scrub Daddy implies the existence of the Scrub Twink
The Democrats caving means they’re going to lose me forever if they don’t get that Epstein list on my desk by Friday. And it better be good, too. I’m talking scorched earth, dozens of resignations, government-destabilizing stuff
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Democrats caving means they’re going to lose me forever if they don’t get that Epstein list on my desk by Friday. And it better be good, too. I’m talking scorched earth, dozens of resignations, government-destabilizing stuff
Love this tourism ad in SeaTac. A phrase that could equally be used to describe people in prison!
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Love this tourism ad in SeaTac. A phrase that could equally be used to describe people in prison!
In an alternate universe Julio walks instead of striking out without being thrown a strike, Cal hits a homer, and Munoz saves. The Mariners still lose to the Dodgers in the World Series, and Donald Trump lives to be 98 and wins two more terms as president, but that is the closest reality to ours
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
In an alternate universe Julio walks instead of striking out without being thrown a strike, Cal hits a homer, and Munoz saves. The Mariners still lose to the Dodgers in the World Series, and Donald Trump lives to be 98 and wins two more terms as president, but that is the closest reality to ours
And the award for coolest guy ever goes to: Travis Kelce, for ‘being a Super Bowl champion who used his podcast to pull a billionaire pop star and having a hog so good she wrote a song about it’
October 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
And the award for coolest guy ever goes to: Travis Kelce, for ‘being a Super Bowl champion who used his podcast to pull a billionaire pop star and having a hog so good she wrote a song about it’
How fucking funny would it be if he got raptured today?
September 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How fucking funny would it be if he got raptured today?
US general strike when?
September 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
US general strike when?
Damn all that head and he still gets shot in the neck? Guy was at least 70% dome how do you miss that
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Damn all that head and he still gets shot in the neck? Guy was at least 70% dome how do you miss that
Hi, it’s me, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo. If you’re confused as to why removing me and my barrel from the logo is being viewed as “woke” it’s because that barrel is where I stored all of the little slips of paper I would write the n-word on! Enjoy your eggs!
August 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hi, it’s me, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo. If you’re confused as to why removing me and my barrel from the logo is being viewed as “woke” it’s because that barrel is where I stored all of the little slips of paper I would write the n-word on! Enjoy your eggs!
Celebrating 10 years since our first date. Tiki drinks and beach shirts abound
August 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Celebrating 10 years since our first date. Tiki drinks and beach shirts abound
If we were a real country all of the people on that Jubilee show would’ve been ambushed outside the studio and beaten with baseball bats for openly supporting fascism
July 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If we were a real country all of the people on that Jubilee show would’ve been ambushed outside the studio and beaten with baseball bats for openly supporting fascism
I’m at a nominally Jewish wedding and the way the dance floor just cleared for Cotton Eyed Joe, except for a dozen former Bar Mitzvah boys in their 20’s/30’s doing the dance perfectly, was like a painting
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m at a nominally Jewish wedding and the way the dance floor just cleared for Cotton Eyed Joe, except for a dozen former Bar Mitzvah boys in their 20’s/30’s doing the dance perfectly, was like a painting
Converting to Catholicism like a bandwagoning fan of a team that just won a championship
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Converting to Catholicism like a bandwagoning fan of a team that just won a championship
Obama still living in Trump’s head so much he wanted to have his own controversy about wearing the wrong color suit
April 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Obama still living in Trump’s head so much he wanted to have his own controversy about wearing the wrong color suit
Joe Biden for pope #letsgojoe #hisjoeliness
April 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Joe Biden for pope #letsgojoe #hisjoeliness
Trump signing all of his oafish, incendiary bullshit posts with “thank you for your attention to this matter” is some of the most beta middle-manager garbage ever
April 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump signing all of his oafish, incendiary bullshit posts with “thank you for your attention to this matter” is some of the most beta middle-manager garbage ever
Reposted by CJ Graham
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
1. Edged it
2. Cranked it
3. Split the atom
4. Blacked out
5. Jorked it
2. Cranked it
3. Split the atom
4. Blacked out
5. Jorked it
February 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
1. Edged it
2. Cranked it
3. Split the atom
4. Blacked out
5. Jorked it
2. Cranked it
3. Split the atom
4. Blacked out
5. Jorked it
I just did this and it was super cathartic
The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
February 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just did this and it was super cathartic
So can I just like…not pay my taxes this year? Who can I talk to about this
February 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
So can I just like…not pay my taxes this year? Who can I talk to about this
I’ve never been able to suck my own dick, so to watch SNL do it for three and a half hours feels like a monumental achievement on their part
February 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’ve never been able to suck my own dick, so to watch SNL do it for three and a half hours feels like a monumental achievement on their part
Why does a sleeve of Tate’s have 7 cookies in it? It’s a prime number of cookies, literally no group size you can share them with easily #tates
February 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Why does a sleeve of Tate’s have 7 cookies in it? It’s a prime number of cookies, literally no group size you can share them with easily #tates
Honestly? Good riddance. Social media is poison and we should never have known this much about each other. I want to know EXACTLY 150 people no more no less
January 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Honestly? Good riddance. Social media is poison and we should never have known this much about each other. I want to know EXACTLY 150 people no more no less