chris b
@cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social
I’m skeeting on blue dot sky in Philadelphia. Mostly Phillies shitposting.
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cause of death: watching baseball game
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
cause of death: watching baseball game
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Seeing former Phillies play well in the World Series
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Seeing former Phillies play well in the World Series
Seattle 🤝 Philadelphia
Crushing disappointment
Crushing disappointment
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Seattle 🤝 Philadelphia
Crushing disappointment
Crushing disappointment
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imagine sucking ass so bad that millions of people dedicate a Saturday afternoon to complain about how much you suck ass
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
imagine sucking ass so bad that millions of people dedicate a Saturday afternoon to complain about how much you suck ass
You telling me a Jimmy ate this world?
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You telling me a Jimmy ate this world?
Yes. The error ended the game. It it’s not why the Phillies lost the series. And without the error, he makes that easy out at first and just got himself out of a bases loaded jam in the bottom 11th.
Call me crazy - but I think Orion Kerkering gets the Bohm/Turner treatment.
(and after two days… I think he should)
(and after two days… I think he should)
October 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yes. The error ended the game. It it’s not why the Phillies lost the series. And without the error, he makes that easy out at first and just got himself out of a bases loaded jam in the bottom 11th.
How it feels to watch this ALDS Game 5
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How it feels to watch this ALDS Game 5
The end of that Phillies game felt like watching election returns in 2016
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The end of that Phillies game felt like watching election returns in 2016
JT Realmuto and Orion Kerkering
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
JT Realmuto and Orion Kerkering
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If you’re in line to jump off the Walt Whitman Bridge, stay in line
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you’re in line to jump off the Walt Whitman Bridge, stay in line
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And the Philadelphia Phillies
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
And the Philadelphia Phillies
Ruben Amaro never met a shadow he wouldn’t comment on
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ruben Amaro never met a shadow he wouldn’t comment on
JT Realmuto hits what looks like a solo HR in the 9th to walk off the game. As he’s rounding third, his feet leave the basepath as he ascends to heaven. He never touches home, Phillies lose in 12 innings
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
JT Realmuto hits what looks like a solo HR in the 9th to walk off the game. As he’s rounding third, his feet leave the basepath as he ascends to heaven. He never touches home, Phillies lose in 12 innings
Garrett Stubbs is back in his natural habitat (beer-soaked locker room)
September 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Garrett Stubbs is back in his natural habitat (beer-soaked locker room)
[extremely tired voice] we own the east
September 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
[extremely tired voice] we own the east
This but complimentary
Phillies send in Lou Trivino, this series is making me want to “try vino” myself tbh
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This but complimentary
RAV the 4th be with you
August 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
RAV the 4th be with you
Phillies send in Lou Trivino, this series is making me want to “try vino” myself tbh
August 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Phillies send in Lou Trivino, this series is making me want to “try vino” myself tbh
The Phillies on the way to Queens:
August 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Phillies on the way to Queens: